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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 4d

the playtime to exhaustion pipeline

grey tabby kitten playing in 3 photos, sleeping in bottom right photo.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 5d

on bsky no one can hear you scream

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1d

the pitter patter of little raindrop feet on your window pane

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2d

excuse me but there was nothing in the wedding invitation about “no capes”

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 17h

is british trader joe’s tradeur joues

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 3h

got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 19h

Had a very fun conversation with a 4-year-old today and it was better than any I've had with an adult for years.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 19h

(a disembodied entity melds itself into my body)
ooo. Squishy.

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 4h

sometimes you meet a new person and they’re like “hi i’m robert but all my friends call me meatflap” and you’re just expected to accept it

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 4d

If you see weird comments on random post-it notes around town, those are my skeets when this place collapses.

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 3d

When I said this is an aspiration account, I meant like when you accidentally inhale an object or fluid into the airways, leading to coughing, difficulty breathing, discomfort, and sometimes choking.

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 2d

I slept a full seven hours last night. Should I be worried? 😟

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 1d

My phone contact list has more ologists than friends. 🤔

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22h

i’m sorry i watched your toddler for an hour and now she won’t stop singing landslide

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 6h

my slutty schrödinger halloween costume may or may not be all finished

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 5h

“charity begins at home” i think as i eat all the muffins i made for the bake sale

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 5h

i wonder if in australia bsky is circling the drain counterclockwise

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3h

them: i love your halloween horror makeup!
me: my what?

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1d

do you think it feels good for the fan when the shit hits it?

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1d

send me your address so we can be penpals after this

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1d

call me egg the way my brain is scrambled

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 7h

i slept wrong last night so my hip will never be the same again

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 2h

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 21h

sometimes feel like reverting to egg form

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 17h

having a lil private Halloween candy festival in the garage w some moths

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