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Gary Muppet
@garymuppet.bsky.social
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Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xdmrssx67g4mjhhcvqjefavz/feed/aaaknygufbgdu
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · Nov 17
57 minutes until sunset, driving down a gravel road and hoping the deer stay clear as he pretends there's no work in the morning.
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 4h
Can’t. Keep. Eyes. Open. Anymore. Good. Night.
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 6h
🙁
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 6h
Gary’s bare orange felt feet
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 6h
It’s been so long I have zero idea how to log back in
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 6h
Get well soon 💐

Happy birthday 🎈🎉
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 6h
But you would have earned it, for sure
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 6h
That makes you the MOST reliable source
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 6h
watched my local symphony orchestra perform the Star Wars score and teared up so yeah i’m not a reliable source of music
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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 6h
“What is done cannot be undone,
but one can prevent it from happening
again”

(Speaker: Anne Frank, Sunday morning, May 7, 1944, Page 308)
Westerbork, Holland, Jews boarding a deportation train to the Auschwitz-Birkenau Extermination Camp
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 15h
The interview with that NPR reporter is today. Unfortunately, Gary’s foot easily fits in his mouth due to his Muppet-sized proportions.
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 16h
in an alternate universe a nine volt battery is licking me
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
I have a barn but it’s only for tiny rhinos
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
Giant toads are messy
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
🎈 🎉
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
🎸
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show me your kitties @frickinferal.bsky.social · 1d
I got my eyebrows tinted today if anyone’s down for some Bert and Ernie role play.
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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 1d
reaching my step goal when walking to the kitchen for a Reese's pumpkin
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
Tiny rhino for sure
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
😕
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Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 1d
Silence is better than being misunderstood
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
🥂
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d
Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
Pizza!!!
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
Gross
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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 2d
me as a kid: *falls 10 feet from the monkey bars* I’m ok

me now: I tried to scoop ice cream that was a little too frozen and I dislocated my shoulder
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