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OrbGazer
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · Jul 20
surprisingly large boobs
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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 53m
oh and more good news. i understand current estimates to be that consumers are bearing around 40% of the tariff costs on average right now. should rise to around 60% in a few months! congrats to all of us
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Operation: Mikecrime @operationmikecrime.bsky.social · 1h
Pop reggae album called “Iguana Mon”
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 1h
lizard rapper named Iguana Don
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glow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 3h
There's babies being born right now that are fluent in emoji
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 4h
The mayor and governor of Illinois are not going to be arrested, but arrests of the regular people who live there will continue unabated until state and local leaders truly put themselves on the line
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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · Apr 13
MARK KNOPFLER: Here comes Guitar George
ME: Why do they call him that
MARK KNOPFLER: He knows all the chords
ME: Ah
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Mang @palmatum.bsky.social · 8h
Oh yeah, saw this in a store next to the Caustic Anus Ruiner 9000 and the Jesus Christ, Trish, Cut Me A Break, I Was Just Trying To Toughen The Kids Up A Little While They Were Over For The Weekend (habanero, not ghost pepper)
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 17h
Why does this sound like a hot sauce brand
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 17h
Lickin' Nymphomaniac vol.2 Riko Tachibana
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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · Dec 1
I wrote a haiku
About cameltoe today.
Not a good one, though.
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 19h
Took a shit that stood straight up out of the water
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 19h
this is good and correct
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Thaddeodrome 📼🥵🤯😵 @thaddeus.zone · Apr 9
facial kyle maclachlanization
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · Sep 6
don’t even @ me, i’m posting dark shalhoub
tony shalhoub in all black with a stache
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
“dark shalhoub” leonard cohen muttered as the snowglobe fell from his hand,
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 20h
the veil has been lifted & the truth must be accepted
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 20h
“The girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa”
Caroline Munro in STARCRASH in a barely-there black bikini and black thigh-high boots holding a silver laser gun
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 21h
I have been craving liner notes lately
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scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 1d
Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.... 15m A surprising number of people say a great outcome from social media was meeting their spouse through Twitter. Until today, I was clueless about Twitter being used as a dating platform. Sophie Michell @sophiemhi... 20m I asked my husband out on twitter, as was the custom in 2010 scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.... 20s thats cus u get no hoes cus ur broke and chopped
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Chuck Wolfmangione @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 1d
I;m thinking about thos beans guy, but instead of beans it says tits.
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 1d
how true that is
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 1d
3 weeks later and I still can’t get over what a brilliant post this is
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Glenn Tranzig @wheredidjasongo.bsky.social · 20d
Buckingham Nicks? I’m too busy Suckingtham Tits
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 1d
He’s holding up well!
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Taste Accountant @tasteaccountant.bsky.social · 1d
Indeed
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