Holly Green
@winnersusedrugs.bsky.social
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Holly Green
@winnersusedrugs.bsky.social
ยท Nov 10
Judonarrative dissonance, in which your videogame character kills a lot of people with martial arts despite taking a vow of non-violence.
homeless dude hollered "I wanna cum in your ass!" as I walked by. Still got it ๐
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
homeless dude hollered "I wanna cum in your ass!" as I walked by. Still got it ๐
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Wrong Person Dies Again: tinyurl.com/5afdfp9x
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Wrong Person Dies Again: tinyurl.com/5afdfp9x
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BETA DAY!! gimme gimme gimme the game, 'cause I'm gonna PLAY IT
December 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BETA DAY!! gimme gimme gimme the game, 'cause I'm gonna PLAY IT
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โWhat happened to <insert public intellectual>?โ Oh theyโre stupid. Theyโve always been stupid, in the sense that the ideas they have are bad. They experience the world in a stupid way and draw stupid conclusions because theyโre stupid. People just think theyโre smart because they had a blog
December 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
โWhat happened to <insert public intellectual>?โ Oh theyโre stupid. Theyโve always been stupid, in the sense that the ideas they have are bad. They experience the world in a stupid way and draw stupid conclusions because theyโre stupid. People just think theyโre smart because they had a blog
Actually the garmonbo...er I mean Creamed Corn smells like buttered popcorn. The rest smell like Yankee candles
December 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Actually the garmonbo...er I mean Creamed Corn smells like buttered popcorn. The rest smell like Yankee candles
Finally opening the Thanksgiving Oreos! They smell like sweetened piss :)
December 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Finally opening the Thanksgiving Oreos! They smell like sweetened piss :)
Its a great feeling! Happy for you
December 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Its a great feeling! Happy for you
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Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.
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for $1 name a skeleton
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
for $1 name a skeleton
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Shortly before going on stage, Geoff got a text from MBS with a picture of a bonesaw
December 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Shortly before going on stage, Geoff got a text from MBS with a picture of a bonesaw
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I found another incredible Tubi gem. Now watching.
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I found another incredible Tubi gem. Now watching.
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
I forgot about him
December 12, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I forgot about him
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This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will let the AI platform use its characters to make social-media videos.
Disney to Invest $1 Billion in OpenAI, License Characters for Use in ChatGPT, Sora
The three-year licensing deal will let users generate videos of more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar characters.
on.wsj.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
Having now watched all 114 Tom & Jerry cartoons, I can summarize all three types:
1. There's a mouse in this house and if you don't catch it, you're dead meat
2. Tom and Jerry vs tertiary antagonist
3. There's a dog
1. There's a mouse in this house and if you don't catch it, you're dead meat
2. Tom and Jerry vs tertiary antagonist
3. There's a dog
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Having now watched all 114 Tom & Jerry cartoons, I can summarize all three types:
1. There's a mouse in this house and if you don't catch it, you're dead meat
2. Tom and Jerry vs tertiary antagonist
3. There's a dog
1. There's a mouse in this house and if you don't catch it, you're dead meat
2. Tom and Jerry vs tertiary antagonist
3. There's a dog
Please, Jerry doesn't have fun
December 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Please, Jerry doesn't have fun
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Never forget that Neo canonically won at #TheGameAwards and immediately tried to jump off a roof.
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Never forget that Neo canonically won at #TheGameAwards and immediately tried to jump off a roof.
Sometimes when you're brushing your teeth, it's fun to move your head back and forth instead of moving your toothbrush.
Follow me for more hygiene tips
Follow me for more hygiene tips
December 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Sometimes when you're brushing your teeth, it's fun to move your head back and forth instead of moving your toothbrush.
Follow me for more hygiene tips
Follow me for more hygiene tips
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Writers and narrative folks are incredible because theyโre always inventing new kinds of guys
December 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Writers and narrative folks are incredible because theyโre always inventing new kinds of guys
More like Jon Blows
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
More like Jon Blows
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So much money in video games and so little of it actually going to developers.
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
So much money in video games and so little of it actually going to developers.
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when i wish ill upon the game awards as an institution this man is excluded. he brings more into the world than that entire street fighter movie will
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
when i wish ill upon the game awards as an institution this man is excluded. he brings more into the world than that entire street fighter movie will
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The ritual is complete Geoff keighley is sealed away for another year
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The ritual is complete Geoff keighley is sealed away for another year