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BB @praisecheese.bsky.social · Jan 26

*after eating 12 Fudgesicles*

Me: Time to get to work!

You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores.

Me: Don't question my art!

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21h

"There are TWELVE secret herbs & spices!” I scream as federal agents shove me into a black SUV

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BB @praisecheese.bsky.social · 22h

Satisfaction guaranteed, or we're really sorry.

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 5d

we can’t afford rich people anymore. we should take all their money

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 15d

Ok you guys, I’m not super political…but we must overthrow the American government.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 12d

“Maybe, someday, eventually, Congress will take notice of the most important change in the expansion of government power since the PATRIOT Act” but I wouldn’t hold my breath.

We need to make so much noise about NSPM-7 that the media and elected Democrats have no choice but to address it.

Trump’s NSPM-7 Alarms Law Firms While Congress Is Silent

Domestic terror watchlist to double, sources say

www.kenklippenstein.com

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Jun 28

Be proactive—become your own unreliable narrator.

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immortan jojo siwa @sal.gay · 20d

It was the omg of times, it was the Jfc of times

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LeBond James @octopithy.bsky.social · 14d

My alt account is a brown plastic fliptop recipe box with your mom's illegible handwritten recipes that you'll never make but feel too guilty to throw away.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 16d

All I ever wanted to do is compose the perfect lyrics for couples roller skating but I was cursed to believe that skating backwards is supernatural

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 16d

Kash Patel took over the FBI and all of a sudden shooters started engraving their bullets.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 16d

[checks watch] looks like it’s time for everyone to lose their mind now

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dinoboogers.bsky.social @dinoboogers.bsky.social · 18d

A generous lover: going above & beyond the call of booty.

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dinoboogers.bsky.social @dinoboogers.bsky.social · 18d

It's like shooting fish in a barrel of monkeys.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 19d

Okay, so technically there 𝙞𝙨 a convenience store down the road with cheaper snacks. But they’ll never love you like we do.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 19d

omg omg i think im being raptured nope just stood up too quickly oof nvm

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 19d

*blows on dice* c’mon rapture

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 19d

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

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Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 19d

Apologies, but the rapture has been rescheduled as a pizza party in conference room B

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20d

I wish the rapture would happen but just to people who believe in the rapture

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 23d

You magnificent custard.

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 24d

This is the playbook, folks.

If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away.

Do not be quiet in this moment.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 24d

Single-panel image from a vintage comicbook.
A man is sitting in his armchair, reading a book, with a large green monster filling the doorway.
The monster points, saying: "Earthling, we want you!"
The man replies: "Oh, happy day!"

(From Amazing Adventures 5, 1961. Art by Steve Ditko.)

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BB @praisecheese.bsky.social · 26d

Thought I got rid of the wasps, but now they're back! May need a flame thrower.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · Nov 25

I do this thing where I eat a bunch of pepperjack really fast, I call it jacking off. It's really caught on with my friends, they're always talking about how much I love jacking off and asking me if I wear a shirt when I'm jacking off (I guess bc I could get cheese on me? They're thoughtful)

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 27d

"PARKOUR!" I scream as I fall down ten flights of stairs

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