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✰ megan ✰
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sagittarius/capricorn/scorpio ✿ 26 ✿ wife ✿ mother ✿ artist ✿ jokes?

how rare and beautiful it is to even exist

the bit comes second only to the pokémon journey

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hello darkness my old friend, i’ve come to party rock with you again
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drilling into literally anything, as a bit
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i tried to write a joke about time travel, but you guys hated it tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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i think the answer is obvious?
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
everything works out for me because i refuse to acknowledge when it doesn’t
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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thanks probably goes so hard when each day is a gift
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
sometimes i look at my to-do list and think “wow. someone was optimistic yesterday”
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
every time i ‘rise above’ i gain one level in a video game that does not exist
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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(posting on mastodon) Is this platform still massively against Bluesky or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
when i say “interesting” what i actually mean is “i have opened a cold case file in my mind”
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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whoa, just realized i haven’t heard anyone say “emotional labour” in several years. not even ironically
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
while i do appreciate advice, i’m currently acting on vibes alone
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
the opposite of déjà vu should be called “hey what the hell”
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
if something goes wrong, i simply say “that’s camp” and move on emotionally unstable but spiritually correct
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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the funniest thing you can do at parties is to pull out a joke book and start reading it out loud
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
my personal motto? “we’ll figure it out”. never once figured it out. tradition matters.
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
i don’t even fw wicked like that but ever since i saw that clip of Cynthia Erivo tapping her nails on her head like that i haven’t been able to stop
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Crashouts of Bluesky Calendar
Men of Bluesky Calendar
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
rory gilmore is more iconic than not but her tryna shade avril lavigne is where i draw the line
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Becoming the 50 foot Megan you wish to see in the world.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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when people say “be the bigger person,” i imagine physically growing until i am unstoppable.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM