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Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 2d

Silence is better than being misunderstood

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Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · Jul 2

It’s a special kind of sin to let a good love die ~chance pena

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Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · Mar 29

Never.

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Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · Mar 29

You’d think I’d have a million fucks in the bank the way I give them out. I give a fuck way too often. Gotta ration.

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Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · Mar 29

Either Alexa is a dumb ass or my level of questioning is superior. Why is she always “ I am not quite sure how to help you with that”. gtfoh

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · Mar 22

a scowling thick-muscled peach with brass knuckles wearing a t-shirt that says ‘bruiser’

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · Mar 22

Housing is so expensive. I'm going to move into a giant peach.

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Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · Mar 22

What the “peach” is going on here today? Did I miss a Bluesky quirky peach post somewhere?

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · Jul 8

An insomnialier who recommends the perfect worries for keeping you up at night

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Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · Mar 5

He heard people are seeking asylum in America. So now he really thinks people are coming from asylums in Mexico. 😂😂😂

Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · Feb 23

This is the one

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Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · Feb 23

Some days I used to feel like taking myself out. But now I gotta stick around for 4 years to see how this movie ends.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · Feb 17

At the Greenville Zoo, we care about our employees. That’s why at 5,500 followers, we’re going to start paying them.

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Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · Feb 12

Why are we still here?
This “living” is a mess

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nay (dino) 🖤🦇 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · Jan 28

ok, hear me out instead of valentine’s day we get an extra halloween.

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Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · Jan 28

Life is too crazy to drink out of boring wine glasses

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Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · Jan 23

The “and justice for all” part of the pledge at school these days isn’t feeling too good

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Jan 18

I think it's about time we put the next four years behind us.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · Jan 19

This place is like the lobby of a psych ward except nobody wants to get better.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · Jan 12

The early beaver gets the wood.

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Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · Jan 19

No more TikTok and I deleted my Facebook and instagram.

I feel like I’m camping.

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Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · Jan 7

Can we please retire the phrase:

“Say it louder for the people in the back”

😖

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God @thegodpodcast.com · Dec 31

Hi, I’m God.

I support diversity, equity and inclusion.

I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.

Hope this helps,

God

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · Dec 29

ngl, kinda missing how chaotic, unhinged, dangerous and fun it was to tweet while under the influence at the other place, bsky sometimes feels like a country club with the same shitass cliques and rules, like someone about to drop a monocle in their tea cup

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