✰ megan ✰
@meganisthinking.bsky.social
sagittarius/capricorn/scorpio ✿ 26 ✿ wife ✿ mother ✿ artist ✿ jokes?
how rare and beautiful it is to even exist
the bit comes second only to the pokémon journey
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how rare and beautiful it is to even exist
the bit comes second only to the pokémon journey
https://ko-fi.com/meganisthinking
https://tinyurl.com/meganisthinking1
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hello darkness my old friend, i’ve come to party rock with you again
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what if we dropped everything and spent the day drawing pokemon
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
what if we dropped everything and spent the day drawing pokemon
there’s a fine line between “vintage collector” and “goblin with belongings”
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
there’s a fine line between “vintage collector” and “goblin with belongings”
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babe how am i supposed to operate you properly if i don’t push your buttons
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
babe how am i supposed to operate you properly if i don’t push your buttons
i like when restaurants call their fries “signature.” go ahead. sign your potato.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i like when restaurants call their fries “signature.” go ahead. sign your potato.
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the secret to dealing with those bright LED headlights is simply to have brighter LED headlights of your own
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
the secret to dealing with those bright LED headlights is simply to have brighter LED headlights of your own
there are two types of people: those who put their shopping cart back, and those who think they’re the antagonist in a lawless western
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
there are two types of people: those who put their shopping cart back, and those who think they’re the antagonist in a lawless western
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are you telling me all these buffaloes are named bill
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
are you telling me all these buffaloes are named bill
call me kim cattrall the way i refuse to spend even a single hour in a situation where i’m not enjoying myself
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
call me kim cattrall the way i refuse to spend even a single hour in a situation where i’m not enjoying myself
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the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
sometimes i think about how we got one of the greatest bangers of all time because dave coulier was a fuckboi in the 90s
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
sometimes i think about how we got one of the greatest bangers of all time because dave coulier was a fuckboi in the 90s
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[me during a relaxing massage]
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
[me during a relaxing massage]
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
what are they doing to the logo and can they stop?
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
what are they doing to the logo and can they stop?
i don’t always talk to myself, but when i do, i ask for advice.. and then ignore it
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i don’t always talk to myself, but when i do, i ask for advice.. and then ignore it
i’m pretty sure in another life i was a PokéCenter attendant, just healing sad people with kindness and potions
November 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i’m pretty sure in another life i was a PokéCenter attendant, just healing sad people with kindness and potions
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You can open all the doors but sometimes a ghost just won't leave.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
You can open all the doors but sometimes a ghost just won't leave.
tubthumping by chumbawamba low key slaps when you don’t have a b*tch in your ear telling you to play something else
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
tubthumping by chumbawamba low key slaps when you don’t have a b*tch in your ear telling you to play something else
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“makes my blood boil”: old, boring, visually unapplealing
“makes my blood broil”: new, exciting, set it and forget it probably
“makes my blood broil”: new, exciting, set it and forget it probably
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
“makes my blood boil”: old, boring, visually unapplealing
“makes my blood broil”: new, exciting, set it and forget it probably
“makes my blood broil”: new, exciting, set it and forget it probably
you can lead a horse to water, but you cannot convince him to take your career advice or follow you back on linkedin
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
you can lead a horse to water, but you cannot convince him to take your career advice or follow you back on linkedin
i love when an email ends with “thoughts?” like yes. several. none of them belong in this thread though
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
i love when an email ends with “thoughts?” like yes. several. none of them belong in this thread though
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asking the other customers in line if they think their products will make them happy
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
asking the other customers in line if they think their products will make them happy
whoever invented the phrase “no pun intended” absolutely intended the pun and wanted credit for the restraint
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
whoever invented the phrase “no pun intended” absolutely intended the pun and wanted credit for the restraint
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heating pads that are people sized and shaped for the even distribution of heat and pressure
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
heating pads that are people sized and shaped for the even distribution of heat and pressure