spleenly
@spleenly.bsky.social
Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, lightly dark, deeply shallow. Every tech job, all at once. he/him #ATX
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spleenly
@spleenly.bsky.social
· Sep 21
Consider that we don't even have a shared cultural understanding of what can be flushed.
If your Google account gets to 91% the company goes out of business (I assume, from these five urgent notifications per day).
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If your Google account gets to 91% the company goes out of business (I assume, from these five urgent notifications per day).
Taken 3 seconds apart, didn't require the sink, just saying.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Taken 3 seconds apart, didn't require the sink, just saying.
Worried about that encouragement bot account taking my job.
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Worried about that encouragement bot account taking my job.
My food processor died, and a really don't think I can go through this kind of relationship again in my life.
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My food processor died, and a really don't think I can go through this kind of relationship again in my life.
Politely asking everyone at the grocery store to internalize these holiday prices and hold onto that rage through the midterms.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Politely asking everyone at the grocery store to internalize these holiday prices and hold onto that rage through the midterms.
I think this is still technically a work day, but we have completely lost the thread.
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I think this is still technically a work day, but we have completely lost the thread.
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it's always reassuring to log on and see that we're all halfway to unhinged, like it's not just me lol
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
it's always reassuring to log on and see that we're all halfway to unhinged, like it's not just me lol
The holiday horn is your body raging against the dying of the light.
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The holiday horn is your body raging against the dying of the light.
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I dont want to subtweet you so Ill just wait until later and act like its about somebody else
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I dont want to subtweet you so Ill just wait until later and act like its about somebody else
One year my family tried to "low and slow" a turkey overnight and woke up to a puddle of bones in a baking bag.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
One year my family tried to "low and slow" a turkey overnight and woke up to a puddle of bones in a baking bag.
Every time I've taken my phone off silent has been a mistake.
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Every time I've taken my phone off silent has been a mistake.
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what do you mean you never combined random liquids in various glass vessels as a child as though you were concocting potions?!
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
what do you mean you never combined random liquids in various glass vessels as a child as though you were concocting potions?!
Just found out my neighbor was suddenly, mysteriously deployed, and I don't think his specialty is crowd control.
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Just found out my neighbor was suddenly, mysteriously deployed, and I don't think his specialty is crowd control.
Your 20s are all about being right in the middle of something, saying fuck this, and driving 1200 miles straight through to do something else.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Your 20s are all about being right in the middle of something, saying fuck this, and driving 1200 miles straight through to do something else.
Studying the specific camera placement on each Tesla model so I can flip them off more effectively.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Studying the specific camera placement on each Tesla model so I can flip them off more effectively.
You know it's the good gym when they can never quite mop up all the glitter.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
You know it's the good gym when they can never quite mop up all the glitter.
Why is everything I viscerally love so incredibly dangerous.
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Why is everything I viscerally love so incredibly dangerous.
Also, always park at the top of a hill.
Deciding not to fix my truck, instead to simply drive around with more tools.
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Also, always park at the top of a hill.
The doom is scrolling from inside the house.
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The doom is scrolling from inside the house.
Dreamed I had a stroke, looked at that half of my face in the mirror, and thought, damn, I would look good with Botox.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Dreamed I had a stroke, looked at that half of my face in the mirror, and thought, damn, I would look good with Botox.
Can't, boss, preparing for a 12-hour meeting on Thursday.
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Can't, boss, preparing for a 12-hour meeting on Thursday.
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Two-day work week coming up.
I'm practicing for my fantasy retirement draft.
I'm practicing for my fantasy retirement draft.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Two-day work week coming up.
I'm practicing for my fantasy retirement draft.
I'm practicing for my fantasy retirement draft.
Woundskeeper Grillie would be a lovely name for a cryptid
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Woundskeeper Grillie would be a lovely name for a cryptid
They're called skeets because of the post-skeet clarity.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
They're called skeets because of the post-skeet clarity.
I must escape the tyranny of seasons.
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I must escape the tyranny of seasons.