Mr. Cait
@chas.bsky.social
Great. Fine. Good. Now go back to these uniforms and stop fucking around
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Great. Fine. Good. Now go back to these uniforms and stop fucking around
Come on, Donnie, I jus cleaned that
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Come on, Donnie, I jus cleaned that
There isn’t. Yet. But there is a Panasonic boombox. Also please stop reading me for filth
February 8, 2026 at 12:16 AM
There isn’t. Yet. But there is a Panasonic boombox. Also please stop reading me for filth
Shining like a diamond.
February 7, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Shining like a diamond.
Shines up pretty good. Going to hit the keys with my wife’s hairdryer like a real psycho
February 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Shines up pretty good. Going to hit the keys with my wife’s hairdryer like a real psycho
Best I can do on short notice is an orange cat and an orange yeti.
February 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Best I can do on short notice is an orange cat and an orange yeti.
I mean look at this fucking beauty
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I mean look at this fucking beauty
The Rams lost and they deserved to lose because Puca Nacua has absolutely dogshit vibes and is a piece of shit
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The Rams lost and they deserved to lose because Puca Nacua has absolutely dogshit vibes and is a piece of shit
Darnold outgunning Matt Stafford sure is something
January 26, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Darnold outgunning Matt Stafford sure is something
I had to explain to my doctor this morning why my BP was 150 over 100. Thanks, Adonis
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I had to explain to my doctor this morning why my BP was 150 over 100. Thanks, Adonis
For a brief moment, we really did live in the future
January 23, 2026 at 1:28 AM
For a brief moment, we really did live in the future
Serious question: where are the stores that sell these absolute fucking depth charges to the general public? Hi, I’d like to purchase half a gallon of nitro glycerin and a one match please! God damn bucket of uranium 235 at the bodega. Just bring back full power four locko. Enough is enough.
January 12, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Serious question: where are the stores that sell these absolute fucking depth charges to the general public? Hi, I’d like to purchase half a gallon of nitro glycerin and a one match please! God damn bucket of uranium 235 at the bodega. Just bring back full power four locko. Enough is enough.
The energy I’m bringing into the new year
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
The energy I’m bringing into the new year
What’s up football fans. Do you guys like topical sports references and 40 year old movies? Then this joke is for you.
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
What’s up football fans. Do you guys like topical sports references and 40 year old movies? Then this joke is for you.
Never forget that this guy is a loser from the top of his empty head to the tips of his fascist toes
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Never forget that this guy is a loser from the top of his empty head to the tips of his fascist toes
Merry Christmas, Vape. And to you as well, my brother.
December 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Merry Christmas, Vape. And to you as well, my brother.
Me remembering to put on the eye cream my wife got me before bed
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Me remembering to put on the eye cream my wife got me before bed
Mark Cuban has a money-induced traumatic brain injury, but what really makes me nuts are the meat riders in his replies pretending he’s the good billionaire. THERE ARE NO GOOD BILLIONAIRES
December 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Mark Cuban has a money-induced traumatic brain injury, but what really makes me nuts are the meat riders in his replies pretending he’s the good billionaire. THERE ARE NO GOOD BILLIONAIRES