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Jen(na) X
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Nutmegger in a Hoosier State

A little nerdy, very bratty.

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I will be protecting my peace on this app.
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Rock hit my windshield. Instant crack. Now my car is making a noise. 😭
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Thinking of bringing the babe to daycare then coming home to sleep.
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I don’t care about Trump’s health. I want to know who fake Melania is.
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Why is the president sleeping on tv and no one is questioning it?
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I miss Dunkin's Cranberry Orange muffins.
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
See how easy it is, Taylor Swift? So easy.
White House ratio'd by the smallest possible pop star.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My mother brought me loose tea from her travels and they’re huge flower buds. I’m not sure how I’m even supposed to brew this. 🤣😭
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Daycare was open. The highway is fine except for the ramps. Secondary streets are shut and drivers are idiots.
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
We got a nice coating of snow last night. Local schools are closed, but I’m not sure if our daycare is; I’ll text them later.
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Yay loyalty points.
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Nothing says you care about your team like always scheduling Dr appts during team meetings.
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
lol like establishment democrats would ever do this. AIPAC owns them and Netanyahu is a war criminal
The 2028 Democratic platform should include a pledge to join the International Criminal Court.
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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I've been an Immigration Court observer at 26 Fed'l Plaza in NYC & we can't do much but we try to connect people w/ social workers & legal help. We also give children books & small (silent) toys. A former student created this & if anyone is able, children's books in Spanish are welcome.
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Josh Allen starting fights then walking away. 😏
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The house is at 72°. Why am I cold‽ 😭
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Grandbaby’s mom was supposed to meet us at the library. She never showed. So now we’re back home watching football.
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You never understand how bad the unhoused crisis is until you go to the library on a cold day. 😭
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m going to take a risk and say IU has this one…
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
NFL = 2 feet in bounds.
College = 1 foot in bounds.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Awwww Santa is leaving the game early? #Eagles
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Spent part of my afternoon unsubscribing from all the brand emails.
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I thought being passed around at Thanksgiving would result in a very tired baby that slept through the night. He’s been awake for over an hour. 😭
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM