Mr. Cait
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This is the most lawless work week of the year. No one knows who is in or out or what is happening. It's like in Apocalypse Now when Willard shows up at the Do Lung bridge and asks the soldier who the commanding officer is, and the kid says "ain't you?" Like that only with pumpkin pie.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is the most lawless work week of the year. No one knows who is in or out or what is happening. It's like in Apocalypse Now when Willard shows up at the Do Lung bridge and asks the soldier who the commanding officer is, and the kid says "ain't you?" Like that only with pumpkin pie.
This is the most lawless work week of the year. No one knows who is in or out or what is happening. It's like in Apocalypse Now when Willard shows up at the Do Lung bridge and asks the soldier who the commanding officer is, and the kid says "ain't you?" Like that only with pumpkin pie.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is the most lawless work week of the year. No one knows who is in or out or what is happening. It's like in Apocalypse Now when Willard shows up at the Do Lung bridge and asks the soldier who the commanding officer is, and the kid says "ain't you?" Like that only with pumpkin pie.
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This is literally half the people I grew up with. One kid used to steal cars every day, but also would pick me up from the bus stop and drop me at high school every day. In a stolen car.
In Massachusetts your cousin can either be a "good kid," a "piece of shit" or "a piece of a shit, but a good kid."
A cousin is anyone near your age in your family or some kid who is around a lot and an aunt is an older lady who gives a shit about you.
October 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is literally half the people I grew up with. One kid used to steal cars every day, but also would pick me up from the bus stop and drop me at high school every day. In a stolen car.
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Lot of talk about if thanksgiving food is good. This is nonsense. Just as cigarettes are nicotine delivery devices, thanksgiving food is a gravy delivery device. Get the gravy right and nothing else matters.
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Lot of talk about if thanksgiving food is good. This is nonsense. Just as cigarettes are nicotine delivery devices, thanksgiving food is a gravy delivery device. Get the gravy right and nothing else matters.
Lot of talk about if thanksgiving food is good. This is nonsense. Just as cigarettes are nicotine delivery devices, thanksgiving food is a gravy delivery device. Get the gravy right and nothing else matters.
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Lot of talk about if thanksgiving food is good. This is nonsense. Just as cigarettes are nicotine delivery devices, thanksgiving food is a gravy delivery device. Get the gravy right and nothing else matters.
If this was 2010 there’d have been a dozen parody videos all called “Wicked Pissah” with Glinda with a Boston accent and I would have jumped off the roof by now trying to not defy gravity
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If this was 2010 there’d have been a dozen parody videos all called “Wicked Pissah” with Glinda with a Boston accent and I would have jumped off the roof by now trying to not defy gravity
Uniform Game of The Week is Eagles/Cowboys. Every game the eagles don’t wear the Kelly Greens is a crime against humanity and a pox on their houses.
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Uniform Game of The Week is Eagles/Cowboys. Every game the eagles don’t wear the Kelly Greens is a crime against humanity and a pox on their houses.
Ever since Tony Romo was announced as part of the President’s Council on Physical Fitness and Inspecting Children’s Genitals, he can go fuck himself forever. Fucking loser.
There are plenty of reasons to root against the Chiefs but let me propose a dark horse reason:
It would make Tony Romo sad
It would make Tony Romo sad
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ever since Tony Romo was announced as part of the President’s Council on Physical Fitness and Inspecting Children’s Genitals, he can go fuck himself forever. Fucking loser.
Remember, Sean Connery is in the ones with Scuba Diving and Roger Moore is in the ones with Skiing. An easy way to let people know you’re a movie expert.
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Remember, Sean Connery is in the ones with Scuba Diving and Roger Moore is in the ones with Skiing. An easy way to let people know you’re a movie expert.
Currently watching Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story featuring Bobby Bacala and Ralphie Cifaretto. Man I wish Buffalo was real.
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Currently watching Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story featuring Bobby Bacala and Ralphie Cifaretto. Man I wish Buffalo was real.
Al Michaels is a one hundred year old man and the best play by play guy in football. Fire that maga weirdo Herbstriet into the sun and buy out Greg Olson’s contract. Then you have an announcing team. Anyway this game is like sitting through three stop light cycles and moving five feet in traffic.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Al Michaels is a one hundred year old man and the best play by play guy in football. Fire that maga weirdo Herbstriet into the sun and buy out Greg Olson’s contract. Then you have an announcing team. Anyway this game is like sitting through three stop light cycles and moving five feet in traffic.
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Landman is utterly batshit, misogynistic, oil company propaganda. Taylor Sheridan feverishly writing scripts whacked out on horse Gatorade and huffing gasoline with no checks or balances. It’s must watch TV.
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Landman is utterly batshit, misogynistic, oil company propaganda. Taylor Sheridan feverishly writing scripts whacked out on horse Gatorade and huffing gasoline with no checks or balances. It’s must watch TV.
Landman is utterly batshit, misogynistic, oil company propaganda. Taylor Sheridan feverishly writing scripts whacked out on horse Gatorade and huffing gasoline with no checks or balances. It’s must watch TV.
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Landman is utterly batshit, misogynistic, oil company propaganda. Taylor Sheridan feverishly writing scripts whacked out on horse Gatorade and huffing gasoline with no checks or balances. It’s must watch TV.
I didn’t put my water bottle in the fridge last night so now I have to drink my morning potion of C4 Hawaiian Punch Fruit Juicy Red Sport Pre Workout at room temperature, and I might legit kill mys
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I didn’t put my water bottle in the fridge last night so now I have to drink my morning potion of C4 Hawaiian Punch Fruit Juicy Red Sport Pre Workout at room temperature, and I might legit kill mys
Three way. The onion roll is negotiable, the James River BBQ sauce is not.
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Three way. The onion roll is negotiable, the James River BBQ sauce is not.
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Here's some fun things to think about: Aaron Sorkin based two entire shows on Keith Olbermann's life. Sokin also wrote most of the West Wing while tripping balls on mushrooms and geeked out of his tits on blow.
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Here's some fun things to think about: Aaron Sorkin based two entire shows on Keith Olbermann's life. Sokin also wrote most of the West Wing while tripping balls on mushrooms and geeked out of his tits on blow.
Here's some fun things to think about: Aaron Sorkin based two entire shows on Keith Olbermann's life. Sokin also wrote most of the West Wing while tripping balls on mushrooms and geeked out of his tits on blow.
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Here's some fun things to think about: Aaron Sorkin based two entire shows on Keith Olbermann's life. Sokin also wrote most of the West Wing while tripping balls on mushrooms and geeked out of his tits on blow.
The Lizza/Nuzzi thing is like watching BumFights DVDs for people who went to prep school.
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The Lizza/Nuzzi thing is like watching BumFights DVDs for people who went to prep school.
What’s the single best year a film director ever had? For my money it’s either 1974 when Coppola dropped The Conversation and Godfather 2 or 1993 when Spielberg released both Schindler’s List and Jurassic Park, which is really hitting from both sides of the plate.
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
What’s the single best year a film director ever had? For my money it’s either 1974 when Coppola dropped The Conversation and Godfather 2 or 1993 when Spielberg released both Schindler’s List and Jurassic Park, which is really hitting from both sides of the plate.
Watching a YouTube playlist of musical guests on Letterman, and holy shit. Nobody ever did it like him. One of one. Leno couldn’t carry his jock. Paul Shaffer might secretly be the most talented weirdo to ever play keyboards.
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Watching a YouTube playlist of musical guests on Letterman, and holy shit. Nobody ever did it like him. One of one. Leno couldn’t carry his jock. Paul Shaffer might secretly be the most talented weirdo to ever play keyboards.
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Congratulations to the Saskatchewan Lumberjacks on defeating the Montreal Mounties and winning the Syrup Bowl. I fully support weirdo rules Northern Lights Football
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Congratulations to the Saskatchewan Lumberjacks on defeating the Montreal Mounties and winning the Syrup Bowl. I fully support weirdo rules Northern Lights Football
I don’t give a shit what anyone says, that bitch made little MAGA fuck Mahomes gets more bullshit calls than any player in history. I’m turning on the Grey Cup. Go Lumberjacks or whatever they are.
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I don’t give a shit what anyone says, that bitch made little MAGA fuck Mahomes gets more bullshit calls than any player in history. I’m turning on the Grey Cup. Go Lumberjacks or whatever they are.
Are they checking NFL refs draft king accounts before games or what?
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Are they checking NFL refs draft king accounts before games or what?