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Matty

@bestestname.bsky.social

8.6K followers 1.4K following 1.8K posts

Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · Jun 11

Would be endlessly helpful if everyone got their name tattooed on their face

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · Dec 2

I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 1d

Weird little goblin is my porn name.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 1d

Are you mad at me?
□ yes
□ yes

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 11h

Heard the Portland Frog referred to as a "rioter"

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 16h

Goes without saying

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 23h

Do you think James Bond ever just sits around watching football?

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, there's a grand divide between bumping into someone on the sidewalk and getting cut off on the freeway

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lemon 🍋 @littlelemontart.being.baby · 1d

“don’t do that it’s not nice” okay… but what if it’s a little funny.

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · Jun 30

therapy is ridiculous like hello stranger can you help me be a person

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d

We hate people in the abstract in a way you never would if you met face to face

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d

I would have left Kevin Home Alone too.

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d

most likely

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 2d

In Ghost World they call today Boosday, but that’s just what they call every day.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe you’ll be spared from the wave of terrible consequences engulfing everyone

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 2d

I hope the super intelligent ai puts us in the same cage together

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 2d

Any normal person would be like, "this is ridiculous"

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 2d

DMV clerk cackling as I check “organ donor” box.

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 2d

GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 4d

Drunk and disorderly, but in an adorable way.

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 2d

NO KINGS BUT SHORT KINGS

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 2d

NO KINGS BUT TAYLOR SWIFT

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James @dorianjames.bsky.social · 2d

We need to bring this war to an end so the chickens and frogs can go back to their families

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d

Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.

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