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SteveP 🇨🇦
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
7.4K followers 1.6K following 7.9K posts
I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.

By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4

Say something, cowards! -> https://ngl.link/stevecantsmell
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stevecantsmell.bsky.social
Pass it along, let’s see your pfp in its full-sized glory
Yousuf Karsh’s photo portrait of Ernest Hemingway. He is wearing a cable knit sweater. Grey hair and beard.
February 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
a photo of Crown Royal Vanilla whisky
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
sounds like oblast
a valentine with a photo of young Josef Stalin (who could get it)and the message says “stop Stalin my heart. By my valentine”
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
😘
A valentine with the iconic album cover of Joy Division's Unknown Pleasures, which is a time plot of a space signal that looks like a mountain range. the text says "You bring me joy"
February 14, 2026 at 2:55 AM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
Hold up!
the don equos "most interesting man" meme. The text says "I don't always fail when cropping but when I do"
February 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
Alas, my orange cat was a biter, too.
a man with a cat around his neck. They're wearing the same glasses
February 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
Sour cream glazed is my weakness.
Tim Hortons sour cream glazed doughnut. It’s a light brown doughnut covered with melted sugar
February 10, 2026 at 5:47 PM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
I bet this is his basement
wall painted with red orange brown and white stripes. Supergraphics, baby!
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 PM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
WE CAN HAVE OUR OWN DISCORD!
akbar and jeff from the Life in Hell comic. Two identical characters with large nosed wearing charlie brown's black and white shirt. They both wear red fezzes. They're prancing together and singing. Musical notes are in their speech bubbles
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
Oh yeah, Chekhov's roach farm
A giant cockroach laying in bed a la Gregor Samsa in Metamorphosis. The text says "yes fuck yes hahaha finally!"
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
i think i know what they would say
4 frame comic strip of a crow doing stand up. he says "caw caw caw" and a heckler says "boo. get better material". the crow has flop sweat as hee looks at his cue cards, which just say "caw caw caw caw"
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 AM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
Sorry that happened. Good for you turfing that guy
magic the gathering card. Cheems, Bonker of horny. an image of a shiba inu dog with a bat saying "off to horny jail" Card action is "Destroy a target creature with a marker "horny" on it.
February 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
I knew I had a meme
Your favourite drummer vs my favourite drummer. One is Neil Peart of Rush (RIP) and the other is Kamina Drummer of the Expanse, kinda smiling.
February 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
Find you someone who looks at you like Drummer looks at Naomi
The Expanse. Kamina Drummer side-eyeing Naomi Nagata as Naomi does something smart. She has dark eye shadow and always looks pissed off.
February 8, 2026 at 3:24 AM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
Exactly
A comic where a man declares “I do not like thing” and an angel descends to hand him a message that says “ok”
February 7, 2026 at 8:45 AM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
Yes, it stays in the cut bag. And you pour out of that
Close up of milk bag in pitcher. The tip is snipped off
February 7, 2026 at 4:08 AM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
This is how you do it
Milk jug holding a bag of milk in a fridge next to a brita jug and
February 7, 2026 at 3:43 AM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
Wow. blocked by 6 people in 5 days. I must be very controversial
a rotary phone shaped like a crab. the text says "now im falling asleep and she's calling a crab"
February 7, 2026 at 1:10 AM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
If silica packets aren't supposed to be eaten, then why do they taste so good?
A valentine of a silica gel packet that says "Don't be dessi-cant. Be a dessi-can"
February 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
yeah, no great loss. lol
A drawing that says "Your dumped". You're is misspelled. There is a dump truck with the bed up and a pile of garbage with stink lines radiating and an arrow poiting to it that says "You!"
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
I think it's high time all you non-Steve's aspire to attain Stevedom. You've got nothing to lose but your James
Ted Lasso pointing at his Believe sign, but it has been edited to say "Be Steve"
February 6, 2026 at 8:50 PM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
You can block me, too, I suppose. 😘🍑
Someone blocked me
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
Hey
February 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
stevecantsmell.bsky.social
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
fisher price jalopy toy. a clown in an open top car with large red plastic wheels. The clown’s neck is a spring so the head wobbles.
February 6, 2026 at 12:43 PM