Mr. Cait
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Buy a transistor radio. An AM FM NOAA one that uses AA batteries. Buy a flashlight that runs on AA batteries. Buy a 20 pack of AA batteries. Buy a box of 12 hour long burn candles. But some storm proof matches. Put all these in a ziplock gallon bag. Put the bag in a drawer.
January 21, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Buy a transistor radio. An AM FM NOAA one that uses AA batteries. Buy a flashlight that runs on AA batteries. Buy a 20 pack of AA batteries. Buy a box of 12 hour long burn candles. But some storm proof matches. Put all these in a ziplock gallon bag. Put the bag in a drawer.
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They wheeled this Nazi asshole into court in a wheelchair and he was still trying to hide his face in shame 76 years after World War II ended. That's the kind of commitment I'm looking for.
Ex-Nazi guard, 101, sentenced for role in 3,500 murders
He was sentenced to five years in prison for serving at the Nazis’ Sachsenhausen concentration camp.
www.nbcnews.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 AM
They wheeled this Nazi asshole into court in a wheelchair and he was still trying to hide his face in shame 76 years after World War II ended. That's the kind of commitment I'm looking for.
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I had to explain to my doctor this morning why my BP was 150 over 100. Thanks, Adonis
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I had to explain to my doctor this morning why my BP was 150 over 100. Thanks, Adonis
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Anybody else absolutely fantasizing about being snowed in for 48 hours? The world is a mess but a couple of days of quiet streets and chili and football games and hot beverages sounds pretty god damn good.
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Anybody else absolutely fantasizing about being snowed in for 48 hours? The world is a mess but a couple of days of quiet streets and chili and football games and hot beverages sounds pretty god damn good.
Anybody else absolutely fantasizing about being snowed in for 48 hours? The world is a mess but a couple of days of quiet streets and chili and football games and hot beverages sounds pretty god damn good.
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Anybody else absolutely fantasizing about being snowed in for 48 hours? The world is a mess but a couple of days of quiet streets and chili and football games and hot beverages sounds pretty god damn good.
I had to explain to my doctor this morning why my BP was 150 over 100. Thanks, Adonis
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I had to explain to my doctor this morning why my BP was 150 over 100. Thanks, Adonis
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For a brief moment, we really did live in the future
January 23, 2026 at 1:28 AM
For a brief moment, we really did live in the future
For a brief moment, we really did live in the future
January 23, 2026 at 1:28 AM
For a brief moment, we really did live in the future
Buy a transistor radio. An AM FM NOAA one that uses AA batteries. Buy a flashlight that runs on AA batteries. Buy a 20 pack of AA batteries. Buy a box of 12 hour long burn candles. But some storm proof matches. Put all these in a ziplock gallon bag. Put the bag in a drawer.
January 21, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Buy a transistor radio. An AM FM NOAA one that uses AA batteries. Buy a flashlight that runs on AA batteries. Buy a 20 pack of AA batteries. Buy a box of 12 hour long burn candles. But some storm proof matches. Put all these in a ziplock gallon bag. Put the bag in a drawer.
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His Carolina blue hoodie vaporizes off his body. The faint smell of sulfur wafts through the streets of Buffalo. BB materializes above the wreckage of Rich Stadium. “I AM INEVITABLE” rings though the air. Hot wings go cold. Uneaten. A real blizzard is coming.
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 PM
His Carolina blue hoodie vaporizes off his body. The faint smell of sulfur wafts through the streets of Buffalo. BB materializes above the wreckage of Rich Stadium. “I AM INEVITABLE” rings though the air. Hot wings go cold. Uneaten. A real blizzard is coming.
Bills fire incredible dummy Sean McDermott. Bill Belichick watching his 19 year old girlfriend lose Miss Teen Maine again and begins levitating in his seat. It’s time. It. Is. Time.
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Bills fire incredible dummy Sean McDermott. Bill Belichick watching his 19 year old girlfriend lose Miss Teen Maine again and begins levitating in his seat. It’s time. It. Is. Time.
Everybody really liked the Rams until Puka Nacua decided to be a Nazi. It’s going to feel like the 101st Airborne liberating Hitler’s Eagles Nest when they get their clocks cleaned in The Super Bowl.
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Everybody really liked the Rams until Puka Nacua decided to be a Nazi. It’s going to feel like the 101st Airborne liberating Hitler’s Eagles Nest when they get their clocks cleaned in The Super Bowl.
A century of no NFL official knowing what the fuck a catch is
January 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
A century of no NFL official knowing what the fuck a catch is
There’s about to be a second Chicago fire if this goes south
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
There’s about to be a second Chicago fire if this goes south
Caleb Williams is a warlock confirmed.
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Caleb Williams is a warlock confirmed.
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Teams still in the playoffs should be able to trade five first round picks for one guy on an eliminated playoff team. Then the guy returns to his original team after the Super Bowl. Broncos could trade for Josh Allen. Think about it. It’s a terrible idea and I love it.
January 18, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Teams still in the playoffs should be able to trade five first round picks for one guy on an eliminated playoff team. Then the guy returns to his original team after the Super Bowl. Broncos could trade for Josh Allen. Think about it. It’s a terrible idea and I love it.
Teams still in the playoffs should be able to trade five first round picks for one guy on an eliminated playoff team. Then the guy returns to his original team after the Super Bowl. Broncos could trade for Josh Allen. Think about it. It’s a terrible idea and I love it.
January 18, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Teams still in the playoffs should be able to trade five first round picks for one guy on an eliminated playoff team. Then the guy returns to his original team after the Super Bowl. Broncos could trade for Josh Allen. Think about it. It’s a terrible idea and I love it.
I kept misreading Jake Lang as Jake Long and thinking “Howie Long’s kid is a Nazi?” Anyway, that little worm got off easy. He should be thanking his lucky stars
January 17, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I kept misreading Jake Lang as Jake Long and thinking “Howie Long’s kid is a Nazi?” Anyway, that little worm got off easy. He should be thanking his lucky stars
The only good thing about this is nobody listening to podcasts on a buried tab on YouTube at work is going to do this with Netflix.
Video podcasts are a way to have a talk show and avoid union crews.
January 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
The only good thing about this is nobody listening to podcasts on a buried tab on YouTube at work is going to do this with Netflix.
Something about creating something simple and full-on lucking into it becoming a phenomenon turns some people's brains to Hate Pudding. Which causes cancer. Sure hope JKR doesn't start scratching doctor's appointments off her calendar and using wizardry instead of western medicine. Sure hope.
January 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Something about creating something simple and full-on lucking into it becoming a phenomenon turns some people's brains to Hate Pudding. Which causes cancer. Sure hope JKR doesn't start scratching doctor's appointments off her calendar and using wizardry instead of western medicine. Sure hope.
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SUCK THAT HORSE PASTE IN HELL YOU FUCKING WEIRDO
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
SUCK THAT HORSE PASTE IN HELL YOU FUCKING WEIRDO
SUCK THAT HORSE PASTE IN HELL YOU FUCKING WEIRDO
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
SUCK THAT HORSE PASTE IN HELL YOU FUCKING WEIRDO
CJ stroud is bound and determined to shit that bed.
January 13, 2026 at 2:22 AM
CJ stroud is bound and determined to shit that bed.
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From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
All Harbaughs are pieces of shit and deserve their humiliation rituals.
The Harbaughs love Donald Trump.
Chiefs lost SB after Trump announced he was supporting them.
Yankees lost when they let Trump in the locker room.
John Harbaugh fired after this photo. So I guess the Chargers are gonna lose by 30 to the Pats.
Chiefs lost SB after Trump announced he was supporting them.
Yankees lost when they let Trump in the locker room.
John Harbaugh fired after this photo. So I guess the Chargers are gonna lose by 30 to the Pats.
January 12, 2026 at 4:04 AM
All Harbaughs are pieces of shit and deserve their humiliation rituals.