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Gary Muppet
@garymuppet.bsky.social
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Self-proclaimed employee-of-the-month

Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot

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January 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Gary had always dreamed of a career in the NBA. Unfortunately, he bombed the interview by naming only three flavors of Gatorade.
Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair and black-framed glasses, is holding a letter from the NBA acknowledging his interest to make himself eligible for the nba draft
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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No new pictures, where are you mentally?
January 7, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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See? This is why I prefer the American Heritage dictionary.
enfeebled
January 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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If you see this post your favorite Star Wars character
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Walking into 2026
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Take a selfie, leave a selfie
Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with yellow hair and oversized black-framed glasses, is shirtless and poolside. He has a towel over his shoulder.
December 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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If you see this, post a bird
Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair, a tacky plaid suit, and oversized eyeglasses, is watching a white chicken walk in front of him.
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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post you and your celeb lookalike
Gary Muppet on the left and Ryan Reynolds (wearing glasses) on the right
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Drop something SCARY 😱🖤🙀
Gary standing in front of a tree unaware that there is a monster watching and lurking from behind it.
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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🎃 keep them Jack-o’-lanterns lit 🔥
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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If you see this post a pic of you in glasses
Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair and oversized black-framed glasses showing magnified eyes, is wearing a tacky plaid shirt in front of a solid blue background and looking at a chicken walking across the blue surface in front of him.
October 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Hey! What’s this fucker protesting?
At a No Kings protest march and there is a sign that says “NOPE” but the letter O is a round orange circle with yellow hair…. AND black-framed glasses with oversized eyes, and a hint of a small triangle nose.
October 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Post a pic from 10 years ago if you feel so inclined. This me.

According to Instagram my favorite soda was discontinued 10 years ago already
Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with yellow feathery hair, oversized black-framed glasses, and a tacky plaid suit, is sitting at a bar like the most interesting man in the world with a grape Soda Shaq.
October 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Post someone who looks good in black
October 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Gary’s bare orange felt feet
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Future’s so bright I gotta wear shades
Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair, is wearing shades and tacky plaid suit while standing in front of a yellow shotgun house with green wooden shutters in the Faubourg Marigny
October 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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If you see this, post a robot.
A typical astromech R2 unit from Star Wars BUT untypically is black with a yellow utility belt and a Batman logo
September 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Everyone post a Batman!
Gary, an orange muppet whatnot, wearing a Batman mask and a black T-shirt with the Batman logo.
September 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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quote an unfiltered photo and say your age

49
Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair and oversized black-framed glasses, is shirtless by the pool with a towel over his shoulder.
September 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

I might be alone on this one
Screenshot of Rotten Tomatoes scores for the movie North (1994 starring Elijah Wood). Has a rotten score of 14% and the audience score isn’t much better (27%). I may have to rethink my life choices.
September 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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How do you answer your phone?
Gary, an orange muppet what not with oversized black-framed glasses and yellow feathery hair, is standing over and looking down on a rotary phone
September 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM