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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ
@ayankdownunder.bsky.social
NY'er living in New Zealand,
carelessly whispering a variety of little things.

(Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness)
Unless noted, photos/vids are by me.

Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
Pinned
Looking for the veins of humanity.
🫂❤️
October 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Breaking a take.
October 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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🐝
October 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
blaspheours
October 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Always hot. Always fresh.
October 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
A tunic made of tapioca. Beware.
October 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Seems like there are better places to keep proof than in pudding.
October 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Looking for the veins of humanity.
October 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
🤣🤣🥳
October 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Functional apathy.
October 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Looking for the veins of humanity.
October 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Strunk and White's

"Elements of Shitposting (unabridged)"
October 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.
October 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Two weeks until the clocks go back. Never liked them anyway.
October 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Blasphemy.

Blaspheyou.
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You two are making me cream in my pajamas.
Just as the flyer advertised.
October 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂❤️❤️❤️❤️
October 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Yes, especially my eight fingers.
October 14, 2025 at 9:16 AM
You can actually see her teeth marks on her own arm from trying to gnaw it off…
October 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
😁😍❤️
October 14, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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72 hour protection for deodorant seems unnecessary outside of trench warfare.
October 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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This ⬇️ is the same deal Pres. Biden struck that Trump+Netanyahu sabotaged. Now they are taking credit & hopefully fully implementing. How many Palestinians died in the interim? How extra days were Israelis held hostage? Will @nytimes.com report this part of the story or as usual, only the MAGA angle
October 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
See what happens when you take a chance on me?😁😘
October 14, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Pavarotti looks big but he's actually plural
October 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM