Maggie Westrum
@maggiewestrum.bsky.social
gentle amusement cloaked in mystery.
think of me as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.
think of me as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.
getting my uke on
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
getting my uke on
it’s a maggie fever dream!
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
it’s a maggie fever dream!
was Dr Zaius a phd or md?
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
was Dr Zaius a phd or md?
😊
"Wichita Lineman" by Glen Campbell
Album: "Wichita Lineman"
Time: 09:33 am
Album: "Wichita Lineman"
Time: 09:33 am
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
😊
every dude in the coffee shop looks like ira glass
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
every dude in the coffee shop looks like ira glass
looking over the Variety list—happy to see Sideways, A Fish Called Wanda, and Withnail & I but didn’t see Raising Arizona—was it there and I missed it
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
looking over the Variety list—happy to see Sideways, A Fish Called Wanda, and Withnail & I but didn’t see Raising Arizona—was it there and I missed it
think i’ve found my new dentist
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
think i’ve found my new dentist
are the Minnesota Vikings the Democratic Party of the NFL?
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
are the Minnesota Vikings the Democratic Party of the NFL?
i take it the vikings and mister mccartney underperformed today?
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i take it the vikings and mister mccartney underperformed today?
was it the friends we made along the way?
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
was it the friends we made along the way?
Post a movie where you are from
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Post a movie where you are from
Wordle 1/6
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November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Wordle 1/6
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'Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a girl so fair
But Gollum and the evil one
Crept up and slipped away with her, yeah
I met a girl so fair
But Gollum and the evil one
Crept up and slipped away with her, yeah
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
'Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a girl so fair
But Gollum and the evil one
Crept up and slipped away with her, yeah
I met a girl so fair
But Gollum and the evil one
Crept up and slipped away with her, yeah
Won't you tell your dad get off my back?
Tell him what we said 'bout "Paint It Black"
Rock and roll is here to stay, come inside, well, it's okay
And I'll shake you, ooh-hoo
Tell him what we said 'bout "Paint It Black"
Rock and roll is here to stay, come inside, well, it's okay
And I'll shake you, ooh-hoo
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Won't you tell your dad get off my back?
Tell him what we said 'bout "Paint It Black"
Rock and roll is here to stay, come inside, well, it's okay
And I'll shake you, ooh-hoo
Tell him what we said 'bout "Paint It Black"
Rock and roll is here to stay, come inside, well, it's okay
And I'll shake you, ooh-hoo
Girl, you gotta love your man
Girl, you gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah
Girl, you gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Girl, you gotta love your man
Girl, you gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah
Girl, you gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah
After The Hunt is . . . a movie that people made
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
After The Hunt is . . . a movie that people made
[Verse]
One time you walked through the night
One time I lost my mind
One time you found your life
One time I had no right
One time I walked through the night
One time you lost your mind
One time I found my life
One time you had no right
[Chorus]
When I see the northern lights
I lose my mind
One time you walked through the night
One time I lost my mind
One time you found your life
One time I had no right
One time I walked through the night
One time you lost your mind
One time I found my life
One time you had no right
[Chorus]
When I see the northern lights
I lose my mind
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
[Verse]
One time you walked through the night
One time I lost my mind
One time you found your life
One time I had no right
One time I walked through the night
One time you lost your mind
One time I found my life
One time you had no right
[Chorus]
When I see the northern lights
I lose my mind
One time you walked through the night
One time I lost my mind
One time you found your life
One time I had no right
One time I walked through the night
One time you lost your mind
One time I found my life
One time you had no right
[Chorus]
When I see the northern lights
I lose my mind
Call me on Thursday, if you will
Or call me on Wednesday, better still
Ain't lost yet, so I gotta be a winner
Fingernails and a cigarette's a lousy dinner
Or call me on Wednesday, better still
Ain't lost yet, so I gotta be a winner
Fingernails and a cigarette's a lousy dinner
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Call me on Thursday, if you will
Or call me on Wednesday, better still
Ain't lost yet, so I gotta be a winner
Fingernails and a cigarette's a lousy dinner
Or call me on Wednesday, better still
Ain't lost yet, so I gotta be a winner
Fingernails and a cigarette's a lousy dinner
haunted coffee shops
Where do you seek thrills?
1. haunted theaters
2. mossy old forests
3. in bed with a book
4. modern chemistry
1. haunted theaters
2. mossy old forests
3. in bed with a book
4. modern chemistry
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
haunted coffee shops