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✰ megan ✰
@meganisthinking.bsky.social
sagittarius/capricorn/scorpio ✿ 26 ✿ wife ✿ mother ✿ artist ✿ jokes?

how rare and beautiful it is to even exist

the bit comes second only to the pokémon journey

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hello darkness my old friend, i’ve come to party rock with you again
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what if we dropped everything and spent the day drawing pokemon
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
there’s a fine line between “vintage collector” and “goblin with belongings”
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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babe how am i supposed to operate you properly if i don’t push your buttons
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i like when restaurants call their fries “signature.” go ahead. sign your potato.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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the secret to dealing with those bright LED headlights is simply to have brighter LED headlights of your own
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
there are two types of people: those who put their shopping cart back, and those who think they’re the antagonist in a lawless western
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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are you telling me all these buffaloes are named bill
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
happy friday!
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
call me kim cattrall the way i refuse to spend even a single hour in a situation where i’m not enjoying myself
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
sometimes i think about how we got one of the greatest bangers of all time because dave coulier was a fuckboi in the 90s
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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[me during a relaxing massage]

am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
what are they doing to the logo and can they stop?
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i don’t always talk to myself, but when i do, i ask for advice.. and then ignore it
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i’m pretty sure in another life i was a PokéCenter attendant, just healing sad people with kindness and potions
November 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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You can open all the doors but sometimes a ghost just won't leave.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
tubthumping by chumbawamba low key slaps when you don’t have a b*tch in your ear telling you to play something else
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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“makes my blood boil”: old, boring, visually unapplealing

“makes my blood broil”: new, exciting, set it and forget it probably
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
you can lead a horse to water, but you cannot convince him to take your career advice or follow you back on linkedin
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
i love when an email ends with “thoughts?” like yes. several. none of them belong in this thread though
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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asking the other customers in line if they think their products will make them happy
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
whoever invented the phrase “no pun intended” absolutely intended the pun and wanted credit for the restraint
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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heating pads that are people sized and shaped for the even distribution of heat and pressure
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM