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maggiewestrum.bsky.social
Maggie Westrum
@maggiewestrum.bsky.social
1.2K followers 510 following 7.4K posts
gentle amusement cloaked in mystery. i like to think of myself as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1h
are you sure that’s not real?
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1h
at a certain point it just becomes kind of passive aggressive 🤝
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 1h
10/08/25

Did the contestants shake hands at the end of Jeopardy today?

No, they did not.
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1h
imagine one moment expanded to the size of the entire universe 🎶
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 9h
🤷‍♀️
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
now you know why i never sang along when i posted my fumbling attempts at the guitar during the pandemic!
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
mood tonight
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couldn’t get published due to scarcity of movable type
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Lee Coursey @lee-coursey.bsky.social · 1d
Alternate video interpretation:
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
omg omigosh you have no idea how close to reality you are 😂
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
needed to satisfy his hungry heart
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
amazing! 38 years old!!
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
at 1,300 followers i dunk a football
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
licensed to nip it in the bud
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
Galileo teaching at Harvard
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
republican commentator on @cnn.com right now: i don’t know why but for some reason many Americans believe illegal immigrants are receiving medical care under the ACA 🤷‍♀️
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
that’d be cool — especially if said teen is played by ai don knotts
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
that’s very true
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
i don’t get all the fuss about casting the next james bond. the guy has no personality. you could literally cast ai don knotts and it wouldn’t make a difference
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
I don't know the details, I just saw a headline - but there are some legal analysts saying that we can turn lead into gold
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
Johnson: "It's true that in previous shutdowns, many or most furloughed employees have been paid for the time they were furloughed, but there is new legal analysis - I don't know the details, I just saw a headline - but there are some legal analysts saying that might not be appropriate or necessary"
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
i’m maggie 🤷‍♀️
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 1d
@cnn.com if you needed a photo of an insurrection, you could have used this
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 2d
i resent that Indiana is included in the Midwest — it’s secretly the Upper South!
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