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Mr. Cait

@chas.bsky.social

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 12h

The music from the score to Thief made me point at the TV and go insane

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 12h

Forks might be the finest thirty minutes of television of the modern age

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 14h

Oh yeahhh

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 14h

Oh is that you backpack gun? And it’s different than your truck gun? I see. This is a little pouch for my headphones. It’s made of old sail cloth by some guy in his garage

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 14h

God damn. That’s a beauty

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 14h

I bore my wife with this a lot, but men want to do arts and crafts, and some of them can’t bring themselves to do it unless it’s making a set of one finger brass knuckles in G10 coyote brown with a copper lanyard beard with forced patina. Motherfucker you made a ring. Come on.

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 14h

I bore my wife with this a lot, but men want to do arts and crafts, and some of them can’t bring themselves to do it unless it’s making a set of one finger brass knuckles in G10 coyote brown with a copper lanyard beard with forced patina. Motherfucker you made a ring. Come on.

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 14h

Hell yeah brother.

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 14h

And, I’m sorry big dog, if you’re carrying around a Damascus titanium and vintage Westinghouse micarta domino, it’s not a fucking “fidget toy.”

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 14h

They want to have a small beautiful object but they need some excuse beyond simple beauty or the joy it brings. They need it for some greater purpose

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 14h

I watch a lot of every day carry videos and read a lot of EDC stuff snd it makes men insane in the weirdest ways. Like the progression of materials used to create things and the color choices, but the point is men want to men want to own a small beautiful object.

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 17h

There’s a bunch of maniacs in frog costumes standing up to rubber bullets and having dance parties. These weirdos are braver than any troops

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 17h

An army travels on its stomach, you know, because a hungry soldier makes a bad soldier. Ice also travels on its stomach, because they’re bunch of fucking worms

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20h

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 18h

The salted nicotine vape juice of coffee. Will wonders never cease?

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 1d

Bill Burr taking a bag from the crown Prince then going on every podcast and acting like he’s the Rosa Parks of Riyadh

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah Billy, billionaires are the worst. You’re right. No no this festival is totally opening up the pathways to free speech over there. Hey, did they let you see the bonesaw or what?

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 1d

Bill Burr taking a bag from the crown Prince then going on every podcast and acting like he’s the Rosa Parks of Riyadh

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 2d

I think you should block BOFA first if you want to really send a message

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 2d

Normally I'd tell you to block people instead of fighting, but I'm sick and tired of settling for the lesser of two evils. I'm sick and tired of losing to appease monsters. Now I'm going to fight you in the marketplace of ideas or the 99 Bar and Grill parking lot. Your choice.

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 2d

Doesn't look like I'm lying

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Eltripol @eltripol.bsky.social · 2d

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 2d

What other groups of people are you happy about dying so you can get back to brunch?

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 2d

Recently or like via the court papers handed to you by a constable?

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 2d

You told me to enjoy watching my trans friends die. You had a smiley face and everything. You seemed very excited about trans people dying.

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 2d

I just said I'm not willing to vote for a sentient haircut who wants to throw people to the wolves. Also how did Harris's plan to cozy up to the GOP work out for her? Did she do so good? Are we at brunch yet?