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David Cake

@davecakes.bsky.social

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 20d

I really only come on here for me.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 5h

Stop saying something is “intentional” It’s annoying. Most things are intentional, doesn’t make it good. Buzz wank word of the week.

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 5h

Fucking Basran

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 5h

The stand ups wrestling will be broadcast on Dave&U in the coming weeks.

Then it will stop. Please stop.

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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 7h

“Why is it always hard choices for working-class communities — not for multimillionaires and billionaires?”

Zack Polanski calls for a tax on the super-rich on #BBCQT

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 8h

Scotland with the definition of a smash and grab. #SCOGRE

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 9h

They don’t want to appear woke

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 9h

I have Tuesdays off now as I’ve lost the pot

A picture of a pill box but the Tuesday pack is missing.

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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 15h

This feels like a line from a poem or a Yard Act song.

News Shopper Facebook post. Picture of a fire. Headline is Live as Poundland burns.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 12h

Think so

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 12h

I’m blocked by someone in this thread so it’s all escalated quite quickly without that post I can’t see.

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 13h

The tasks on Traitors are actually harder to watch than to complete #traitors

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 13h

Shocked that he’s also a homophobic prick too.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 13h

Love how Tory boy whatever his name is presenter brings up drown on the NHS when faced with people born with defects. It’s the least mad part but still very GB News.

Grumio @grumio.bsky.social · 13h

www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/g...

GB News fans outraged as Charles Amos defends 'incestuous relationships' on air

GB News viewers were left fuming as guest Charles Amos defended "incestuous relationships" as he said '"individuals should be free to marry and have children with whoever they want...

www.mirror.co.uk

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Grumio @grumio.bsky.social · 13h

www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/g...

GB News fans outraged as Charles Amos defends 'incestuous relationships' on air

GB News viewers were left fuming as guest Charles Amos defended "incestuous relationships" as he said '"individuals should be free to marry and have children with whoever they want...

www.mirror.co.uk

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 16h

Large Hadron Collider? I barely know her.

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 16h

He looks like a very patriotic squirrel.

Andy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 16h

Whenever I see this man I think: "I bet he lays down the thunder in the bedroom."

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 16h

I feel like such a killjoy seeing posts about comedians doing a wrestling night and sighing a lot.

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 16h

Is this what each of them are saying?

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🙄 Kristi @disappointed55.bsky.social · 17h

🥰🐸

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 18h

A headline reading Meet the Young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future. I’ve changed the pics to the spoilt King from Maid Marion’s merry men, the former owner of brew dog and an evil spirt wearing a make Britain great again cap.

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 18h

Sounds preferable to what the Job Centre sends you to now. An outsourced team of none specialist who force you to do courses that you don’t need. All that happens is someone with money is making more money off the top again. Still shite but better shite.

Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 21h

BREAKING: Specialist employment advisers will be based in GP surgeries and mental health services as part of government plans to get people back to work.

Work and Pensions Secretary Pat McFadden speaks to #BBCBreakfast about the government’s plan to tackle long-term sickness

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 18h

I’m sorry but how annoying it is out weighs the benefits. You just get a mugger running away sounding like an Elf.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 19h

A women has got cat bells on her purse in this cafe. I thought I was going mad before I saw them. Meeting a ghost cat would’ve made my day.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 20h

The best day of my life was when I realised I could do a pitch perfect Chewbacca impression. What was yours?

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 20h

If the van is a rocking we are a shagging.