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@ayankdownunder.bsky.social

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NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2d

Dopamine unto others, as you would have others dopamine unto you.

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 11h

I tell the fine people who work registers, "Please don't give me a receipt. I don't want to know."

And they all nod and smile in understanding.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1h

I missed out on an entire day of RFK's affection for foreskin cheese, and now I'm bereft.

*yanks on imaginary foreskin*

GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1h

Guessing he's in the middle of a rough recovery.💪💪

GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1h

Who up eating they curds n whey?

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 4h

Not to brag or anything, but I got one of those ‘we’ll keep you in mind for future opportunities’ emails.

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 4h

Morning.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 12h

Currently making cardboard cutouts of your pfp for when you disappear to Mastodon.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1h

Lady Godiva's chocolates have a surprising lack of hair on them, pubes or otherwise.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1h

trying to get comfortable on two thirds of a couch cos one third contains dog toys

- a memoir

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1h

Got Nobel?

a child is laying on the ground with leaves on the ground .

ALT: a child is laying on the ground with leaves on the ground .

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 4h

Once you’re over 40, getting 10,000 steps a day is meaningless. You just get to stay fat.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1h

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 13h

Folks who think "cats are not loving" have never been loved by a cat.

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JonBowzerBauman.bsky.social @jonbowzerbauman.bsky.social · 8h

Because it’s completely unnecessary for anybody.

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 7h

y'all please mastodon't

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 4h

I'm sick of my awesome personality ruining lives and children's parties.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1h

Designed when drunk.

Best eaten when hungover.

Froot Rainbow pancakes. Triple pancakes, covered with rainbow cream cheese and ice cream, Froot Loops cereal, and other diabetic nightmares.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 4h

It’s not a free country until I can order hookers & blow on DoorDash

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 3h

sometimes i think i'm doing ok then i start driving with the handbrake still up

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 3h

hanging on by a thread sounds way too cute and diy for what it feels like

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 3h

If anybody was thinking of kidnapping me and handcuffing me to a radiator in their basement now would be a great time. You don't even have to use me as a sex slave.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 3h

Is it bad that not even the shower gets wet when you turn it on?

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 2h

Forget Mastodon, let's move this feast to Esty. I hear they have vvitches.

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 2h

Shitposting is like sliding out the front door in comfy jammies to sit on the front stoop to talk about buttholes and the neighbors new across the street.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2h

I don’t want to brag, so I keep my life subpar

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