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Justmebutnot1
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My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?)
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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · Jul 24
Can’t, feng shui says balls to the wall is a big no no
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dak.myatproto.social
Credit card bills are true vacation memories.
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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stefanthinks.bsky.social
i’ll just edit this post tomorrow
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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frovo.bsky.social
[wedding]

PRIEST: do you have the ring

ME: (as best man) no it’s on silent
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
on black friday proper meals don’t exist and boobs don’t need a bra
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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kimmalien.bsky.social
Spotify Wrapped 2025: white noise 3 hour long (on loop)
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
Don't give up your day drink.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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bestestname.bsky.social
Canadian Black Friday was Halloween
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
[the day after thanksgiving]

Robinson Crusoe: hey! it’s Black Friday!

Friday: what
November 29, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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haliphacks.bsky.social
*presses lips against mic*

I wished I sanitized this first
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
My niece is drawing everyone's picture, one by one revealing our deepest insecurities like a she's in a Stephen King book
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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deeks549.bsky.social
"This reminds me of your dad"
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
next year i want to be seated at the dogs’ table
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
don’t get bogged down in your cranberry sauce choice today haha a terrible pun for thanksgiving you’re welcome
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
justmebutnot1.bsky.social
Thigh Thursday, don’t let gramma hog all the dark meat
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
gtfo if your cranberry sauce isn’t shaped like a can like nature intended
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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francesmeh.reviews
i've decided to dedicate my retirement to using up all the tins of tea i've been gifted over the last 30 years
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
teacher: kenya name one country in africa ?

chad: no
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
(surreptitiously passing myself off as American today for some free turkey)
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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professorkiosk.wtf
it's thanksgiving eve so don't forget to put out a glass of gravy and some stuffing for ol' farmer greg
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
be accountable? what am i, a math expert?
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
mom: we’re having ground turkey this year

me: okay but how do you know that turkey couldn’t fly
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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madhattermommy.bsky.social
Every day I lay out my clothes for work before I shower, just so I can be sure there’s at least one outfit I definitely won’t be wearing that day.
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM