Emma Bolden
@emmabolden.bsky.social
Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull 22), House Is an Enigma (Bull City Press), medi(t)ations (Noctuary Press, 16).
it's a holiday week, everyone, time to get out there and do the least
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
it's a holiday week, everyone, time to get out there and do the least
i cannot tell you how much my cat hates trash day. every trash day is the worst day he has experienced. he hears a trash can and ten thousand volts of rage fire in his brain. it is primal. he is not here for this kind of shit
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i cannot tell you how much my cat hates trash day. every trash day is the worst day he has experienced. he hears a trash can and ten thousand volts of rage fire in his brain. it is primal. he is not here for this kind of shit
all i want is a pet crow who tells all his friends to wreak vengeance upon my enemies
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
all i want is a pet crow who tells all his friends to wreak vengeance upon my enemies
ok but what if we all got some rest?
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
ok but what if we all got some rest?
these days my heights just aren’t wuthering like they used to
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
these days my heights just aren’t wuthering like they used to
has anyone checked to see if god is in a chilis tonight
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
has anyone checked to see if god is in a chilis tonight
if i get one more news alert tonight my whole body is going to boil into vapor
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
if i get one more news alert tonight my whole body is going to boil into vapor
zoom should have little games you can play in a sidebar during meetings
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
zoom should have little games you can play in a sidebar during meetings
do you even think too much about the consequences of the law of thermodynamics, bro?
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
do you even think too much about the consequences of the law of thermodynamics, bro?
Reposted by Emma Bolden
Zelenskyy has posted a deeply difficult, ten‑minute national address. It is honestly heartbreaking to watch. I’m sure translations are already circulating and you’ll find it online, but the first point you need to hear is this:
"Right now is one of the most difficult moments in our history. ,
"Right now is one of the most difficult moments in our history. ,
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Zelenskyy has posted a deeply difficult, ten‑minute national address. It is honestly heartbreaking to watch. I’m sure translations are already circulating and you’ll find it online, but the first point you need to hear is this:
"Right now is one of the most difficult moments in our history. ,
"Right now is one of the most difficult moments in our history. ,
is it too early to put up my happy honda days decorations
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
is it too early to put up my happy honda days decorations
if you want to be my friend you are just going to have to accept that my sense of humor is haunted
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
if you want to be my friend you are just going to have to accept that my sense of humor is haunted
promise me you’ll bury me with my funko pops
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
promise me you’ll bury me with my funko pops
casually chatting about the eventual heat death of the universe with my cat
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
casually chatting about the eventual heat death of the universe with my cat
setting up a fish tank for my flavor blasted goldfish
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
setting up a fish tank for my flavor blasted goldfish
Reposted by Emma Bolden
Target could improve their earnings in two seconds if they just brought back DEI programs so we could all shop there again.
Instead, I guess we’re doing this.
Instead, I guess we’re doing this.
Target partnering with OpenAI is smart, but doesn't go far enough. The people obviously want in-store promotions on Nvidia Blackwell GPUs
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Target could improve their earnings in two seconds if they just brought back DEI programs so we could all shop there again.
Instead, I guess we’re doing this.
Instead, I guess we’re doing this.
Reposted by Emma Bolden
Dost thou want to live ridiculously?
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Dost thou want to live ridiculously?
no song incites more violence in my heart than “wonderful christmastime”
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
no song incites more violence in my heart than “wonderful christmastime”
from now on i am only writing fanfic about candy crush saga
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
from now on i am only writing fanfic about candy crush saga
just put on full makeup for the first time in ages and i swear to god this asshole of a cell phone was like “sorry i don’t know her”
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
just put on full makeup for the first time in ages and i swear to god this asshole of a cell phone was like “sorry i don’t know her”
why is the internet like, “oh you followed me for wholesome frog memes? please enjoy this porn”
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
why is the internet like, “oh you followed me for wholesome frog memes? please enjoy this porn”
anyone wanna take bets on how long it's going to take me to fold my laundry
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
anyone wanna take bets on how long it's going to take me to fold my laundry
yes a great way to help the economy is to strike down the $28 billion hemp industry, excellent plan, perfect
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
yes a great way to help the economy is to strike down the $28 billion hemp industry, excellent plan, perfect
GOOGLE DOCS IS STILL DOWN, i scream into a pillow, slowly suffocating
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
GOOGLE DOCS IS STILL DOWN, i scream into a pillow, slowly suffocating
i’m just going to say it, i would probably eat the mountain dew baja blast pie from taco bell and i would probably like it
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
i’m just going to say it, i would probably eat the mountain dew baja blast pie from taco bell and i would probably like it