Jasmin🌸
@theboobtaster.bsky.social
doctor who obsessed lesbian and woke gen z girl. i hate americans.
she/her - 23yo - german 🇩🇪
instagram: jasmellody
she/her - 23yo - german 🇩🇪
instagram: jasmellody
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Jasmin🌸
@theboobtaster.bsky.social
· Jan 18
“trans agenda” is how Super Mario would say transgender
Civilisation 6 always makes me feel kinda guilty for playing as the German Empire tbh
February 8, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Civilisation 6 always makes me feel kinda guilty for playing as the German Empire tbh
i think the best thing about parties is eating the leftover pizza the morning after
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 AM
i think the best thing about parties is eating the leftover pizza the morning after
gotta love how we deadass divided sports into “sports” and “women’s sports”
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 AM
gotta love how we deadass divided sports into “sports” and “women’s sports”
i just learned that “Last Podcast on The Left” is NOT a left wing politics podcast, covering world news
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
i just learned that “Last Podcast on The Left” is NOT a left wing politics podcast, covering world news
this moment was SO GOOD. the Canada stuff was an amazing choice to include
February 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
this moment was SO GOOD. the Canada stuff was an amazing choice to include
Reposted by Jasmin🌸
“Don’t think of them as human beings. Think of them as Americans”
January 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
“Don’t think of them as human beings. Think of them as Americans”
Fallout lore: “nobody knows who dropped the bombs, it could be everyone. perhaps even america? hmm”
America irl if it dropped the bombs: “we have the best nuclear weapons, the best. the most american bombs. freedom bombs”
America irl if it dropped the bombs: “we have the best nuclear weapons, the best. the most american bombs. freedom bombs”
February 6, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Fallout lore: “nobody knows who dropped the bombs, it could be everyone. perhaps even america? hmm”
America irl if it dropped the bombs: “we have the best nuclear weapons, the best. the most american bombs. freedom bombs”
America irl if it dropped the bombs: “we have the best nuclear weapons, the best. the most american bombs. freedom bombs”
the democratic party posted a fucking obama edit on tiktok
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 PM
the democratic party posted a fucking obama edit on tiktok
Of course a french person is in the Epstein Files 🙄
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Of course a french person is in the Epstein Files 🙄
my favourite way to deal with conspiracy theorists is to act like i believe them, BUT i’m on the OTHER SIDE of the conspiracy
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
my favourite way to deal with conspiracy theorists is to act like i believe them, BUT i’m on the OTHER SIDE of the conspiracy
apparently all billionaires texting each other: “had a great time at the TORTURE CHAMBER last FRIDAY (13th of January) in Cambridge.“
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
apparently all billionaires texting each other: “had a great time at the TORTURE CHAMBER last FRIDAY (13th of January) in Cambridge.“
and it’s been more than two years of hrt
sometimes i notice my boobs in situations like reaching for something or running and i’m like “ah yeah right, boobs”
February 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
and it’s been more than two years of hrt
sometimes i notice my boobs in situations like reaching for something or running and i’m like “ah yeah right, boobs”
February 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
sometimes i notice my boobs in situations like reaching for something or running and i’m like “ah yeah right, boobs”
Bethesda writing the Brotherhood or Steel: “We have to ERADICATE these ABOMINATIONS, because they are not human! kill them all.” *references the war that caused the apocalypse*
Fallout Fans: are these the good guys?
Fallout Fans: are these the good guys?
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Bethesda writing the Brotherhood or Steel: “We have to ERADICATE these ABOMINATIONS, because they are not human! kill them all.” *references the war that caused the apocalypse*
Fallout Fans: are these the good guys?
Fallout Fans: are these the good guys?
you know how everyone says their culture values family?
is there a culture that…doesn’t? “oh my culture doesn’t value family AT ALL”
is there a culture that…doesn’t? “oh my culture doesn’t value family AT ALL”
February 4, 2026 at 8:54 AM
you know how everyone says their culture values family?
is there a culture that…doesn’t? “oh my culture doesn’t value family AT ALL”
is there a culture that…doesn’t? “oh my culture doesn’t value family AT ALL”
Bethesda trying to avoid making a Fallout protagonist canon: “there was this person once, whose gender i shall not name. they did…things.”
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Bethesda trying to avoid making a Fallout protagonist canon: “there was this person once, whose gender i shall not name. they did…things.”
Reposted by Jasmin🌸
Fallout 4 finally gave me the experience of being unbelievably disappointed in my son
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Fallout 4 finally gave me the experience of being unbelievably disappointed in my son
that sentence about making art is like
“luckily, I remembered the words of a very wise man, myself."
“luckily, I remembered the words of a very wise man, myself."
It brings me no joy to report that Ne*l Gaim*n has broken his silence in the dumbest, least effective way possible: by telling his Instagram followers to read Substack posts (written by somebody else) that allegedly prove the allegations are just a "smear campaign"
Oh and he's writing a new novel 🤮
Oh and he's writing a new novel 🤮
Neil Gaiman on Instagram
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February 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
that sentence about making art is like
“luckily, I remembered the words of a very wise man, myself."
“luckily, I remembered the words of a very wise man, myself."
Neil Gaiman’s statement summarised: “I didn’t do that, pinky promise 🤞🏻”
February 3, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Neil Gaiman’s statement summarised: “I didn’t do that, pinky promise 🤞🏻”
Fallout 4 finally gave me the experience of being unbelievably disappointed in my son
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Fallout 4 finally gave me the experience of being unbelievably disappointed in my son
stuff from Fallout 4 with amazing unused potential:
- there are Gorilla Synths. but it’s just a neat lore detail. they could have made super intelligent Gorilla Synths 😔😔😔
- if Synths are made from Shauns DNA, this means all Gen 3 Synths are related to the protagonist which is weird
- there are Gorilla Synths. but it’s just a neat lore detail. they could have made super intelligent Gorilla Synths 😔😔😔
- if Synths are made from Shauns DNA, this means all Gen 3 Synths are related to the protagonist which is weird
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 AM
stuff from Fallout 4 with amazing unused potential:
- there are Gorilla Synths. but it’s just a neat lore detail. they could have made super intelligent Gorilla Synths 😔😔😔
- if Synths are made from Shauns DNA, this means all Gen 3 Synths are related to the protagonist which is weird
- there are Gorilla Synths. but it’s just a neat lore detail. they could have made super intelligent Gorilla Synths 😔😔😔
- if Synths are made from Shauns DNA, this means all Gen 3 Synths are related to the protagonist which is weird
Fallout Sitcom idea:
After the events of Fallout 4, Nora/Nate (Sole Survivor) adopts Synth Shaun and tries to raise him. They move into a house with either Deacon, Preston or Danse
After the events of Fallout 4, Nora/Nate (Sole Survivor) adopts Synth Shaun and tries to raise him. They move into a house with either Deacon, Preston or Danse
February 2, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Fallout Sitcom idea:
After the events of Fallout 4, Nora/Nate (Sole Survivor) adopts Synth Shaun and tries to raise him. They move into a house with either Deacon, Preston or Danse
After the events of Fallout 4, Nora/Nate (Sole Survivor) adopts Synth Shaun and tries to raise him. They move into a house with either Deacon, Preston or Danse
Fallout 4’s good endings are really funny
you basically go to the Institute, scold your Son and tell him to clean his room. your Son gets pissed and attacks Bunker Hill/The Castle and you decide to take away his toys
you basically go to the Institute, scold your Son and tell him to clean his room. your Son gets pissed and attacks Bunker Hill/The Castle and you decide to take away his toys
February 2, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Fallout 4’s good endings are really funny
you basically go to the Institute, scold your Son and tell him to clean his room. your Son gets pissed and attacks Bunker Hill/The Castle and you decide to take away his toys
you basically go to the Institute, scold your Son and tell him to clean his room. your Son gets pissed and attacks Bunker Hill/The Castle and you decide to take away his toys
I hate Fallout fans man. Too many of them are like “haha Synths are just toasters. Kill them all”. Did you even play Fallout 4??? they straight up tell you that Gen 3 Synths are lab grown humans. not robotd
February 2, 2026 at 6:28 AM
I hate Fallout fans man. Too many of them are like “haha Synths are just toasters. Kill them all”. Did you even play Fallout 4??? they straight up tell you that Gen 3 Synths are lab grown humans. not robotd