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t. kendal mintcake
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todd rundgren enthusiast
if we know each other here because we share our love of grateful dead music please know i can feel you out there
January 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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a few years ago there was a Cars and Guitars exhibit at the Petersen Automotive Museum, Bob Weir's car was a black '65 Corvette with slotted mags. it was filthy, covered in barn dust and cat footprints, he said it could only be displayed if it wasn't washed

coolest car in the entire museum RIP
January 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
goddammit bobby
January 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
tin machine fuckin rocked, sorry
January 10, 2026 at 11:15 PM
who is she
January 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
don’t get my hoes up
January 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
escaping from the meat cone was the best part of the Tron video game
I just walked past a couple gazing longingly through the window of a restaurant in awe of the gyros meat cone. They had just left the restaurant
January 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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I am so glad I don’t get my hopes up about any of these traitorous dipshits anymore

Walz is and has been a coward this whole time
State and local law enforcement know the communities they serve. They’ve built the trust and know how to keep us safe.

As Minnesotans express their first amendment rights, I encourage you to remain peaceful and know that local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety.
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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BARRY GIBB: We can try to understand the New York Times’ effect on man

A MEDIA STUDIES PROFESSOR: I…I was doing that already
January 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
infinite jest bf, pale king gf
I am the Infinite Jest Boyfriend
January 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
letterman voice bovino, bongino
January 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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Greg Bovino spotted sucking on a human turd like a popsicle
January 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
i thought these books weren’t my shit but apparently they’re mainly about forcing people to eat a bunch of tomatoes so i declare lord of the rings to be Italian
January 9, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Entertainment pluribus unum
January 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
RIP vice president jd vance, stabbed to death by the rizzed up chicago pope
January 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
i am going to block a lot of stupid people tonight instead of posting the david cross “shut up bitch” image at them but please know i was also thinking about posting it the whole time
January 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
cool that the dems just love to give these guys more money
January 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
have you tried singing the chorus of la isla bonita over “plasma” recently
January 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
still waiting for GTA6 (Good Times And $600 from joe biden)
January 8, 2026 at 7:56 PM
listening to flin flon “et cetera”
January 8, 2026 at 7:42 PM
i’m still writing 2025 on my lover’s body
January 8, 2026 at 7:17 PM
it should be illegal for a pen to explode on you in 2025. we’re digital
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
i just heard someone use the phrase spitting bullets - “when i found out [thing] i was spitting bullets.” what does that mean. did he start angrily rapping
January 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
there was a commercial where mcgruff the crime dog was like “give a kid a book and you’ll give a kid a break” well guess what, i’m reading a book about how to fuck up crime dogs bitch. your whole shit backfired
January 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
i like pleasure spiked with pain / and music is my aeroplane / films are my horse-drawn carriage / books are still just books / i cannot use them as a system of physical transport / yet
January 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM