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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃

@stevecantsmell.bsky.social

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I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs. he/him/his. Expect puns. By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4 Say something, cowards! -> https://ngl.link/stevecantsmell

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · Dec 6

My therapist says you're the problem

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 11h

i like this account, hope it doesn't go Milkshake Dork

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18h

from now on I will only respond to dorkenheimer or his dorkness

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 2h

The way she says "spooooky" ❤️

a woman from schitt 's creek says " oh " in front of her face

Alt: Moira Rose saying "'Oh, I'm too Spoooooky'"

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 7h

Just so you know who you are dealing with there is a typo in my @ it’s pathological

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 2h

I only just noticed it and I'm upset

Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 2h

Octarine!

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Birdie, Boo!👻 @srslymagenta.bsky.social · 6h

This is the most Discworld, Esmeralda Weatherwax thing and I love her extra for it

USA TODAY @usatoday.com · 7h

Dolly Parton is sharing an update on her health one day after her sister activated the superstar's fanbase by asking for their prayers.

"I know lately everybody thinks that I am sicker than I am," Parton said in a video posted to Instagram Wednesday, captioning the post, "I ain't dead yet!"

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 2h

I'm in the middle of Witches Abroad right now and I can't get enough of "those two biddies", and Magrat

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 8h

I'm slacking by replying right now.

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Gypsiboo 🔮🦇 @gypsican.bsky.social · 11h

You heard it here first folks, we’re not gonna get to retire. Be lazy now.

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 9h

Whatevs.

a man eating a bowl of food with chopsticks

Alt: gary oldman in slow horses eating a bowl of food with chopsticks

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 14h

a little column eh, a little column 💤

Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 18h

I am up too late

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 1d

rigor gratis! yo ho ho ho

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ALT: a cartoon character with a skeleton head and a beard

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 1d

hey, I have a passport. It's you Americans who don't travel well

a cartoon lizard is flying through space with the words on my way below

ALT: a cartoon lizard is flying through space with the words on my way below

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 1d

I Want To Go To There Liz Lemon GIF

ALT: I Want To Go To There Liz Lemon GIF

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 1d

👊💥🎃

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AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2d

Are we back to the days when 5 likes was considered viral

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 2d

Let’s talk about the mastodon in the room.

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday! 🥳

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 1d

I listened to a Rush song as a teenage girl once and now I'm fully a man, so.

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 1d

It's action/reaction.

Why does it happen? Because it happens!

a close up of a skeleton with glowing red eyes

Alt: rapping skeleton from Rush video Roll the Bones

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 1d

Smartasses are saying Rush touring with Anika Nilles as drummer will be the first time a woman is at a Rush concert. Of course Rush has women fans. I know her.

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 1d

It's a weaselly rephrasing of "Some people are saying"

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