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SteveP 🇨🇦
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I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.

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My therapist says you're the problem
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I hope none of my favorite billionaires are in the Epstein files :(
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Jesus.

It's still January?
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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I mean this is fine, right?
January 31, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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We should have a minor inconvenience rewards card.
January 31, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I don't know what to watch or read or listen to

PAY ATTENTION TO ME
January 31, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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I didn't come here to be liked.

On the other hand, I absolutely did.
January 30, 2026 at 10:44 PM
It’s Frieren Friday!
January 31, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Capitalism is just a rebranded Feudalism where the serfs are convinced they have a modicum of power and money. Sure, the serfs have more stuff, but they’re still not free.
January 30, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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manifesting the grim reaper
January 30, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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Sorry I don't interact with your posts anymore it's just that I've convinced myself you hate me
January 30, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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capitalists act like it's magnanimous of them to create jobs when most people would consider it a privilege to be able to afford leaving theirs without severance and a better one lined up
January 30, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Bubbling with empathy and indifference like nature’s lava lamp
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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are my beans cool?

-me flirting
January 30, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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Anyway, finished this massive shawl.
January 30, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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I hate that whenever I hear a new song I like, I have to Google if the artist is problematic
January 30, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Why everyone make me listen to the Eagles?!

I have limit and it has been taken to too many times
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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she's a 10 but makes the dial up internet connection noise when she orgasms
January 30, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Sometimes, when things aren't complicated enough, I play this until everything makes sense:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9lp...
Captain Beefheart - Frownland
YouTube video by Revanlation
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:17 PM
LotR: The Fellowship of the Sausage
Use sausage

The Unbearable Lightness of Sausage
Sausage, Where's My Car?
(Oops, did I just make it better?)
January 30, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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Hearing Homan say the president asked him to "deploy" to Minneapolis only reminds me that this is intentionally militaristic against the American people. He knows it's our own war zone.
January 30, 2026 at 10:22 AM
It's still game 3 of the 2025 World Series.
I knew this match would still be on lol omg
January 30, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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Covid 2020
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 AM