✰ megan ✰
@meganisthinking.bsky.social
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sagittarius/capricorn/scorpio ✿ 26 ✿ wife ✿ mother ✿ artist ✿ jokes? how rare and beautiful it is to even exist the bit comes second only to the pokémon journey https://ko-fi.com/meganisthinking https://tinyurl.com/meganisthinking
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meganisthinking.bsky.social
hello darkness my old friend, i’ve come to party rock with you again
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thisone0verhere.bsky.social
I'm gonna be a terrible ghost because as hard as it is to get ahold of me now, just wait and see how fast I decline a ouija board call
meganisthinking.bsky.social
no one talks about the fact that mason greyback (alex’s boyfriend on wizards of waverly place) has at least one confirmed kill
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francesmeh.reviews
i would never use a reminders app. i have enough apps reminding me about things. i want an app that makes me forget.
meganisthinking.bsky.social
she believed she could, but she forgot when she walked through the door frame between the living room and the kitchen
meganisthinking.bsky.social
i’d love to be mysterious but unfortunately i narrate
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im-all-id.me
Who needs sex when you have cool ranch doritos?

Therapist: *scribbling furiously*
meganisthinking.bsky.social
i can’t stress this enough: i am, in fact, stressed enough.
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windowseat.bsky.social
Need more spooky frogs. With totally accurate skeletons.

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it's an inflatable frog costume but black with a white skeleton painted on it which is totally accurage
meganisthinking.bsky.social
the best way to disappear is to say “brb” and then actually be right back. confuses them every time.
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meo.bsky.social
"you dont have to worry about bots on mastodon" ya thats cus theres no one worth bothering on there. u dont have to worry about posting good either bc no one will see it 👍
meganisthinking.bsky.social
first there were breakfast sandwiches, then breakfast burritos, now ladies and gentlemen may i introduce breakfast pasta
lontar.bsky.social
My instincts tell me there should be some sort of a normalized breakfast spaghetti
meganisthinking.bsky.social
yeah, sex is cool but have you ever been a little bit unhinged and right?
meganisthinking.bsky.social
i’m in my “not explaining anything” era. it’s going great, allegedly.
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tonymagoni.bsky.social
Sorry libs, but there’s only two genres: fiction and non-fiction
meganisthinking.bsky.social
sometimes i text “lol” but the L stands for lament
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ela-bambust.bsky.social
you can tell how old i am bc i'm still worried about overcharging my phone
meganisthinking.bsky.social
i like how at the beginning of ‘highway to hell’ he’s like my friends are gonna be there too!! like besties for real
meganisthinking.bsky.social
if at first you don’t succeed, redefine success, or post about it. it’s not going well either way so what’s the difference
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
why is having a new job so embarrassing idk where the garbage cans are its mortifying
meganisthinking.bsky.social
if confidence is key, then i’ve definitely locked myself out
meganisthinking.bsky.social
time traveler from 2003: what’s the internet like now?

me: it’s mainly about dogs with jobs and onions with opinions
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dillo.media
i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation
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boner.ink
it's going to be an adjustment, but you can tell who sucks on here without a labeler by reading their posts