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🌾Just a girl wording through this world💃🏽 Top Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafwpq7giqcg

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · Jan 27

Every day I wake up with my boobs naturally sitting higher than my elbow is a win.

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 7h

give the dog a bath? you mean do a Spot clean?

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 10h

Probably

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💯

Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 13h

Will concede😂

Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 13h

The Apprentice DID NOT show us his psychopathy.

Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 16h

🥳

Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 16h

Please upgrade your basic comprehension of my post before you make assumptions of my intent

Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d

Not sure that either wouldn’t be an improvement

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · May 15

Sry boss can’t today
I’ve got worker’s block

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 1d

give a dude a fish, nobody knows what the fuck he'll do with it. he could wear it on his head. dudes are so weird

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

this is who I am now

*folds a large pizza into a taco*

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dinoboogers.bsky.social @dinoboogers.bsky.social · 1d

Anything can be a suppository if you suppose hard enough.

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BB @praisecheese.bsky.social · Dec 4

Stayed up all night and it finally dawned on me

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry I got you all pregnant with my cheese skeets and cargo shorts.

-Hallmark card

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 3d

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d

Or that

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 8d

Started to date a ghost but she stopped answering my seances

She's on another plane, you don't know her

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d

Well that

Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 2d

before you partake in the bluesky exodus, remember what father flannigan said: mastodon causes blindness.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · Nov 23

Got kicked out of ethics camp for forgetting to pack my moral compass.

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d

Moral of the story is if you want a qualified President, don’t pick one from The Apprentice.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1d

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

Paw Blart

A cat in a "SECURITY" coat sits on a polished tile floor.

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