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It turned out to be a somethingburger
January 17, 2026 at 8:45 PM
It turned out to be a somethingburger
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Haters will say jonk is not a live right now
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Haters will say jonk is not a live right now
Living the live-style lifestyle
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Living the live-style lifestyle
Imagining a cow that is visible and smoke is pouring out of my ears
January 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Imagining a cow that is visible and smoke is pouring out of my ears
Just learned there was a bonus track I’ve never heard on blind guardian’s 2006 album a twist in the myth through you guessed it Wikipedia
January 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Just learned there was a bonus track I’ve never heard on blind guardian’s 2006 album a twist in the myth through you guessed it Wikipedia
Checks the thing I just checked to check if I checked it
January 15, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Checks the thing I just checked to check if I checked it
👶: please pa pa, can you keep your eyes on the road
👴🤳 (googling “goose whiffling”): we have food at home
👴🤳 (googling “goose whiffling”): we have food at home
January 15, 2026 at 2:11 AM
👶: please pa pa, can you keep your eyes on the road
👴🤳 (googling “goose whiffling”): we have food at home
👴🤳 (googling “goose whiffling”): we have food at home
I wash my hair with shampoo and classical conditioner which is great until someone rings a bell and my hair starts drooling
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I wash my hair with shampoo and classical conditioner which is great until someone rings a bell and my hair starts drooling
I just ascended to heaven there’s WiFi up here
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I just ascended to heaven there’s WiFi up here
Just thought up “fruit pleather”. It’s like fruit leather but instead of fruit it’s made of polyurethane
January 12, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Just thought up “fruit pleather”. It’s like fruit leather but instead of fruit it’s made of polyurethane
You gotta stank your own kind of stusic. Stink your own special stonk
January 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
You gotta stank your own kind of stusic. Stink your own special stonk
Me and the boys were gonna experience 10,000 years of hell later if you’re interested
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Me and the boys were gonna experience 10,000 years of hell later if you’re interested
Enjoy a sin-of-men roll from sin-of-bun
January 3, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Enjoy a sin-of-men roll from sin-of-bun
My resolution this year is to basically chill and do whatever
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
My resolution this year is to basically chill and do whatever
My reaolution this year is to do a silly one. Let’s all do a silly one guys
January 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
My reaolution this year is to do a silly one. Let’s all do a silly one guys
I’m still writing 2025 on my checks 🤦♀️
January 1, 2026 at 8:58 AM
I’m still writing 2025 on my checks 🤦♀️
We are leaving pooping in 2025!!
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 AM
We are leaving pooping in 2025!!
Remember to leave a new year out tonight for Santa or your ball won’t drop
January 1, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Remember to leave a new year out tonight for Santa or your ball won’t drop
My New Year’s resolution is 360p turns out that’s all you need
January 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
My New Year’s resolution is 360p turns out that’s all you need