generous magician 🪄
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"general museum" & "it all": out now!
music, art & nostalgia. careful & care-filled.
usually real. Minneapolis. pro-protest.
generalmusician.bandcamp.com
music, art & nostalgia. careful & care-filled.
usually real. Minneapolis. pro-protest.
generalmusician.bandcamp.com
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general museum, by general musician
32 track album
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This is my birthday month! To celebrate, I lowered the price of "it all", my entire digital discography in perpetuity with 24+ hours of music (28 releases), to $44! It comes w/ "general museum" CDs + an "it all" USB-you'd never have to buy my music again! generalmusician.bandcamp.com/album/genera...
Tom Hanks' pine resin business: Forest Gum
Tom Hanks dental clinics: Molar Express
Tom Hanks branded colon cleansing kits aimed at 90s rappers called Nothing in Common
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Tom Hanks' pine resin business: Forest Gum
Bleak.
I'm sad. And angry.
WTH do they think they're doing, two days before Thanksgiving?
I'm sad. And angry.
WTH do they think they're doing, two days before Thanksgiving?
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Bleak.
I'm sad. And angry.
WTH do they think they're doing, two days before Thanksgiving?
I'm sad. And angry.
WTH do they think they're doing, two days before Thanksgiving?
Is that thunder I'm hearing? Or just the dryer from the laundry room?
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Is that thunder I'm hearing? Or just the dryer from the laundry room?
😑
When Kamala and Tim win, where should the people of Minnesota gather?
US Bank Stadium, Target Field and/or Center seems to be the logical choices. The Wild play the Kings that night, so the Xcel is likely out.
Will it be warm enough for fireworks? Will it be lively enough for a meat raffle?
US Bank Stadium, Target Field and/or Center seems to be the logical choices. The Wild play the Kings that night, so the Xcel is likely out.
Will it be warm enough for fireworks? Will it be lively enough for a meat raffle?
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
😑
therapeutic pudding
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
therapeutic pudding
The same company makes the CMF Headphone Pro which looks like the "marshmallow" version of these. They sound pretty good too!
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The same company makes the CMF Headphone Pro which looks like the "marshmallow" version of these. They sound pretty good too!
Furiously refreshing Bluesky for the first mentions of MSP snow instead of looking out the window
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Furiously refreshing Bluesky for the first mentions of MSP snow instead of looking out the window
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Me, waiting for the first measurable snowfall:
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Me, waiting for the first measurable snowfall:
I decided that I want to travel to Canada in 2026. Ideally, it'd be to Vancouver/BC, but would include Victoria, Nanaimo, and Salt Spring Island.
I think a weeklong trip makes sense. Canadian friends: any BC travel advice?
I think a weeklong trip makes sense. Canadian friends: any BC travel advice?
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I decided that I want to travel to Canada in 2026. Ideally, it'd be to Vancouver/BC, but would include Victoria, Nanaimo, and Salt Spring Island.
I think a weeklong trip makes sense. Canadian friends: any BC travel advice?
I think a weeklong trip makes sense. Canadian friends: any BC travel advice?
#MinnesotaMentioned as the first location on her tour...
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
#MinnesotaMentioned as the first location on her tour...
This sounds like a brilliant short film
9) the greatest single night of high school for me: hung out with a girl I’d been mooning over, kissed her for the first time; went outside, found out my friends had poured malts onto my car while I was inside. Went to their houses and smeared yogurt on their windows in retaliation
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This sounds like a brilliant short film
Happy ThanksDouging!
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Not that you asked, but here's a thread of intriguing (real!) food facts to amuse/bore your friends and family.
Great for gatherings when you need to change the subject!
Great for gatherings when you need to change the subject!
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Happy ThanksDouging!
Save this 🧵
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I'm going to do this when I hit 1,000 followers. ❤️
Ok, for a limited window, I’ll do the 1 like -> 1 piece of lore game, trying to stick to off-the-beaten-path lore
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I'm going to do this when I hit 1,000 followers. ❤️
Let's hear about a Top 10 album of yours that you hated the first time you listened to it...
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Let's hear about a Top 10 album of yours that you hated the first time you listened to it...
Badass of the day IMO.
I didn’t engage them beyond the photo.. they said “Do you want to have an actual conversation” and I said “No” and started laughing my ass off and they said “Ok wow.” I suggest bullying them instead of treating them like serious people. But that’s just me
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Badass of the day IMO.
AI is not going to be my cope pilot for the future
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
AI is not going to be my cope pilot for the future
Trust Frankie. youtube.com/shorts/w7yjk...
Massive Snowstorm to Hit Minnesota On Tuesday November 25, 2025
YouTube video by Frankie MacDonald
youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Trust Frankie. youtube.com/shorts/w7yjk...
My choice for a 90's movie that deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My choice for a 90's movie that deserves more love
Back and to the left, Charlie Brown?
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Back and to the left, Charlie Brown?
It's a shame Annie Hall is (spoiler) #3. There was a time in my life where those films were extremely relevant and meaningful, but that time for me has passed. So I'm moving "Playtime" up the list.
looking over the Variety list—happy to see Sideways, A Fish Called Wanda, and Withnail & I but didn’t see Raising Arizona—was it there and I missed it
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It's a shame Annie Hall is (spoiler) #3. There was a time in my life where those films were extremely relevant and meaningful, but that time for me has passed. So I'm moving "Playtime" up the list.
They think they're an 11
but because they only believe in prime numbers
they're actually a 5 or 7
but because they only believe in prime numbers
they're actually a 5 or 7
He's a 10 but he breathes
He’s a 10, but no he isn’t
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
They think they're an 11
but because they only believe in prime numbers
they're actually a 5 or 7
but because they only believe in prime numbers
they're actually a 5 or 7
Wikipedia: A Ken Burns Film
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Wikipedia: A Ken Burns Film
TIL the Statue of Liberty is not in Chicago. The
"Perfect Strangers" opening credits lied to me all this time.
"Perfect Strangers" opening credits lied to me all this time.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
TIL the Statue of Liberty is not in Chicago. The
"Perfect Strangers" opening credits lied to me all this time.
"Perfect Strangers" opening credits lied to me all this time.
"This Ken Burns doc could've been a Wikipedia article"
my cancellable take
ken burns is mid at best
ken burns is mid at best
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"This Ken Burns doc could've been a Wikipedia article"