GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🍂
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I can't tell self depricating jokes because when I do people don't believe I'm joking because they think it's true... Which is much worse 😭
Ok bloobies... You're asked to donate to a colleagues honeymoon fund (you're not invited to the wedding, she definitely gets paid more than you) do you donate or look mean...
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Ok bloobies... You're asked to donate to a colleagues honeymoon fund (you're not invited to the wedding, she definitely gets paid more than you) do you donate or look mean...
I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit different.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit different.
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what i'm hoping for from the budget? well - and this might just be me - i'd like taxes on ed morrish to be taken down (or removed entirely!), which could be offset by raising taxes on ed morrish's enemies
sensible policies for a happier britain
sensible policies for a happier britain
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
what i'm hoping for from the budget? well - and this might just be me - i'd like taxes on ed morrish to be taken down (or removed entirely!), which could be offset by raising taxes on ed morrish's enemies
sensible policies for a happier britain
sensible policies for a happier britain
The first post I see today was someone who ripped someone else's video to make themselves feel popular *block*
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
The first post I see today was someone who ripped someone else's video to make themselves feel popular *block*
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He's a 10 but he has a roommate*
*cellmate
*cellmate
He's a 10 but he only wants to be "spontaneous" 😔
He's a 10 but he breathes
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
He's a 10 but he has a roommate*
*cellmate
*cellmate
He's a 10 but he only wants to be "spontaneous" 😔
He's a 10 but he breathes
He’s a 10, but no he isn’t
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
He's a 10 but he only wants to be "spontaneous" 😔
Who put this dog in The Phantom Zone?!
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Who put this dog in The Phantom Zone?!
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
"potential for redevelopment" no... Go ahead, live in it as is! 🫣
They really don't want to share any interior shots but when they do, you just know that unspeakable acts have been committed within... www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 3 bedroom end of terrace house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom end of terrace house for sale in 75 Camden Mews, Camden, London, NW1 9BY, NW1 for £925,000. Marketed by Auction House London, Hampstead
www.rightmove.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"potential for redevelopment" no... Go ahead, live in it as is! 🫣
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Not as relaxing as it looks then.
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Not as relaxing as it looks then.
YOU'RE an Inverted Triangle 😭
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
YOU'RE an Inverted Triangle 😭
...i hate to break this to you but....
you just lost The Game
you just lost The Game
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
...i hate to break this to you but....
you just lost The Game
you just lost The Game
Guess which exhausted eejit didn't put chicken in the fridge when they bought it yesterday and just found it in the bag today. 😩
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Guess which exhausted eejit didn't put chicken in the fridge when they bought it yesterday and just found it in the bag today. 😩
I have moved so many times in the last few months I've lost track of where I am 😔
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I have moved so many times in the last few months I've lost track of where I am 😔
I like to imagine they're singing in the shower
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I like to imagine they're singing in the shower
Sometimes I wonder how many of these "important" people I've met but instantly forgotten. 😬
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sometimes I wonder how many of these "important" people I've met but instantly forgotten. 😬
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[gavel banging]
Judge: Let's see, quite the list of charges here.
Me: I took advice from the internet, sir.
Judge: Let's see, quite the list of charges here.
Me: I took advice from the internet, sir.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
[gavel banging]
Judge: Let's see, quite the list of charges here.
Me: I took advice from the internet, sir.
Judge: Let's see, quite the list of charges here.
Me: I took advice from the internet, sir.
Sing like no one has ears
Dance like you can't injure anyone
Love like you can't be arrested for stalking
Dance like you can't injure anyone
Love like you can't be arrested for stalking
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Sing like no one has ears
Dance like you can't injure anyone
Love like you can't be arrested for stalking
Dance like you can't injure anyone
Love like you can't be arrested for stalking
Can anyone recommend a removals firm in London? 🫣
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Can anyone recommend a removals firm in London? 🫣
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♫ How do you solve a problem like Cthulhu? How do you catch Old Ones and pin them down? How do you even pronounce Cthulhu? I'm horrified as my shattering mind melts down! ♫
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
♫ How do you solve a problem like Cthulhu? How do you catch Old Ones and pin them down? How do you even pronounce Cthulhu? I'm horrified as my shattering mind melts down! ♫
Office day today - definitely not because I needed to put stuff in the confidential shredding 🤫
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Office day today - definitely not because I needed to put stuff in the confidential shredding 🤫
Happy international men's day to the men who are nice to me and those men only
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Happy international men's day to the men who are nice to me and those men only
Houseshare! The Musical
🎼 Houseshare 🎶
🎶 The sofa is covered in dog hair.
There isn't a dog that lives here
So how did this hair appear?!
🎶 i didn't expect it to be like this.
The first floor landing smells of p*ss...
(a retelling of a traumatic memory)
🎼 Houseshare 🎶
🎶 The sofa is covered in dog hair.
There isn't a dog that lives here
So how did this hair appear?!
🎶 i didn't expect it to be like this.
The first floor landing smells of p*ss...
(a retelling of a traumatic memory)
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Houseshare! The Musical
🎼 Houseshare 🎶
🎶 The sofa is covered in dog hair.
There isn't a dog that lives here
So how did this hair appear?!
🎶 i didn't expect it to be like this.
The first floor landing smells of p*ss...
(a retelling of a traumatic memory)
🎼 Houseshare 🎶
🎶 The sofa is covered in dog hair.
There isn't a dog that lives here
So how did this hair appear?!
🎶 i didn't expect it to be like this.
The first floor landing smells of p*ss...
(a retelling of a traumatic memory)
I'm not concerned about The Lost Sock... It's more, what will someone point it out as being stuck to and how embarrassing will it be.
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I'm not concerned about The Lost Sock... It's more, what will someone point it out as being stuck to and how embarrassing will it be.
This is what happens when the marketing person thinks they're more creative than the creatives.
People never cease to astound me. The actual reason the man on the street wants this taken down!
www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
London's giant AI artwork to be torn down
The bizarre story of why a much-talked-about creation is being torn down. Plus: Docklands Light Railway extension, giant laser stalks the night sky, and more tales of Android phone theft rejection.
www.londoncentric.media
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 AM
This is what happens when the marketing person thinks they're more creative than the creatives.