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David Cake
@davecakes.bsky.social
Part time Illustrator, DM for commissions, generously hipped and UC sufferer.
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I really only come on here for me.
If you ever meet me ask me to do my Chewbacca impression, it’s top notch.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
83 days ‘til Christmas
84 days ‘til Christmas
85 days ‘til Christmas
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
84 days ‘til Christmas
85 days ‘til Christmas
86 days ‘til Christmas
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Let Trump have his Billion if it comes out of the BBC’s Podcast budget.
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Weird that frosted tips feel like a summertime mistake.
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Sugar tax! what are you you going to tax next Wes, laughing?
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I feel like the budget has been so over hyped this year. Like if Rachel Reeves gets it slightly wrong flaming meteors will be falling from the skies.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Sometimes it feels like there’s a tax on liking my posts.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Probation period to allow Ronaldo to play in the World Cup. The irony of it all.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Sometimes it feels like there’s a tax on liking my posts.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I feel like the budget has been so over hyped this year. Like if Rachel Reeves gets it slightly wrong flaming meteors will be falling from the skies.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Ok definitely better with lighter colours under but that was obvious.
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I knew Shearer would love Barcas high line. It only won them a treble last year but yeah it’s not a good system.
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.

Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.

DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon

Please share x
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November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sugar tax! what are you you going to tax next Wes, laughing?
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My first aim is to look like the before picture.
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Deeply unpleasant and insulting should be his bio.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Heathrow is getting a 3rd runway and you can’t even get a DM back.
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It’s getting so close to my birthday now that I assume anytime someone asks me to do something I think it might be a set up for a surprise party.

Can you pick me up from the garage Dave while my car gets serviced?

Yeah ok Dad whatever you say.

Checks party outfit in the mirror before leaving.
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I need to try it with a light T or shirt but this is growing on me despite what I was saying earlier
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I hope you get an opportunity to say “now let gravity do the work” today.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Blocked my shower plug with the top off some shampoo. I’m off away until Sunday so leaving that job for future Dave to sort out. Unlucky! Loser!
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Art?
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Thank god Man Utd are still shit
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Might pin this to my profile.
I’ve bought a lot of yoghurt for a man who is only home for 2 more mornings this week. It’s a good job I love yoghurt.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM