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David Cake
@davecakes.bsky.social
Part time Illustrator, DM for commissions, generously hipped and UC sufferer.
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Dave’s dumpling double down disaster (I ate too many dumplings)
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Me Flirting
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I’ve been laughing at this photoshop on the Channel 5’s Christmas movie for about 30 minutes now.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You just reminded me of this classic badge.
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
November 7, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Djemba-Djemba, the 5th of November
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It’s here and it’s too small!
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
These were a bit too high and loose but glad I’m apparently not a Carhartt XL. So I go again. Thinking of some Fera pleated uniform pants but not got a clue what size I’d be.
November 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Bloody gorgeous xxx
November 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Nailed
November 2, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Smarter to go have my haircut today fit. Bit of orange for the Halloween 🎃 sickos
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Why is it this dark. How is it this dark. Who is it this dark? When is it this dark.
October 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Happy Halloween to all the family 🎃
October 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What I see in the mirror when I nip to the bathroom in the night.
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 AM
He-Boy
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Camber Sands
October 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just to settle you all down
October 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Hemp trousers do this when they’re excited fit, off down south!
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
This is a low point.
October 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I’m adorable
October 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This will cure me
October 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A Nazi and his two mates were sentenced today and this is the pic of one of their bedrooms.

Check out the wallpaper haha!
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Wednesday
October 15, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I’m a sucker for a label
October 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Long live the NHS. #handsoffournhs
October 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM