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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 8d

I don’t do AI. For better or for worse, my intelligence is all natural.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 8d

Don't waste your time staring at the person you are in love with. Get your butt up and go tell them you're in love with them before its too late.

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · Jun 7

Love the pull tab on soup. Love to pop open a Soup and chug it straight out of the can.

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 8d

Taught my dog to shake and now he makes a killer martini

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 23d

If life had a laugh track, at least I’d know when I’m supposed to find this funny.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · Aug 24

I don’t want to grow old and get sick. I want to get hit by a train and die instantly while I’m out for a run.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Aug 23

be on the lookout for a very small dracula

A small wooden box I found on my walk that is long and skinny and looks like a small coffin with the lid broken up, its next to my feet for scale and because I wasn't paying attention when I took the picture

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · Aug 16

The sex education class has been moved to the pickleball courts.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · Aug 16

“Hands Down” by Dashboard Confessional still makes my heart race.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · Aug 15

I’m surprised you don’t hear more LSD jokes in Utah.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · Aug 15

Horehound candy?

It's not what you think.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · Aug 15

I can’t wait to be blocked by you, my love.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · Aug 15

Every damn time.

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · Dec 15

From ‘babe’ to ‘user not found’ in 3.6 seconds

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · Aug 8

*walking into your house for the first time* where is the candy room?

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Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com · Aug 8

Anybody want some blubeberbys. Bluebbberybs. You know what that is hard

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · Aug 8

I had an individual problem.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · Aug 8

I have only one kind of sock and I made that wise decision without a worker’s council.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · Aug 8

I regularly do something that is bad for my social status just to prove to myself and others that my existence is not dependent on the approval of the group.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · Aug 7

The more of the world I see, the more I realize one of my greatest privileges was having psychologically healthy parents.

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F. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · Aug 6

I went to sleep with a dirty dish in the sink for the first time in a long time last night.
Much to think about.

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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · Aug 3

I’d make him so many sandwiches.. if you’re pickin’ up what I’m puttin’ down…

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