Mr. Cait
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Bovino’s retirement needs to be a cage. His command environment yielded Renee Good’s death, Alex Pretti’s death & Julio Sosa-Celis’ shooting. Failure to prosecute Bovino & everyone else materially responsible for these atrocities will be understood by ICE, CBP, etc as a green light for the next ones
January 27, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Bovino’s retirement needs to be a cage. His command environment yielded Renee Good’s death, Alex Pretti’s death & Julio Sosa-Celis’ shooting. Failure to prosecute Bovino & everyone else materially responsible for these atrocities will be understood by ICE, CBP, etc as a green light for the next ones
You don’t stop when the fascists give up sacrificial lambs. Not when there’s still concentration camps. Not when there’s still murderers with badges on the streets. You press harder. Keep whistling.
January 27, 2026 at 12:45 AM
You don’t stop when the fascists give up sacrificial lambs. Not when there’s still concentration camps. Not when there’s still murderers with badges on the streets. You press harder. Keep whistling.
The Nuremberg ICE trials need to include every Democrat who voted to fund the gestapo. Primary every Democrat in the meantime. And never donate another cent to anyone currently in office.
January 26, 2026 at 7:58 PM
The Nuremberg ICE trials need to include every Democrat who voted to fund the gestapo. Primary every Democrat in the meantime. And never donate another cent to anyone currently in office.
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The Rams lost and they deserved to lose because Puca Nacua has absolutely dogshit vibes and is a piece of shit
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The Rams lost and they deserved to lose because Puca Nacua has absolutely dogshit vibes and is a piece of shit
The Rams lost and they deserved to lose because Puca Nacua has absolutely dogshit vibes and is a piece of shit
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The Rams lost and they deserved to lose because Puca Nacua has absolutely dogshit vibes and is a piece of shit
Darnold outgunning Matt Stafford sure is something
January 26, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Darnold outgunning Matt Stafford sure is something
If you haters need me I will be rooting for catastrophic injuries in the NFC Championship game, because you all should have killed New England when you had the chance
January 25, 2026 at 11:16 PM
If you haters need me I will be rooting for catastrophic injuries in the NFC Championship game, because you all should have killed New England when you had the chance
JOHN ELWAY KILLED A GUY ONNTHE GOLF COURSE AND PEYTON MANNING TOOK SO MUCH HGH HIS HEAD ALMOST EXPLODED SO FUCK YOUR MOTHERS BRONCOS
January 25, 2026 at 11:03 PM
JOHN ELWAY KILLED A GUY ONNTHE GOLF COURSE AND PEYTON MANNING TOOK SO MUCH HGH HIS HEAD ALMOST EXPLODED SO FUCK YOUR MOTHERS BRONCOS
SUCK MY DICK, DENVER COLORADO
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
SUCK MY DICK, DENVER COLORADO
I’m kneeling for the anthem in my house. Fuck this nonsense
January 25, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I’m kneeling for the anthem in my house. Fuck this nonsense
Fuck Bert Kreisher. What gutter did CBS pull that rummy out of? Fucking amateur hour
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Fuck Bert Kreisher. What gutter did CBS pull that rummy out of? Fucking amateur hour
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Regular reminder to primary every Democrat. Because we’re going to need Nuremberg trials and every currently elected Democrat is a coward at best and a collaborator at worst.
January 24, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Regular reminder to primary every Democrat. Because we’re going to need Nuremberg trials and every currently elected Democrat is a coward at best and a collaborator at worst.
Regular reminder to primary every Democrat. Because we’re going to need Nuremberg trials and every currently elected Democrat is a coward at best and a collaborator at worst.
January 24, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Regular reminder to primary every Democrat. Because we’re going to need Nuremberg trials and every currently elected Democrat is a coward at best and a collaborator at worst.
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Buy a transistor radio. An AM FM NOAA one that uses AA batteries. Buy a flashlight that runs on AA batteries. Buy a 20 pack of AA batteries. Buy a box of 12 hour long burn candles. But some storm proof matches. Put all these in a ziplock gallon bag. Put the bag in a drawer.
January 21, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Buy a transistor radio. An AM FM NOAA one that uses AA batteries. Buy a flashlight that runs on AA batteries. Buy a 20 pack of AA batteries. Buy a box of 12 hour long burn candles. But some storm proof matches. Put all these in a ziplock gallon bag. Put the bag in a drawer.
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They wheeled this Nazi asshole into court in a wheelchair and he was still trying to hide his face in shame 76 years after World War II ended. That's the kind of commitment I'm looking for.
Ex-Nazi guard, 101, sentenced for role in 3,500 murders
He was sentenced to five years in prison for serving at the Nazis’ Sachsenhausen concentration camp.
www.nbcnews.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 AM
They wheeled this Nazi asshole into court in a wheelchair and he was still trying to hide his face in shame 76 years after World War II ended. That's the kind of commitment I'm looking for.
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I had to explain to my doctor this morning why my BP was 150 over 100. Thanks, Adonis
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I had to explain to my doctor this morning why my BP was 150 over 100. Thanks, Adonis
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Anybody else absolutely fantasizing about being snowed in for 48 hours? The world is a mess but a couple of days of quiet streets and chili and football games and hot beverages sounds pretty god damn good.
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Anybody else absolutely fantasizing about being snowed in for 48 hours? The world is a mess but a couple of days of quiet streets and chili and football games and hot beverages sounds pretty god damn good.
Anybody else absolutely fantasizing about being snowed in for 48 hours? The world is a mess but a couple of days of quiet streets and chili and football games and hot beverages sounds pretty god damn good.
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Anybody else absolutely fantasizing about being snowed in for 48 hours? The world is a mess but a couple of days of quiet streets and chili and football games and hot beverages sounds pretty god damn good.
I had to explain to my doctor this morning why my BP was 150 over 100. Thanks, Adonis
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I had to explain to my doctor this morning why my BP was 150 over 100. Thanks, Adonis
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For a brief moment, we really did live in the future
January 23, 2026 at 1:28 AM
For a brief moment, we really did live in the future
For a brief moment, we really did live in the future
January 23, 2026 at 1:28 AM
For a brief moment, we really did live in the future
Buy a transistor radio. An AM FM NOAA one that uses AA batteries. Buy a flashlight that runs on AA batteries. Buy a 20 pack of AA batteries. Buy a box of 12 hour long burn candles. But some storm proof matches. Put all these in a ziplock gallon bag. Put the bag in a drawer.
January 21, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Buy a transistor radio. An AM FM NOAA one that uses AA batteries. Buy a flashlight that runs on AA batteries. Buy a 20 pack of AA batteries. Buy a box of 12 hour long burn candles. But some storm proof matches. Put all these in a ziplock gallon bag. Put the bag in a drawer.
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His Carolina blue hoodie vaporizes off his body. The faint smell of sulfur wafts through the streets of Buffalo. BB materializes above the wreckage of Rich Stadium. “I AM INEVITABLE” rings though the air. Hot wings go cold. Uneaten. A real blizzard is coming.
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 PM
His Carolina blue hoodie vaporizes off his body. The faint smell of sulfur wafts through the streets of Buffalo. BB materializes above the wreckage of Rich Stadium. “I AM INEVITABLE” rings though the air. Hot wings go cold. Uneaten. A real blizzard is coming.
Bills fire incredible dummy Sean McDermott. Bill Belichick watching his 19 year old girlfriend lose Miss Teen Maine again and begins levitating in his seat. It’s time. It. Is. Time.
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Bills fire incredible dummy Sean McDermott. Bill Belichick watching his 19 year old girlfriend lose Miss Teen Maine again and begins levitating in his seat. It’s time. It. Is. Time.