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Jasmin🌸
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doctor who obsessed lesbian and woke gen z girl. i hate americans.

she/her - 23yo - german 🇩🇪
instagram: jasmellody
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“trans agenda” is how Super Mario would say transgender
i think that accent from America’s south (like Texas) is the new nazi accent. i always associate it with republicans.
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I wonder how the Civilisation 6 devs felt like picking a leader and empire for Germany that wouldn’t be weird
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I started a game of Civilisation 6.

I’m playing as Germany. My alliance with Arabia has made them convert my entire country to Islam. I am also a neighbour to Russia and keep trying to juggle the alliance between me, russia and arabia
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 AM
it was like 2 am at one point and this girl tells people “jasmin has the best trump impression ever, you gotta hear it”

i was so tired and then she puts me on the spot like that 😭
i think the best thing about parties is eating the leftover pizza the morning after
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 AM
i assure you it was very embarrassing and my performance was extremely poor.
i went bowling and ended up having the least amount of points. so where is this biological advantage at
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 AM
i went bowling and ended up having the least amount of points. so where is this biological advantage at
February 9, 2026 at 6:34 AM
this self care stuff is wild
guys i was at this party and got overstimulated. i went outside to get some fresh air and calmed down.

i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy
February 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
guys i was at this party and got overstimulated. i went outside to get some fresh air and calmed down.

i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Civilisation 6 always makes me feel kinda guilty for playing as the German Empire tbh
February 8, 2026 at 9:19 AM
i think the best thing about parties is eating the leftover pizza the morning after
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 AM
gotta love how we deadass divided sports into “sports” and “women’s sports”
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 AM
i just learned that “Last Podcast on The Left” is NOT a left wing politics podcast, covering world news
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
this moment was SO GOOD. the Canada stuff was an amazing choice to include
February 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Reposted by Jasmin🌸
“Don’t think of them as human beings. Think of them as Americans”
January 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Fallout lore: “nobody knows who dropped the bombs, it could be everyone. perhaps even america? hmm”

America irl if it dropped the bombs: “we have the best nuclear weapons, the best. the most american bombs. freedom bombs”
February 6, 2026 at 12:59 PM
the democratic party posted a fucking obama edit on tiktok
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Of course a french person is in the Epstein Files 🙄
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
my favourite way to deal with conspiracy theorists is to act like i believe them, BUT i’m on the OTHER SIDE of the conspiracy
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
apparently all billionaires texting each other: “had a great time at the TORTURE CHAMBER last FRIDAY (13th of January) in Cambridge.“
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
and it’s been more than two years of hrt
sometimes i notice my boobs in situations like reaching for something or running and i’m like “ah yeah right, boobs”
February 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
sometimes i notice my boobs in situations like reaching for something or running and i’m like “ah yeah right, boobs”
February 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Bethesda writing the Brotherhood or Steel: “We have to ERADICATE these ABOMINATIONS, because they are not human! kill them all.” *references the war that caused the apocalypse*

Fallout Fans: are these the good guys?
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
so true
February 4, 2026 at 9:29 AM
you know how everyone says their culture values family?

is there a culture that…doesn’t? “oh my culture doesn’t value family AT ALL”
February 4, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Bethesda trying to avoid making a Fallout protagonist canon: “there was this person once, whose gender i shall not name. they did…things.”
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 AM