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Jasmin🌸

@theboobtaster.bsky.social

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doctor who obsessed lesbian and woke gen z girl. i hate americans with a passion. she/her - 22yo - german 🇩🇪 instagram: jasmellody

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · Jan 18

“trans agenda” is how Super Mario would say transgender

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 8h

thanks they always told me i was special when i was a kid

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 8h

*makes a documentary about a serial killer*

“actually the people who watch this are the monsters here!”

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 8h

i don’t think that was his motive

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 8h

yeah

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 8h

groundbreaking

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 8h

*makes a documentary about a serial killer*

“actually the people who watch this are the monsters here!”

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 8h

is it the guy who skinned people and made furniture out of them?

Charlie Hunnam defends Monster: The Ed Gein Story, hopes viewers question who the real monster is after watching

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12h

Marvel should create an AI Jack Kirby in addition to the Stan Lee one, but only to use it like 3 times and forget about it

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12h

seems to be a weirdly unpopular opinion but the government serves the people. the people don’t serve the government.

i don’t owe anything to my country. i don’t have to defend it. it’s there to defend me.

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12h

roman soldier 1: “what year is it?”

roman soldier 2: “year 35 before christ”

roman soldier 1: “who’s that”

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12h

in my imagination they always called ancient greece “ancient greece” even though it wasn’t ancient for them back then

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12h

yeah that too

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12h

in my imagination they always called ancient greece “ancient greece” even though it wasn’t ancient for them back then

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 13h

i know

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 13h

i like this special edition Pikachu Van Gogh portrait, but it would be funnier if he was missing one of his ears

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 14h

@grok is this true

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 14h

and that’s why everyone hates french people

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 14h

this hitler scene is way better in german because they had to find a way to convey the humour of tbe original so they had the voice actor do a hitler impression