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OrbGazer
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· Jul 20
surprisingly large boobs
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I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
do NOT buy the Harbor Freight kettenmorgenstern
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
do NOT buy the Harbor Freight kettenmorgenstern
recession indicator: another dogshit commute on a holiday week
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
recession indicator: another dogshit commute on a holiday week
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People get fuckin weird about the Thanksgiving meal. Turning a harvest celebration into a strict dogmatic roster of dishes, none of which are allowed to waver too far off course
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
People get fuckin weird about the Thanksgiving meal. Turning a harvest celebration into a strict dogmatic roster of dishes, none of which are allowed to waver too far off course
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As always, the left was correct too early
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
As always, the left was correct too early
I’m going to get into Lean in 2026
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I’m going to get into Lean in 2026
You’re absolutely right, Chester Thompson. Thank you for saying this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
You’re absolutely right, Chester Thompson. Thank you for saying this.
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The Mask shows up. He's impressed and does an over the top bow with a ridiculous hat. You feel something behind you pat your shoulder and turn to look, it's his disconnected white glove, you turn back and he's wearing it now, continuing the pat and bringing you in close.
"You've really got it, kid"
"You've really got it, kid"
I’m done looking respectfully. I’m ogling. I’m awoogaing. I’m jumping up and down and fanning myself in an exaggerated manner.
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The Mask shows up. He's impressed and does an over the top bow with a ridiculous hat. You feel something behind you pat your shoulder and turn to look, it's his disconnected white glove, you turn back and he's wearing it now, continuing the pat and bringing you in close.
"You've really got it, kid"
"You've really got it, kid"
I need the @democrats.org to get it through their heads that they are never, ever turning texas blue
They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I need the @democrats.org to get it through their heads that they are never, ever turning texas blue
I’m done looking respectfully. I’m ogling. I’m awoogaing. I’m jumping up and down and fanning myself in an exaggerated manner.
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I’m done looking respectfully. I’m ogling. I’m awoogaing. I’m jumping up and down and fanning myself in an exaggerated manner.
I’m going to go ahead and say that AGI is not on the horizon
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’m going to go ahead and say that AGI is not on the horizon
wtf does Kevin Shields do every day I wonder
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
wtf does Kevin Shields do every day I wonder
Oh yeah Frankenstein made me realize Arnold would have made a great creature had say Walter Hill or some such decided to make a high-80s style Frankenflick in 1986
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Oh yeah Frankenstein made me realize Arnold would have made a great creature had say Walter Hill or some such decided to make a high-80s style Frankenflick in 1986
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Speed movie where if Keanu doesn’t spend money fast enough the economy will explode
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Speed movie where if Keanu doesn’t spend money fast enough the economy will explode
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me, apparently an adult disney guy: "this entry in star wars might have some enjoyable fan service fails on the most basic levels of story, character, and the actual construction of the film."
you, a cineaste: lasers go pew pew
you, a cineaste: lasers go pew pew
Adult Disney ass Star Wars take.
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
me, apparently an adult disney guy: "this entry in star wars might have some enjoyable fan service fails on the most basic levels of story, character, and the actual construction of the film."
you, a cineaste: lasers go pew pew
you, a cineaste: lasers go pew pew
who could have predicted this
Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.
The Economic Impact of Brexit
Other
siepr.stanford.edu
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
who could have predicted this
This is the first article I’ve read that makes me want to get into ChatGPT honestly. I could only benefit from this level of self delusion
I'm literally just living a normal life while also experiencing a theophany via communication with the satellite called VALIS.
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is the first article I’ve read that makes me want to get into ChatGPT honestly. I could only benefit from this level of self delusion
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soft launching the fact that i feel weird
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
soft launching the fact that i feel weird
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to be clear, I am pro big titty and little titty and everything in between :)
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
to be clear, I am pro big titty and little titty and everything in between :)
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How To Read A Book:
1: Buy a Good Book
2: Keep It Handy
3: When You Want To Look At Your Phone For No Reason, Read The Book Instead
#TheMoreYouKnow
1: Buy a Good Book
2: Keep It Handy
3: When You Want To Look At Your Phone For No Reason, Read The Book Instead
#TheMoreYouKnow
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
How To Read A Book:
1: Buy a Good Book
2: Keep It Handy
3: When You Want To Look At Your Phone For No Reason, Read The Book Instead
#TheMoreYouKnow
1: Buy a Good Book
2: Keep It Handy
3: When You Want To Look At Your Phone For No Reason, Read The Book Instead
#TheMoreYouKnow
Owens’ assassination would be met by an even slighter shrug and “who?” from the population at large than Chuck Kirk. Only these morons’ sense of self importance gives them the kind of hubris to think there‘s an international conspiracy to silence them
the past few days candace owens has been claiming that the french have put out a hit on her & there’s possible conspiring with israel as a result of her spending the last nearly two years transvestigating brigitte macron
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Owens’ assassination would be met by an even slighter shrug and “who?” from the population at large than Chuck Kirk. Only these morons’ sense of self importance gives them the kind of hubris to think there‘s an international conspiracy to silence them
jazz afficionado hot take: very few Blue Note/ Prestige/ Riverside CD alternate takes have much interesting to offer
If they think I’m paying for outtakes they got another thing coming
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
jazz afficionado hot take: very few Blue Note/ Prestige/ Riverside CD alternate takes have much interesting to offer
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we’ve had nothing but filler tracks in the house for months, it’s so dire
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
we’ve had nothing but filler tracks in the house for months, it’s so dire
B-sides *and* rarities? In *this* economy?
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
B-sides *and* rarities? In *this* economy?