Dr. Scenario
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If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
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Nice argument! Unfortunately I have already portrayed myself as the wry, unconcerned Murakami Gennosuke and you as the stuffy, indignant Miyamoto Usagi
On this episode of law and order the detectives are eating Chinese off plates and not straight out of the carton like people are always bitching about. It looks like shit! Barely identifiable without the chopsticks. The carton is a visual symbol that saves you from food photography!
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
On this episode of law and order the detectives are eating Chinese off plates and not straight out of the carton like people are always bitching about. It looks like shit! Barely identifiable without the chopsticks. The carton is a visual symbol that saves you from food photography!
Trying out a Grok epic roast and getting asked to leave your wife's book club mixer because you did NOT know that Beth was pregnant
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Trying out a Grok epic roast and getting asked to leave your wife's book club mixer because you did NOT know that Beth was pregnant
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November 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Customers are craven scum
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Customers are craven scum
Tfw you realize brexit means you can't buy cheap ciggies in spain
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Tfw you realize brexit means you can't buy cheap ciggies in spain
Giving baby a blueberry
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Giving baby a blueberry
You just know Peppa Pig's dad voted for brexit to get the immigrants out
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You just know Peppa Pig's dad voted for brexit to get the immigrants out
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People love being like "ouuuugh there's no stuff anymore" and I'm like ummm so we just forgot about items?? Lol??
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
People love being like "ouuuugh there's no stuff anymore" and I'm like ummm so we just forgot about items?? Lol??
Today I made a redneck mornay (bechamel with a knob of Velveeta) for croque monsieur sliders
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Today I made a redneck mornay (bechamel with a knob of Velveeta) for croque monsieur sliders
Will Reichard is my favorite vikings player
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Will Reichard is my favorite vikings player
One of the keys to dodging posters madness is remembering that some people don't check every reply to their posts and decide to like or not like it, because they are Normal
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
One of the keys to dodging posters madness is remembering that some people don't check every reply to their posts and decide to like or not like it, because they are Normal
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Watching the Vikings play so badly it negatively affects my mental health>>>>>>> doing three chores that would make me feel fantastic
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Watching the Vikings play so badly it negatively affects my mental health>>>>>>> doing three chores that would make me feel fantastic
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Helmut Newton photo for the 1986 Italian edition Pirelli Tires calendar #HelmutNewton #PirelliTires
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Helmut Newton photo for the 1986 Italian edition Pirelli Tires calendar #HelmutNewton #PirelliTires
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iconic napoleonic war bag fumble
23 Nov 1800 // 14-gun brig sloop HMS Albanaise was taken over off Malaga by Spanish prisoners (the crew of a Spanish ship captured on 22 Nov), aided by mutineers from the Albanaise's own crew. The captain was shot and injured, and was then confined with loyal officers and men below. [1/2]
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
iconic napoleonic war bag fumble
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Remember, Sean Connery is in the ones with Scuba Diving and Roger Moore is in the ones with Skiing. An easy way to let people know you’re a movie expert.
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Remember, Sean Connery is in the ones with Scuba Diving and Roger Moore is in the ones with Skiing. An easy way to let people know you’re a movie expert.
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Kweli is beefing with Stancil
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Kweli is beefing with Stancil
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Everyone’s all JDPON this and Decolonize that, but when some Nigerians and Bengalis make a few bucks from ragebaiting Americans into committing national suicide you get all upset
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Everyone’s all JDPON this and Decolonize that, but when some Nigerians and Bengalis make a few bucks from ragebaiting Americans into committing national suicide you get all upset
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Biologists Unveil New Taxonomic System Classifying Species By Hotness
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January 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Biologists Unveil New Taxonomic System Classifying Species By Hotness
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Biden wasn't senile guys as we approach 2026
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Biden wasn't senile guys as we approach 2026
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One of my fav scenes in CASINO is when Lester Diamond returns to the movie in the eighties and gets into an argument (and loses) with Sharon Stone's kid who sticks her tongue out at him while he's flailing
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
One of my fav scenes in CASINO is when Lester Diamond returns to the movie in the eighties and gets into an argument (and loses) with Sharon Stone's kid who sticks her tongue out at him while he's flailing