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Erik the Rural Juror

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If you can’t tell whether or not I’m joking, I probably am.

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · Nov 13

I wonder what previously unimaginable thing will happen today?

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 9h

next pandemic is gonna be lit

Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 10h

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 13h

Needy Amin

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 17h

If they were *actively trying* to destroy the country, how would they be behaving differently?

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 17h

and then he would be woke or worse yet dei

Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 17h

well then I guess that’s that

Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 17h

He can’t call it a bi-annual checkup because of lgbtq.

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 20h

A dispirited Trump ignores questions from the press pool as he departs for his second 'routine yearly checkup' of 2025

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 17h

Caitlin Flanagan has the absolute worst takes and then is confused when people try to explain why she’s so wrong.

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 18h

Make
America
Qatar
Again

Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 19h

I bet they have

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 19h

"I'm a people person goddammit!"

two men are sitting at a table with the caption what would you say you do here ?

ALT: two men are sitting at a table with the caption what would you say you do here ?

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 20h

“shut up and pray”

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 21h

that's good because people in idaho love foreigners

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 22h

trump and the republicans have unlimited power but also they can't do anything I'm so sorry

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 22h

the big special boy has been slighted

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 22h

I'm not sure if we're going to invade norway or sweden or venezuela because of this, but surely it'll be one of them.

Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 1d

⚡️The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to Maria Corina Machado.

The Nobel Peace Prize committee awarded it for "her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela."

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

This is an excellent thread of replies.

Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

Or stay at the ritz.

Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

My kid went there for the first time recently. I asked him how it was. He shrugged.

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

Obama, again.

Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

mike pence is hosting a pay per view party at his house

Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

how many times can they have kid rock and Ted nugent on

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

is the Boy Scouts a gang

Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

thank you john roberts

Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

Someone who claims everyone else is lying is clearly the liar.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Kristi Noem: "I was in Portland and met with the governor and mayor and chief of police and superintendent of the highway patrol. They are all lying and disingenuous and dishonest people. Because as soon as you leave the room, then they make the exact opposite response."

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

Samson had his hair, others had their foreskins.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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