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Craig Hunter

@craghanta.bsky.social

1.2K followers 740 following 650 posts

Scotland’s shame. Blow-Ins co-host 🇮🇪 https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/blow-ins/id1781231003

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · Jul 2

I have lived through the entire internet. I have seen empires rise and fall. I have heard dial-ups call out their final tone. But I? I am eternal.

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 2h

90% WD40 and hammers
10% the actual DIY

Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 2h

Everything I try to fix in this old house is ten times harder because every nut and bolt is seized up with the devil’s grip.

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 14h

72 hour protection for deodorant seems unnecessary outside of trench warfare.

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever someone does “the left and the right” they are always on the right.

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 1d

20 Israelis go back to everything

2000 Palestinians go back to nothing

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 2d

I have become an offline boy against my will. Billionaire bastards ruined it. I would happily rot away on 2010s internet.

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 5d

Slagging woke has always been around, but the boomers called it bleeding hearts.

Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 7d

Working in tech has been absolute shite for years now so when you make a joke about “vegan smoothie bean bag twats” you should change it to “layoff dodging conference call cunts” instead.

Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 9d

Your power bill is going up because we need to subsidise a new data centre to train the robots to take your job, idiot.

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 9d

I love when my taxi driver is foreign because they either don’t want to talk at all or are actually interesting.

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 9d

I used to clean up rancid cream here 20 years ago for about £3.50 an hour ❤️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🥛

Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 11d

2 years since I had the best day of my life going to carrot island in Okinawa.

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 11d

Someone told me to invest heavily in Palantir when it was like $7 (it’s $180 now) and I refused because they were evil… like a moral idiot.

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 12d

Going to die on a €18.99 Ryanair flight in Storm Amy.

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 13d

I saw Jane Goodall in Pollença in Mallorca 2 years ago exactly. I dropped a croquette on the ground between our tables and she made the Shrek face.

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 13d

Haha. I have been known to hand a few out.

Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 13d

A BIG chunk of my close friends and loved ones are being diagnosed with autism in their 30’s and rather selfishly I’m thinking… what does that reveal about me?

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 14d

Just thought after all these years that maybe I’m annoying online.

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Blow-Ins Podcast @blowinspod.bsky.social · 14d

Welcome to Dublin. I hope you’re ready to spend €17.50 multiple times a day.

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 14d

I sometimes get headhunted to move back to public sector work.

Yes, please let me earn fuck all with absolutely no old school benefits of job security or solid pension whilst having to placate dusty men who started working there in 1975.

Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 17d

Watching a film from 1967 and everyone in the cast is dead 👍

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 17d

The biggest crime here is actually the lack of order or pattern in the yellow and red squares.

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 18d

On my way to Riyadh for the comedy festival. Don’t worry… I’m accepting the $350k ironically.

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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 18d

Fair play to the French for turning butter and chocolate into a classy breakfast.

Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 19d

Remember when it was fun to pop online for an hour and laugh at a wee 140 character joke?

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