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Granite Man

@granitedhuine.bsky.social

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Here we go again. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaafdzld5ldha

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · Sep 21

Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 12h

I know more things about my job than I would like to

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 13h

not gonna post good until the rest of you do the fucking same

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dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 22h

i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 17h

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and looking at each other .

ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and looking at each other .

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 17h

Don't you just hate it when you do something stupid, like waking up?

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 1d

I will never fucking calm down. Ever.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 22h

if someone stole my identity i’d be all like "haha, sucker"

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 19h

I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively social and the selection process is now closed.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 1d

quitting my job to focus on my laundry

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 23h

the sexual tension between my spaghetti and meatballs tho

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 22h

No only the babies are called bobcats. The adults are robertcats.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 21h

You should be legally obliged to have the same avi and/or handle across all social media apps.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 20h

I'm Scottish, and my favourite parts of the UK are all the not English places.

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 1d

*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1d

the best place to eat cake is in the shower

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

I tried mastodon a few years ago and got the ick so bad I can't even remember what server I was on

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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry I haven’t been on lately. I was busy trying to open a produce bag for my apples

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

all those sunflower seeds i ate growing up and i’m still not a ray of sunshine? wild

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 1d

Never post in the middle of the night, or any other time.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 23h

i fear i don’t have the knees to migrate to a new app

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 23h

in my what in the actual fuck era

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 1d

The top five worst ways to be found:

5. Out
4. Guilty
3. Wanting
2. Dead
1. By your email

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 2d

Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2d

“I look ridiculous.”
“I think you look adorable.”
“I won’t be made a fool, Steve.”
“Just one more picture.”
“Fine, but after this...”
“I know, I know. Nevermore.”

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 2d

a double entendre? in this economy??

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