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Cornopolous

@cornopolous.bsky.social

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Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom. (Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)

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Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1m

My Mom’s birthday, today. You guys would have loved her, seriously. She would have looked at you and said oh my god you need a hug, or look at you and be “you look like you’re planning to rob a 7-11. Here’s why you shouldn’t do that. Also, hug.” She was good. One of the helpers.

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1h

I’d really love to make it to the party tomorrow but I’m so far behind watching old Lee Marvin television interviews I fear I’ll never catch up

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 2h

The girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa

Barbara Feldon as Agent 99 from the the TV series Get Smart. She's wearing a beret and holding a gun pointed at the camera

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Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 7h

Omg we just trimmed the Cav and she looks like Mo from the 3 Stooges. Will post photo if I can’t fix

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 7h

Just realized “being in a coach,” in Britain has an entirely different meaning than it does in the United States.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 7h

wayne’s powerpuff girl world.

I photoshopped PPG characters into the car scene from Wayne’s World.

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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 8h

Unsolicited Flick pic

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Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 7h

By the Sunday talk shows they’ll be saying inflatable frog costumes can contain thermonuclear devices

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 8h

Unsolicited Ric pic

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 12h

“Anymore” (the rottie ate it but I’ll have it back in a day)

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

The first time someone handed me raw cane I was a little guy and like, “is this a setup?”

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Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

If I had my way I’d have a lot more landscape lighting is all I’m saying

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Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

Rottweiler in a pink sweater!

A Rottweiler dog wearing a pink sweater with a large black paw print on the sweater

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Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

Music saves lives. 100%.

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

Kinda. Private equity put in 5 billion this year to Argentina and they don’t want it depreciating

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

This is Cam Skattebo’s world. I’m just living in it

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Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

A peach of a sunset tonight

Orange and pink sunset behind a palm tree

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Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

Orange man helps, peso stabilizes, capital flight begins. Rinse, repeat.

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Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

Rottweiler in a pink sweater!

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Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

For business folks, this First Brands collapse feels a little Enron-ish. Imagine “losing” (as in can’t find) nearly 2 billion dollars.

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

I just learned there are secret gravy banks the Deep State keeps underground. I know this because we robbed one tonight. This goes much deeper than I thought.

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Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 2d

Guys I’m a punk and rap guy and am on a Van Halen bender for the first time since like fifth grade and it’s fantastic. It’s epic.

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J.J. @jjmlisetc.bsky.social · 2d

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

Aimee Mann sitting at a diner table next to a man with long hair in the film The Big Lebowski

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Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 2d

Btw if you ever see someone that is racist, you should publicly shame them. Even when walking down the street with a client. Even if you lose that client.