Jasmin🌸
@theboobtaster.bsky.social
doctor who obsessed lesbian and woke gen z girl. i hate americans.
she/her - 23yo - german 🇩🇪
instagram: jasmellody
she/her - 23yo - german 🇩🇪
instagram: jasmellody
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Jasmin🌸
@theboobtaster.bsky.social
· Jan 18
“trans agenda” is how Super Mario would say transgender
the best part about parties is getting those bonus stars from Kamek at the end of a round
February 9, 2026 at 9:49 AM
the best part about parties is getting those bonus stars from Kamek at the end of a round
i think that accent from America’s south (like Texas) is the new nazi accent. i always associate it with republicans.
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 AM
i think that accent from America’s south (like Texas) is the new nazi accent. i always associate it with republicans.
they went back to the holy roman empire which isn’t really germany to me lmao. i am THANKFUL though. i want to play as my home country without being one of the most evil countries ever
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 AM
they went back to the holy roman empire which isn’t really germany to me lmao. i am THANKFUL though. i want to play as my home country without being one of the most evil countries ever
I wonder how the Civilisation 6 devs felt like picking a leader and empire for Germany that wouldn’t be weird
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I wonder how the Civilisation 6 devs felt like picking a leader and empire for Germany that wouldn’t be weird
I started a game of Civilisation 6.
I’m playing as Germany. My alliance with Arabia has made them convert my entire country to Islam. I am also a neighbour to Russia and keep trying to juggle the alliance between me, russia and arabia
I’m playing as Germany. My alliance with Arabia has made them convert my entire country to Islam. I am also a neighbour to Russia and keep trying to juggle the alliance between me, russia and arabia
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 AM
I started a game of Civilisation 6.
I’m playing as Germany. My alliance with Arabia has made them convert my entire country to Islam. I am also a neighbour to Russia and keep trying to juggle the alliance between me, russia and arabia
I’m playing as Germany. My alliance with Arabia has made them convert my entire country to Islam. I am also a neighbour to Russia and keep trying to juggle the alliance between me, russia and arabia
i didn’t wanna do it but then she did a bad trump impression on purpose and i jumped in with mine lmao
February 9, 2026 at 8:23 AM
i didn’t wanna do it but then she did a bad trump impression on purpose and i jumped in with mine lmao
it was like 2 am at one point and this girl tells people “jasmin has the best trump impression ever, you gotta hear it”
i was so tired and then she puts me on the spot like that 😭
i was so tired and then she puts me on the spot like that 😭
i think the best thing about parties is eating the leftover pizza the morning after
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 AM
it was like 2 am at one point and this girl tells people “jasmin has the best trump impression ever, you gotta hear it”
i was so tired and then she puts me on the spot like that 😭
i was so tired and then she puts me on the spot like that 😭
i don’t drink alcohol
February 9, 2026 at 6:45 AM
i don’t drink alcohol
i assure you it was very embarrassing and my performance was extremely poor.
i went bowling and ended up having the least amount of points. so where is this biological advantage at
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 AM
i assure you it was very embarrassing and my performance was extremely poor.
i went bowling and ended up having the least amount of points. so where is this biological advantage at
February 9, 2026 at 6:34 AM
i went bowling and ended up having the least amount of points. so where is this biological advantage at
this self care stuff is wild
guys i was at this party and got overstimulated. i went outside to get some fresh air and calmed down.
i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy
i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy
February 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
this self care stuff is wild
guys i was at this party and got overstimulated. i went outside to get some fresh air and calmed down.
i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy
i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
guys i was at this party and got overstimulated. i went outside to get some fresh air and calmed down.
i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy
i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy
i love stuff like this. it’s so sweet
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
i love stuff like this. it’s so sweet
I love how Jake starts reading some books, pays attention to grammar and just changes the longer he knows her. it’s adorable
February 8, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I love how Jake starts reading some books, pays attention to grammar and just changes the longer he knows her. it’s adorable
Civilisation 6 always makes me feel kinda guilty for playing as the German Empire tbh
February 8, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Civilisation 6 always makes me feel kinda guilty for playing as the German Empire tbh
i think the best thing about parties is eating the leftover pizza the morning after
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 AM
i think the best thing about parties is eating the leftover pizza the morning after
gotta love how we deadass divided sports into “sports” and “women’s sports”
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 AM
gotta love how we deadass divided sports into “sports” and “women’s sports”
“last podcast on the left? pfff, there are other leftists out there”
February 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
“last podcast on the left? pfff, there are other leftists out there”
the name also made me think it was a super annoying podcast by some very arrogant people lmao
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
the name also made me think it was a super annoying podcast by some very arrogant people lmao
dumbest fucking name ever for a true crime podcast. i always thought it was about politics
February 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
dumbest fucking name ever for a true crime podcast. i always thought it was about politics
i just learned that “Last Podcast on The Left” is NOT a left wing politics podcast, covering world news
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
i just learned that “Last Podcast on The Left” is NOT a left wing politics podcast, covering world news
very vanilla stuff
February 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
very vanilla stuff
definitely not like, on your level though. i am not the dominant one in my relationship, but she’s also too kind to not always remind me “you can actually say no, i am not serious”. and at the same time i am more confident and less socially anxious than she is
February 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
definitely not like, on your level though. i am not the dominant one in my relationship, but she’s also too kind to not always remind me “you can actually say no, i am not serious”. and at the same time i am more confident and less socially anxious than she is
taller than me, long hair, optionally a slavic accent
February 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
taller than me, long hair, optionally a slavic accent