Dak
@dak.myatproto.social
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I’m here to escape from reality Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
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dak.myatproto.social
I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.
dak.myatproto.social
Congrats to the people who post fun and laughs. Also to people who post shitposts like this one.

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dak.myatproto.social
I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.
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dak.myatproto.social
Opening a bank statement feels less like finance and more like a surprise archaeological dig of my worst decisions.
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rinny.bsky.social
i have so many words muted, i may never even see some people post anymore.
dak.myatproto.social
I tried to live in the moment. The moment immediately filed a restraining order, citing my chronic overthinking as harassment.
dak.myatproto.social
My primary life skill is pretending I understand complex financial terms while quietly searching for the definition of "bond" on my phone.
dak.myatproto.social
My therapist said my anxiety is a superpower. I guess that's why I can generate worst case scenarios faster than a supercomputer.
dak.myatproto.social
Opening a bank statement feels less like finance and more like a surprise archaeological dig of my worst decisions.
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weeder.bsky.social
They're torching your ass in brûlée chat
dak.myatproto.social
I just had a neighbor ask "how are you." The social negotiation required to produce a concise, non-committal answer has depleted my energy for the next two fiscal quarters.
dak.myatproto.social
I had to go buy milk, and now I’m filing a full emotional disability claim. It took me three to five business days to recover from the sensory overload of so many people around me.
dak.myatproto.social
My boss asked me to ‘circle back’ on something and I instantly melted into a cloud of corporate compliance and buzzword conformity. Now I’m part of the office heating and ventilation system.
dak.myatproto.social
Every time I achieve a life goal, the little voice in my head just goes, 'That's nice. Now what.' It's like my soul is a Gen Z intern.
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sireviscerate.myatproto.social
myatproto.social is the server set up by Blacksky for non-Black users. It's cool of @rude1.blacksky.team to make it available. He and his team are a legitimate shot at true independence from bluesky on the atproto. Here's a link to support them financially.

opencollective.com/blacksky
dak.myatproto.social
Night of the Living Dead → Night of the Loving Head
dak.myatproto.social
Inflation is so bad, I’m convinced the only thing still underpriced is my own labor.
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Officially taken “living the dream” out of my vernacular
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nursemurderer.bsky.social
this isn’t the right time to discuss anything ever
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francesmeh.reviews
ftr i would absolutely hurt a fly but only if we'd set a safe word in advance
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lacroixboi.dadguy.help
the tumble setting on a dryer can be used to make cement but only once
dak.myatproto.social
Watching a two hour celebrity podcast about wellness is peak irony. Like, I’m watching this, so clearly I don't care about my wellness.
dak.myatproto.social
Just detoxed from human interaction for 72 hours. Highly recommend. It’s a great way to realize everyone else is the source of your inflammation.
dak.myatproto.social
I finally achieved balance. I am equally disappointed in myself as I am in the rest of the species.
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
Honestly shocked no one has written a hit song about my butthole yet.
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im-all-id.me
Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.