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maggiewestrum.bsky.social
Maggie Westrum
@maggiewestrum.bsky.social
1.2K followers 500 following 7.4K posts
gentle amusement cloaked in mystery. i like to think of myself as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 8h
did I once do bad stand-up?
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 9h
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 13h
there’s no way his real name is dick van dyke
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 17h
Elvis Presley was originally cast as Sheriff Taylor on the Andy Griffith Show but after a bit of reflection the producers realized that they needed to go with someone named Andy Griffith
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
Turns out Travis’s favorite artist is Mark Rothko
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a computer and says what is wrong with you ?
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a computer and says what is wrong with you ?
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
fellas, don’t wear long sleeves with shorts!
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
today at the coffee shop: giggly man watching sportsball highlights on his phone
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
yes
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
did not anticipate a Big Star themed Connections this morning
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 2d
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 2d
from tonight’s big to do
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 2d
sisters named Twyla and Zona
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 2d
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 2d
Maggie prepares for a big social event tonight at work!
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 2d
co-workers: great! we’re all on the same page!

maggie:
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 2d
a man is laughing and holding a medal with the words `` laughs in thetans '' written next to him .
ALT: a man is laughing and holding a medal with the words `` laughs in thetans '' written next to him .
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 2d
i mean, i feel like this should be off the table but what do i know? 🤷‍♀️
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 2d
László Krasznahorkai
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 3d
are you sure that’s not real?
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