Cornopolous
@cornopolous.bsky.social
Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom.
(Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
(Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
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my last recreational beverage will be a martini, a real martini (made with gin) with an eyeball instead of olive
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
my last recreational beverage will be a martini, a real martini (made with gin) with an eyeball instead of olive
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
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Tony Gwynn once struck out 3 times in a game. I mean Tony Gwynn struck out 3 times in a game only once.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Tony Gwynn once struck out 3 times in a game. I mean Tony Gwynn struck out 3 times in a game only once.
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I believe this is the oldest gif I still have saved and I never want to get rid of it: Teddy Bridgewater stiff-arming Geno Atkins and getting the pass off
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I believe this is the oldest gif I still have saved and I never want to get rid of it: Teddy Bridgewater stiff-arming Geno Atkins and getting the pass off
Me: “Oh, that’s neat how you just drizzled hot honey across all the pizzas I just made.”
(Gunshot)
(Gunshot)
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Me: “Oh, that’s neat how you just drizzled hot honey across all the pizzas I just made.”
(Gunshot)
(Gunshot)
All the jams are kicked out now what
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
All the jams are kicked out now what
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FINAL: ASU pulls away late to beat Colorado and improve to 8-3 (6-2).
The regular season concludes next Friday with the battle for the Territorial Cup in Tempe.
The regular season concludes next Friday with the battle for the Territorial Cup in Tempe.
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
FINAL: ASU pulls away late to beat Colorado and improve to 8-3 (6-2).
The regular season concludes next Friday with the battle for the Territorial Cup in Tempe.
The regular season concludes next Friday with the battle for the Territorial Cup in Tempe.
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𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗙𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘: A sluggish and sloppy half, but the Sun Devils have a lead. Colorado receives to open the second half.
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗙𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘: A sluggish and sloppy half, but the Sun Devils have a lead. Colorado receives to open the second half.
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Always the picaroon, never the corsair.
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Always the picaroon, never the corsair.
My Daughter is a NICU nurse at Sharp and will be striking. The worst part? They aren’t even asking for too much this round. Mostly more sick time because their policy is awful.
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My Daughter is a NICU nurse at Sharp and will be striking. The worst part? They aren’t even asking for too much this round. Mostly more sick time because their policy is awful.
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San Diego Sharp nurses going out this coming week. Don't cross picket lines!
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
San Diego Sharp nurses going out this coming week. Don't cross picket lines!
Australia should have taken the points there and only be down five
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Australia should have taken the points there and only be down five
South Africa is just grinding down Ireland.
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
South Africa is just grinding down Ireland.
Saw my daughter who’s been working 50 hour weeks up at 6 this am and asked why. “Wanna hit the beach with me?” “Can’t, Going to volunteer at the horse rescue.” Kid never stops
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Saw my daughter who’s been working 50 hour weeks up at 6 this am and asked why. “Wanna hit the beach with me?” “Can’t, Going to volunteer at the horse rescue.” Kid never stops
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If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
Southern Californians be careful tomorrow we always know what happens the day after storms. Ninjas.
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Southern Californians be careful tomorrow we always know what happens the day after storms. Ninjas.
Now’s my favorite time of year as the kids that we opened our home to over the years all come home and then swing by. That’s great, but the best is I get to hear 10-15 different people call my wife Momica, letting her know they love her like a mom but in a comfortable way. It’s so sweet
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Now’s my favorite time of year as the kids that we opened our home to over the years all come home and then swing by. That’s great, but the best is I get to hear 10-15 different people call my wife Momica, letting her know they love her like a mom but in a comfortable way. It’s so sweet
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Makes sense. She usually has plans on January 6th.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Makes sense. She usually has plans on January 6th.
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if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
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I need a cartoon avi. With a cartoon avi, anything you post is automatically absurd. You can post things like "I have a potato in my pocket, it's my good luck potato" and it will get 300 reskeets easy.
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I need a cartoon avi. With a cartoon avi, anything you post is automatically absurd. You can post things like "I have a potato in my pocket, it's my good luck potato" and it will get 300 reskeets easy.
“Socialism is bad, m’kay? Vote:
For the first time ever I have a congresswoman that I align with on every vote I’ve seen her take.(such as the votes are. Mostly stupid)
For the first time ever I have a congresswoman that I align with on every vote I’ve seen her take.(such as the votes are. Mostly stupid)
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“Socialism is bad, m’kay? Vote:
For the first time ever I have a congresswoman that I align with on every vote I’ve seen her take.(such as the votes are. Mostly stupid)
For the first time ever I have a congresswoman that I align with on every vote I’ve seen her take.(such as the votes are. Mostly stupid)
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They should give you propofol in long-haul Economy (or Premium Economy). I mean, if you want it. They shouldn't hold you down and force you to get it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
They should give you propofol in long-haul Economy (or Premium Economy). I mean, if you want it. They shouldn't hold you down and force you to get it.
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I have just had a railroad tamping iron blown clean through my skull and it seems like a great time to reply to posts on bluesky
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I have just had a railroad tamping iron blown clean through my skull and it seems like a great time to reply to posts on bluesky
(Sadly me on occasion)
**Person tells me a whole story, maybe funny, maybe touching.
Me: “Jet engines are so simple.”
**Person tells me a whole story, maybe funny, maybe touching.
Me: “Jet engines are so simple.”
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
(Sadly me on occasion)
**Person tells me a whole story, maybe funny, maybe touching.
Me: “Jet engines are so simple.”
**Person tells me a whole story, maybe funny, maybe touching.
Me: “Jet engines are so simple.”
Jordan Peele has a documentary called High Horse: The Black Cowboy on Peacock and you should watch it. My experience has only been a Bass Reeves bio and my best friend growing up’s Dad was a Black Cowboy but I only got to see him a handful of times. (He was so friggin cool)
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Jordan Peele has a documentary called High Horse: The Black Cowboy on Peacock and you should watch it. My experience has only been a Bass Reeves bio and my best friend growing up’s Dad was a Black Cowboy but I only got to see him a handful of times. (He was so friggin cool)
Lawyers, (bills) Guns, (bills) and (no) Money
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Lawyers, (bills) Guns, (bills) and (no) Money