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Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@beckybunzy.bsky.social
Just a swamp witch making the funny. Lover of critters. Not a therapist, so I’ll make it worse. Not your mommy, not your baby either. I put a spell on you!

My North Star is @justbrady.bsky.social. 🌟
Read my essays on Medium. https://medium.com/@beckybunzy
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My only daily goal in life rn is to get to 10,000 steps.
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November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Happy Thirstgiving™️, babyz.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving to all of you who are currently hiding in the bathroom to get a mental break.
a man and a woman are looking out of a window and the word solidarity is written on the window .
ALT: a man and a woman are looking out of a window and the word solidarity is written on the window .
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November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If you're deep frying your turkey today, goddess speed.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Yep. The emotional tragedy of someone lost to cancer or gun violence & the financial tragedy of crippling medical debt on top of lost health, time away from work, etc. matter little here if someone else can make a buck.
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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America, your health care costs are ludicrous and your health outcomes are terrible
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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History has taught us nothing as men continue to look to perpetuate retribution.
Violence begets more violence. If the vast majority of men were more intelligent, they would understand this.
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Violence begets more violence. If the vast majority of men were more intelligent, they would understand this.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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How many apples did you eat today @beckybunzy.bsky.social 🤨
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The Taliban AI simply can’t handle me. You get the real me for Waifu Wednesday™️ today. Fan service, much love!
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November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The Witcher only gets to do the sex once a season. Real talk, men, does having blue balls make you a better slayer of monsters?
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Republicans get boners when they fantasize about women and children dying.
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Spermbreath Hottencrotch, an actual character in The Witcher.
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I swear there’s a character in The Witcher called Hotsperm. I heard it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Milfgard, the land of hot moms, waiting for all you horny men.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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me: [flirting]
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Republicans support an abusive society that actively seeks to kill you. Democrats support a subtly abusive society that passively seeks to kill you.

Be sure you go out and vote instead of demanding fundamental change to our third world country with an enormous ineffective military!
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The people in the US can’t all agree that we need fair wages, universal healthcare, guaranteed education and safety from gun violence. The problem isn’t the government. It’s the people. We get the country we collectively choose.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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entering my just saying stuff era
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This regime is collapsing.
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Only weak men would choose to call it The Department of War.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM