Jasmin🌸
@theboobtaster.bsky.social
doctor who obsessed lesbian and woke gen z girl. i hate americans.
she/her - 23yo - german 🇩🇪
instagram: jasmellody
she/her - 23yo - german 🇩🇪
instagram: jasmellody
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Jasmin🌸
@theboobtaster.bsky.social
· Jan 18
“trans agenda” is how Super Mario would say transgender
people always name Michelle Obama as one of the first people when asked “name 10 women”
this must obviously mean, that Michelle Obama is one of THE women ever.
this must obviously mean, that Michelle Obama is one of THE women ever.
February 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
people always name Michelle Obama as one of the first people when asked “name 10 women”
this must obviously mean, that Michelle Obama is one of THE women ever.
this must obviously mean, that Michelle Obama is one of THE women ever.
people are poor and yet they eat food and drink beverages. checkmate liberals 😎🤓🔥
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:13 PM
people are poor and yet they eat food and drink beverages. checkmate liberals 😎🤓🔥
i think that accent from America’s south (like Texas) is the new nazi accent. i always associate it with republicans.
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 AM
i think that accent from America’s south (like Texas) is the new nazi accent. i always associate it with republicans.
I wonder how the Civilisation 6 devs felt like picking a leader and empire for Germany that wouldn’t be weird
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I wonder how the Civilisation 6 devs felt like picking a leader and empire for Germany that wouldn’t be weird
I started a game of Civilisation 6.
I’m playing as Germany. My alliance with Arabia has made them convert my entire country to Islam. I am also a neighbour to Russia and keep trying to juggle the alliance between me, russia and arabia
I’m playing as Germany. My alliance with Arabia has made them convert my entire country to Islam. I am also a neighbour to Russia and keep trying to juggle the alliance between me, russia and arabia
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 AM
I started a game of Civilisation 6.
I’m playing as Germany. My alliance with Arabia has made them convert my entire country to Islam. I am also a neighbour to Russia and keep trying to juggle the alliance between me, russia and arabia
I’m playing as Germany. My alliance with Arabia has made them convert my entire country to Islam. I am also a neighbour to Russia and keep trying to juggle the alliance between me, russia and arabia
it was like 2 am at one point and this girl tells people “jasmin has the best trump impression ever, you gotta hear it”
i was so tired and then she puts me on the spot like that 😭
i was so tired and then she puts me on the spot like that 😭
i think the best thing about parties is eating the leftover pizza the morning after
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 AM
it was like 2 am at one point and this girl tells people “jasmin has the best trump impression ever, you gotta hear it”
i was so tired and then she puts me on the spot like that 😭
i was so tired and then she puts me on the spot like that 😭
i assure you it was very embarrassing and my performance was extremely poor.
i went bowling and ended up having the least amount of points. so where is this biological advantage at
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 AM
i assure you it was very embarrassing and my performance was extremely poor.
i went bowling and ended up having the least amount of points. so where is this biological advantage at
February 9, 2026 at 6:34 AM
i went bowling and ended up having the least amount of points. so where is this biological advantage at
this self care stuff is wild
guys i was at this party and got overstimulated. i went outside to get some fresh air and calmed down.
i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy
i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy
February 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
this self care stuff is wild
guys i was at this party and got overstimulated. i went outside to get some fresh air and calmed down.
i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy
i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
guys i was at this party and got overstimulated. i went outside to get some fresh air and calmed down.
i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy
i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy
Civilisation 6 always makes me feel kinda guilty for playing as the German Empire tbh
February 8, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Civilisation 6 always makes me feel kinda guilty for playing as the German Empire tbh
i think the best thing about parties is eating the leftover pizza the morning after
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 AM
i think the best thing about parties is eating the leftover pizza the morning after
gotta love how we deadass divided sports into “sports” and “women’s sports”
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 AM
gotta love how we deadass divided sports into “sports” and “women’s sports”
i just learned that “Last Podcast on The Left” is NOT a left wing politics podcast, covering world news
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
i just learned that “Last Podcast on The Left” is NOT a left wing politics podcast, covering world news
this moment was SO GOOD. the Canada stuff was an amazing choice to include
February 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
this moment was SO GOOD. the Canada stuff was an amazing choice to include
Reposted by Jasmin🌸
“Don’t think of them as human beings. Think of them as Americans”
January 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
“Don’t think of them as human beings. Think of them as Americans”
Fallout lore: “nobody knows who dropped the bombs, it could be everyone. perhaps even america? hmm”
America irl if it dropped the bombs: “we have the best nuclear weapons, the best. the most american bombs. freedom bombs”
America irl if it dropped the bombs: “we have the best nuclear weapons, the best. the most american bombs. freedom bombs”
February 6, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Fallout lore: “nobody knows who dropped the bombs, it could be everyone. perhaps even america? hmm”
America irl if it dropped the bombs: “we have the best nuclear weapons, the best. the most american bombs. freedom bombs”
America irl if it dropped the bombs: “we have the best nuclear weapons, the best. the most american bombs. freedom bombs”
the democratic party posted a fucking obama edit on tiktok
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 PM
the democratic party posted a fucking obama edit on tiktok
Of course a french person is in the Epstein Files 🙄
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Of course a french person is in the Epstein Files 🙄
my favourite way to deal with conspiracy theorists is to act like i believe them, BUT i’m on the OTHER SIDE of the conspiracy
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
my favourite way to deal with conspiracy theorists is to act like i believe them, BUT i’m on the OTHER SIDE of the conspiracy
apparently all billionaires texting each other: “had a great time at the TORTURE CHAMBER last FRIDAY (13th of January) in Cambridge.“
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
apparently all billionaires texting each other: “had a great time at the TORTURE CHAMBER last FRIDAY (13th of January) in Cambridge.“
and it’s been more than two years of hrt
sometimes i notice my boobs in situations like reaching for something or running and i’m like “ah yeah right, boobs”
February 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
and it’s been more than two years of hrt
sometimes i notice my boobs in situations like reaching for something or running and i’m like “ah yeah right, boobs”
February 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
sometimes i notice my boobs in situations like reaching for something or running and i’m like “ah yeah right, boobs”
Bethesda writing the Brotherhood or Steel: “We have to ERADICATE these ABOMINATIONS, because they are not human! kill them all.” *references the war that caused the apocalypse*
Fallout Fans: are these the good guys?
Fallout Fans: are these the good guys?
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Bethesda writing the Brotherhood or Steel: “We have to ERADICATE these ABOMINATIONS, because they are not human! kill them all.” *references the war that caused the apocalypse*
Fallout Fans: are these the good guys?
Fallout Fans: are these the good guys?
