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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · Aug 14

Them: "are you ok?"

Me: "... define 'are'..."

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 28m

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 32m

Battle scar (from your holiday) 💅

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 38m

You'd think having a name starting with G would make you feel cool when someone forgets your name... but no 😔

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 5h

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 5h

Bet they've already eaten them 🤷‍♀️

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 5h

Them: you don't have to be lonely, you can join us on our colouring night...

Me: 🫥

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 5h

I tried but there's no shower curtains 🙃

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 6h

I dreamt I had a microwave...

... woke up and I don't ...

I need to get out of this hotel

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 6h

Mastotriedbeforebutcouldntbebothered

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 8h

Scotty is short for Biscotti

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 16h

Dental X-rays? You mean tooth pics?

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 14h

B but just always in the corner of my vision and an ever shifting colour. I can never look AT the apple but I can SEE the apple... It's always moving. The apple haunts me.

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 15h

.... yes...?

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 18h

😩

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 18h

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 18h

I asked them... Paying the fine they're passing along to us for them polluting the rivers.

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 19h

No one else is in the building so unless they're measuring something else... They're probably billing me for existing aren't they 😩

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 19h

I hate them so much

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 19h

It's metered. It's a monopoly. I hope karma gives them what they deserve.

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 19h

No I think they just bill me whenever they feel like they need more money 🤷‍♀️ or every 6 months ish. It's all a scam!!!!

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 19h

So my water bill after not having used any water for months is more than the previous bill where I was using water...
I don't understand it. Am I being dim?

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 20h

huh.

GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 20h

Chat... Is this a confidence scam?

Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20h

AI companies are spending billions on deals with each other, which boost their value.

This has helped twenty billionaires tied to AI add $450B to their fortunes in 2025.

Meanwhile, an MIT study found that 95% of companies using AI haven't seen returns on investment.

Be warned.

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 1d

Yeh yeh... 'friends' 🙄

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 1d

😢 oh this is actually really upsetting

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