Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Justmebutnot1

@justmebutnot1.bsky.social

6.7K followers 1.9K following 6.7K posts

My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p37iqdhcybfiddzfgaltptcn/feed/aaac3wknaosc6

bsky.app

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · Jul 24

Can’t, feng shui says balls to the wall is a big no no

5 99 240

Reposted by Justmebutnot1

RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 7h

boomer: you're lazy

millennial: you ruined the economy

gen z: tf is an encyclopedia britannica

14 16 200

Reposted by Justmebutnot1

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 7h

[walks into the tire shop]

I see tread people

3 32 85

Reposted by Justmebutnot1

Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 8h

Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke

3 33 110

Reposted by Justmebutnot1

captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 9h

"Look. We've been married for 12 years, it would make me really happy if you let me put my 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 in your 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦"

"I SAID NO! YOU CAN'T PUT A PS5 IN MY FORMAL SITTING ROOM"

1 5 21

Reposted by Justmebutnot1

Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 9h

Yes I dangled a modifier, but I did it for you.

4 43 120

Reposted by Justmebutnot1

sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 8h

my brain’s antivirus wont allow me to download what you’re saying

21 78

Reposted by Justmebutnot1

MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 18h

What do you mean the F1 F2 F3 keys don’t stand for Fuck 1 Fuck 2 Fuck 3?

1 11 21

Reposted by Justmebutnot1

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 17h

If a man is not willing to burn down an entire world for me, I don’t want it.

10 28 120

Reposted by Justmebutnot1

DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17h

Alexa, did they ever find out what was eating that Gilbert Grape fella

1 16 53

Reposted by Justmebutnot1

Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”

- H.P. Lovecraft

A hand holding a dripping wet, bulging-eyed, flat-faced cat looking sadly at the camera.

80 250 2K

Reposted by Justmebutnot1

Spooky 𝕋𝕚𝕞 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 1d

During sexy time she asked if I owned any toys. I proudly presented my fully operational, remote-controlled Millennium Falcon.

She left. I had a great night.