Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 2h

i know we all like the old pokemon rivals more, but your rival being like “you suck at this” after getting obliterated by your gyarados was always embarrassing.

the newer ones at least acknowledge that you’re the fucking master at this shit

1

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 2h

this is way too cute for a gyarados

a shiny gyarados sleeping in pokemon violet

1

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 6h

twirling your hair is right after moving your legs very fast in the tier list of adhd movements to calm down

1

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 6h

if overthinking was an olympic sport i’d be banned because i’m transgender

3 15 110

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 10h

i can’t imagine how boring life would be without curly hair. imagine just having straight hair. boring

3

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 14h

first i thought those stars were stupid and the people who had a lot too. then i got some and was mentioned as a good example so i thought it was the best thing ever and then…

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 15h

Trump is treating the Nobel Peace Prize the way i treated those good behaviour stars in elementary school

2

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 15h

Trump is treating the Nobel Peace Prize the way i treated those good behaviour stars in elementary school

1 8

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

Pokemon ZA actually looks like shit because it’s set in Paris, France

1

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

“mega dragonite looks goofy”

dragonite is supposed to look goofy. it’s a contrast to his power and legend

3

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

we’re all glad you’re here :)

1

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

i genuinely felt like a bad person when i fought him the last two times and caught the second legendary in front of him

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

there’s a lot you can say about Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, but Kierans story in the DLC was absolutely amazing

(also i played as a girl ofc and felt like he lowkey had a crush on the protagonist ngl)

2

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

Slowpoke my goat

Every Pokemon Frame in Order @pkmnframes.bsky.social · 1d

Pokemon - Pikachu's Vacation
Frame 936/2537
Caption: Slooooooooow.

Timestamp: 00:07:35.714

1

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

there’s a lot you can say about Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, but Kierans story in the DLC was absolutely amazing

(also i played as a girl ofc and felt like he lowkey had a crush on the protagonist ngl)

2

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

yes that is a shiny slowking

1

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

Chikorita is not a weak starter and i have proof attached:

my johto hall of fame. including Meganium

1 1

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

god forbid a woman has a hobby

Supergirl turning a guy into stone

Him: supergirl why are you turning me into stone

supergirl: whenever i split up with a boyfriend i add him to my orivate rock garden you can be your own tombstone

13 51 270

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

never been to switzerland but i have been to austria and it was very nice. it made me sad that they probably like us less than we like them lmao.

5

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

You make a good point though. i am not that deep into the topic but democratic cities basically start paying taxes to a government that is their enemy

1

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

I think if i mentioned germany under a post made by an austrian i would be killed on the spot

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

unironically feels like a gift when a post is about austria or switzerland lmao.

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

whenever i see a post in german i am ready for the possibility that it’s about austria or switzerland but americans are so arrogant that they assume they own english

5

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

unironically feels like a gift when a post is about austria or switzerland lmao.

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

whenever i see a post in german i am ready for the possibility that it’s about austria or switzerland but americans are so arrogant that they assume they own english

4

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

you have to understand that it is EXTREMELY difficult to care about americas problems when those arrogant americans keep assuming that everyone has to be from or talking about their country.

even the american left assumes that their country is the best and most important one

2

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

whenever i see a post in german i am ready for the possibility that it’s about austria or switzerland but americans are so arrogant that they assume they own english

5

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t see how that is relevant to my post about european countries

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

this post is about european countries and their current politics but americans comment shit about “our country” lmao

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 2d

seems to be a weirdly unpopular opinion but the government serves the people. the people don’t serve the government.

i don’t owe anything to my country. i don’t have to defend it. it’s there to defend me.

5

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

this post is about germany idk what you’re talking about

1