Pinned
They call it the switch 2 because you turn 2 degrees and walk away
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
They call it the switch 2 because you turn 2 degrees and walk away
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(ABBA - Slipping Through My Fingers)
Pissing through my peehole all the time
I try to capture every droplet
The peepee in it
Pissing through my peehole all the time
Pissing through my peehole all the time
I try to capture every droplet
The peepee in it
Pissing through my peehole all the time
November 6, 2024 at 3:27 PM
(ABBA - Slipping Through My Fingers)
Pissing through my peehole all the time
I try to capture every droplet
The peepee in it
Pissing through my peehole all the time
Pissing through my peehole all the time
I try to capture every droplet
The peepee in it
Pissing through my peehole all the time
They’re called pinto beans because of how you eat a pint o’ them
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
They’re called pinto beans because of how you eat a pint o’ them
The Earl of Bird gets dewormed
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The Earl of Bird gets dewormed
Gimme the waddle and dee my soul
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Gimme the waddle and dee my soul
Partly rocking in the boughs tonight,
Every body just have a bed time
Every body just have a bed time
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Partly rocking in the boughs tonight,
Every body just have a bed time
Every body just have a bed time
I’m sorry for partly rocking
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I’m sorry for partly rocking
Reposted by jonk
just jacked off my thingy and a bug shot out
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
just jacked off my thingy and a bug shot out
Reposted by jonk
babe hurry and wake up we are playing toys
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
babe hurry and wake up we are playing toys
“Let’s of go!” - Mario Mario (Mario)
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“Let’s of go!” - Mario Mario (Mario)
Life is all about getting emails
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Life is all about getting emails
Reposted by jonk
me: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
me: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
You tellin me that Mike Rowe is taking Trans Actions in video games
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 AM
You tellin me that Mike Rowe is taking Trans Actions in video games
Reposted by jonk
Avoid joking around with friends at all cost if you hate smiling and laughing
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Avoid joking around with friends at all cost if you hate smiling and laughing
Oatmeal is short for Otis Meal because you’re supposed to feed it to Otises
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Oatmeal is short for Otis Meal because you’re supposed to feed it to Otises
Could I please get one ‘sode of pop
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Could I please get one ‘sode of pop
Named my son Bartholomew after the two bravest people I’ve ever met. Bart Simpson and my holographic Mew Pokémon card
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Named my son Bartholomew after the two bravest people I’ve ever met. Bart Simpson and my holographic Mew Pokémon card
Last name Ever first name Bartholomew
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Last name Ever first name Bartholomew
Guys don’t look but I just got stuck in the Suez Canal 🫣
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Guys don’t look but I just got stuck in the Suez Canal 🫣