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Jasmin🌸
@theboobtaster.bsky.social
doctor who obsessed lesbian and woke gen z girl. i hate americans.

she/her - 23yo - german 🇩🇪
instagram: jasmellody
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“trans agenda” is how Super Mario would say transgender
this self care stuff is wild
guys i was at this party and got overstimulated. i went outside to get some fresh air and calmed down.

i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy
February 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
guys i was at this party and got overstimulated. i went outside to get some fresh air and calmed down.

i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Civilisation 6 always makes me feel kinda guilty for playing as the German Empire tbh
February 8, 2026 at 9:19 AM
i think the best thing about parties is eating the leftover pizza the morning after
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 AM
gotta love how we deadass divided sports into “sports” and “women’s sports”
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 AM
i just learned that “Last Podcast on The Left” is NOT a left wing politics podcast, covering world news
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
this moment was SO GOOD. the Canada stuff was an amazing choice to include
February 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Reposted by Jasmin🌸
“Don’t think of them as human beings. Think of them as Americans”
January 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Fallout lore: “nobody knows who dropped the bombs, it could be everyone. perhaps even america? hmm”

America irl if it dropped the bombs: “we have the best nuclear weapons, the best. the most american bombs. freedom bombs”
February 6, 2026 at 12:59 PM
the democratic party posted a fucking obama edit on tiktok
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Of course a french person is in the Epstein Files 🙄
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
my favourite way to deal with conspiracy theorists is to act like i believe them, BUT i’m on the OTHER SIDE of the conspiracy
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
apparently all billionaires texting each other: “had a great time at the TORTURE CHAMBER last FRIDAY (13th of January) in Cambridge.“
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
and it’s been more than two years of hrt
sometimes i notice my boobs in situations like reaching for something or running and i’m like “ah yeah right, boobs”
February 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
sometimes i notice my boobs in situations like reaching for something or running and i’m like “ah yeah right, boobs”
February 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Bethesda writing the Brotherhood or Steel: “We have to ERADICATE these ABOMINATIONS, because they are not human! kill them all.” *references the war that caused the apocalypse*

Fallout Fans: are these the good guys?
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
so true
February 4, 2026 at 9:29 AM
you know how everyone says their culture values family?

is there a culture that…doesn’t? “oh my culture doesn’t value family AT ALL”
February 4, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Bethesda trying to avoid making a Fallout protagonist canon: “there was this person once, whose gender i shall not name. they did…things.”
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Reposted by Jasmin🌸
Fallout 4 finally gave me the experience of being unbelievably disappointed in my son
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
that sentence about making art is like

“luckily, I remembered the words of a very wise man, myself."
It brings me no joy to report that Ne*l Gaim*n has broken his silence in the dumbest, least effective way possible: by telling his Instagram followers to read Substack posts (written by somebody else) that allegedly prove the allegations are just a "smear campaign"

Oh and he's writing a new novel 🤮
Neil Gaiman on Instagram
12K likes, 0 comments - neilhimself on February 2, 2026
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February 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Neil Gaiman’s statement summarised: “I didn’t do that, pinky promise 🤞🏻”
February 3, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Fallout 4 finally gave me the experience of being unbelievably disappointed in my son
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
stuff from Fallout 4 with amazing unused potential:

- there are Gorilla Synths. but it’s just a neat lore detail. they could have made super intelligent Gorilla Synths 😔😔😔

- if Synths are made from Shauns DNA, this means all Gen 3 Synths are related to the protagonist which is weird
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Fallout Sitcom idea:

After the events of Fallout 4, Nora/Nate (Sole Survivor) adopts Synth Shaun and tries to raise him. They move into a house with either Deacon, Preston or Danse
February 2, 2026 at 8:51 AM