SteveP 🇨🇦
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.
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he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
Say something, cowards! -> https://ngl.link/stevecantsmell
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SteveP 🇨🇦
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
· Dec 6
My therapist says you're the problem
LotR: The Fellowship of the Sausage
Use sausage
The Unbearable Lightness of Sausage
The Unbearable Lightness of Sausage
Sausage, Where's My Car?
(Oops, did I just make it better?)
(Oops, did I just make it better?)
January 30, 2026 at 3:22 PM
LotR: The Fellowship of the Sausage
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Hearing Homan say the president asked him to "deploy" to Minneapolis only reminds me that this is intentionally militaristic against the American people. He knows it's our own war zone.
January 30, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Hearing Homan say the president asked him to "deploy" to Minneapolis only reminds me that this is intentionally militaristic against the American people. He knows it's our own war zone.
It's still game 3 of the 2025 World Series.
I knew this match would still be on lol omg
January 30, 2026 at 3:14 PM
It's still game 3 of the 2025 World Series.
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Sydney Sweeney: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Giancarlo Esposito: And for me, I have to speak out. If the whole world showed up... they’d kill 500 or 50 million or however [many], but the rest of us would survive with a new [world]. This is time for a revolution, and they don’t even know that’s what they’re starting.
Giancarlo Esposito: And for me, I have to speak out. If the whole world showed up... they’d kill 500 or 50 million or however [many], but the rest of us would survive with a new [world]. This is time for a revolution, and they don’t even know that’s what they’re starting.
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Sydney Sweeney: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Giancarlo Esposito: And for me, I have to speak out. If the whole world showed up... they’d kill 500 or 50 million or however [many], but the rest of us would survive with a new [world]. This is time for a revolution, and they don’t even know that’s what they’re starting.
Giancarlo Esposito: And for me, I have to speak out. If the whole world showed up... they’d kill 500 or 50 million or however [many], but the rest of us would survive with a new [world]. This is time for a revolution, and they don’t even know that’s what they’re starting.
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i’m so tired of aging 2,947,286 years every time i check the news
January 30, 2026 at 1:48 AM
i’m so tired of aging 2,947,286 years every time i check the news
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It's a purse.
Of a purse.
Of a purse.
January 30, 2026 at 3:17 AM
It's a purse.
Of a purse.
Of a purse.
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Chat GPT is too young to be giving life advice
January 30, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Chat GPT is too young to be giving life advice
What is your favorite song that is over 10 minutes long?
I'm drawing a blank. Echoes from Meddle? Looking at my itunes most played (non-jazz or classical or 12") would be Marquee Moon or the Decemberists Crane Wife medley, which I don't count
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4my...
I'm drawing a blank. Echoes from Meddle? Looking at my itunes most played (non-jazz or classical or 12") would be Marquee Moon or the Decemberists Crane Wife medley, which I don't count
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4my...
January 30, 2026 at 1:07 AM
What is your favorite song that is over 10 minutes long?
I'm drawing a blank. Echoes from Meddle? Looking at my itunes most played (non-jazz or classical or 12") would be Marquee Moon or the Decemberists Crane Wife medley, which I don't count
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4my...
I'm drawing a blank. Echoes from Meddle? Looking at my itunes most played (non-jazz or classical or 12") would be Marquee Moon or the Decemberists Crane Wife medley, which I don't count
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4my...
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What is your favorite song that is over 10 minutes long?
I have many. I love long songs - I mean I love progressive rock, so the list is long. I'd have to say this may be the top one for me. It's just brilliant.
youtu.be/QHo0kPkz9IQ?...
I have many. I love long songs - I mean I love progressive rock, so the list is long. I'd have to say this may be the top one for me. It's just brilliant.
youtu.be/QHo0kPkz9IQ?...
January 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
What is your favorite song that is over 10 minutes long?
I have many. I love long songs - I mean I love progressive rock, so the list is long. I'd have to say this may be the top one for me. It's just brilliant.
youtu.be/QHo0kPkz9IQ?...
I have many. I love long songs - I mean I love progressive rock, so the list is long. I'd have to say this may be the top one for me. It's just brilliant.
youtu.be/QHo0kPkz9IQ?...
Took down recent negative posts.
Here's a pic of a dog!
Here's a pic of a dog!
January 29, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Took down recent negative posts.
Here's a pic of a dog!
Here's a pic of a dog!
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Move over, Jackson Pollock.
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Move over, Jackson Pollock.
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"What day is it today?" asked Pooh
"It's today," squeaked Piglet
"Well, fuck today. And fuck tomorrow. I'm hibernating until April"
"It's today," squeaked Piglet
"Well, fuck today. And fuck tomorrow. I'm hibernating until April"
January 28, 2026 at 2:57 PM
"What day is it today?" asked Pooh
"It's today," squeaked Piglet
"Well, fuck today. And fuck tomorrow. I'm hibernating until April"
"It's today," squeaked Piglet
"Well, fuck today. And fuck tomorrow. I'm hibernating until April"
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Me, listening to Beethoven: "when you think about it, its pretty impressive that a dog wrote that"
January 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Me, listening to Beethoven: "when you think about it, its pretty impressive that a dog wrote that"
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Batkid, is that you?! 😂
Jk.
What a legend.
Smart way to protect his identity.
And smart way to get their attention.
I've always loved Batman. 🦇
Jk.
What a legend.
Smart way to protect his identity.
And smart way to get their attention.
I've always loved Batman. 🦇
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Batkid, is that you?! 😂
Jk.
What a legend.
Smart way to protect his identity.
And smart way to get their attention.
I've always loved Batman. 🦇
Jk.
What a legend.
Smart way to protect his identity.
And smart way to get their attention.
I've always loved Batman. 🦇
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Capricorns out resisting to reclaim their birthday month
January 29, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Capricorns out resisting to reclaim their birthday month
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The poor, unloved death squads
ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
January 29, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The poor, unloved death squads
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"90's kids remember-"
90s kids dont remember shit, we're like 80 years old and in dire need of dialysis
90s kids dont remember shit, we're like 80 years old and in dire need of dialysis
January 29, 2026 at 5:38 PM
"90's kids remember-"
90s kids dont remember shit, we're like 80 years old and in dire need of dialysis
90s kids dont remember shit, we're like 80 years old and in dire need of dialysis
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Timeline cleanse. Could someone please help me reassemble my cat? I’ve misplaced the instructions.
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Timeline cleanse. Could someone please help me reassemble my cat? I’ve misplaced the instructions.
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Found a bunch of old poetry I wrote 15-20 years ago. Not sure what I'm going to do with it, but maybe it will inspire me to start writing again.
kermit the frog is typing on a typewriter in a dark room .
Alt: kermit the frog is typing on a typewriter in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Found a bunch of old poetry I wrote 15-20 years ago. Not sure what I'm going to do with it, but maybe it will inspire me to start writing again.
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Let me tell you your fortune. 🔮
January 29, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Let me tell you your fortune. 🔮
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Lol-ing on the outside trying to fake it to make it, but butt hurt on the inside like a sensitive twat.
January 29, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Lol-ing on the outside trying to fake it to make it, but butt hurt on the inside like a sensitive twat.
I don't care if it's ableist, but the ElonMuskBot is a terrible idea and I will laugh at anyone who has one. If only there was a play or a myriad of films warning about this very thing.
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I don't care if it's ableist, but the ElonMuskBot is a terrible idea and I will laugh at anyone who has one. If only there was a play or a myriad of films warning about this very thing.
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50 years ago, Laverne and Shirley aired for the first time.
January 29, 2026 at 3:04 AM
50 years ago, Laverne and Shirley aired for the first time.
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can’t believe I used to spend five bucks on a ringtone and now my phone is on silent permanently
January 29, 2026 at 1:02 AM
can’t believe I used to spend five bucks on a ringtone and now my phone is on silent permanently