Plate Stealer
@platestealer.bsky.social
Twin Cities by way of Austin by way of NH/Boston. Music, video games and local stuff. It's Quittin' Time
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Man I wish there were deals going on
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Man I wish there were deals going on
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
Late to the game. Are the abhorrent '24 GenAI visuals worth listening to Trey so actual improv on an acoustic? I'm just trying to not look at the screen
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Late to the game. Are the abhorrent '24 GenAI visuals worth listening to Trey so actual improv on an acoustic? I'm just trying to not look at the screen
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"MetroTurkey ridership up this month as more flock to lowered prices"
January 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"MetroTurkey ridership up this month as more flock to lowered prices"
Happy Running Into Friends From High School In A Bar In Your Hometown Day to all who celebrate
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Happy Running Into Friends From High School In A Bar In Your Hometown Day to all who celebrate
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Adlai Stevenson
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Adlai Stevenson
Pong
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Pong
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This is the same asshole that arrested me at Brotex. Out there racking up those FTCA complaints…
If I pointed a loaded assault rifle at someone in the street with the obvious intent of intimidating them, I would be arrested and charged with assault (or worse).
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This is the same asshole that arrested me at Brotex. Out there racking up those FTCA complaints…
It's like what Carole King sang. "Snow is cold rain; is wet"
It's like what Carole King sang. "Snow is cold rain; is wet"
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It's like what Carole King sang. "Snow is cold rain; is wet"
It's like what Carole King sang. "Snow is cold rain; is wet"
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If I pointed a loaded assault rifle at someone in the street with the obvious intent of intimidating them, I would be arrested and charged with assault (or worse).
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
If I pointed a loaded assault rifle at someone in the street with the obvious intent of intimidating them, I would be arrested and charged with assault (or worse).
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
For the purposes of this tweet, "cooking" includes moving the turkey from freezer to fridge. Just do it day of
Everyone cooking tonight instead of waking up at 3:30am and cooking non-stop for ten hours is a coward
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
For the purposes of this tweet, "cooking" includes moving the turkey from freezer to fridge. Just do it day of
Everyone cooking tonight instead of waking up at 3:30am and cooking non-stop for ten hours is a coward
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Everyone cooking tonight instead of waking up at 3:30am and cooking non-stop for ten hours is a coward
Unmute
In A-10 Cuba! (Parsoft Interactive, 1996, Win/Mac), it is possible to eject from your airplane while it is still inside the hangar, causing your pilot to explode on impact, into a confetti of screaming white particles.
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Unmute
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Train crossing the Mississippi in the fog
Minneapolis, MN
11/25/25
Minneapolis, MN
11/25/25
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Train crossing the Mississippi in the fog
Minneapolis, MN
11/25/25
Minneapolis, MN
11/25/25
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"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
Season 5 / Episode 22 (3:47)
Season 5 / Episode 22 (3:47)
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
Season 5 / Episode 22 (3:47)
Season 5 / Episode 22 (3:47)
Has not everyone caught on now that CNBC regularly runs ragebait like this? They're the ones always publishing those "How This College Grad Saved $150K" articles where it mentions he was gifted an apartment and rented it out. They do this shit like once a month
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Has not everyone caught on now that CNBC regularly runs ragebait like this? They're the ones always publishing those "How This College Grad Saved $150K" articles where it mentions he was gifted an apartment and rented it out. They do this shit like once a month
Furries
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Furries
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Swap ANH and Empire, swap Revenge and Last Jedi, and yeah there you go. I haven't seen Rogue One or Solo as a disclaimer
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Swap ANH and Empire, swap Revenge and Last Jedi, and yeah there you go. I haven't seen Rogue One or Solo as a disclaimer
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once again forced to conclude that the cultural dynamic of late 2025 is 'i have lead poisoning' or 'there is a gas leak'
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
once again forced to conclude that the cultural dynamic of late 2025 is 'i have lead poisoning' or 'there is a gas leak'
That was real good
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
That was real good
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tfw the band plays a cover of "Should've Been A Cowboy"
a green alien is standing and dancing on a white background .
Alt: a green alien dancing on a white background
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
tfw the band plays a cover of "Should've Been A Cowboy"