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"The king's advisors are to blame" is a loyalist tactic for opposing the policy of the king to appease popular anger without provoking that king enough to lose their head.

It was surprisingly effective historically, but not always, and more people are hip to the scheme now
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt (R) on CNN: “I think the death of Americans, what we're seeing on TV, it's causing deep concerns over federal tactics and accountability. Americans don't like what they're seeing right now. … [Trump’s] getting bad advice right now.”
January 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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depths of wikipedia usually posts totally random shit, but not tonight
January 25, 2026 at 6:44 AM
lmao if only Donald J Trump had better advice!🙏🙏🙏
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt (R) on CNN: “I think the death of Americans, what we're seeing on TV, it's causing deep concerns over federal tactics and accountability. Americans don't like what they're seeing right now. … [Trump’s] getting bad advice right now.”
January 25, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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this movie is a fantasy about a world where you have nine friends
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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hobbits are some country ass mutherfuckers man. getting all hopped up on reefer setting off fireworks and shit. the central theory of this story is that the greatest and cruelest army in all history can be defeated by a passel of pothead hillbillies
January 25, 2026 at 2:45 PM
it is perfectly logical that in 2 decades from its creation that the DHS is on the streets of America to beat the shit out of Americans and committing open murder. It is in fact the natural endpoint of its repressive mission.
January 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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I am hearing that on his deathbed the funk soul brother received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
January 25, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Steely it’s a lay up
January 25, 2026 at 4:29 AM
the funk soul brother has been found dead in Miami
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes ancient aliens
January 25, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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ICE is shooting people, tear gassing & beating them. People are putting chairs between the murderers & innocent people. Minnesota state police are clearing the barricades.

At the end of the day the blue governors are not heroes. They will side with the oppressors even as they criticize them
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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no more horrors for me thanks I’m full
January 24, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash?

cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes”

cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral

cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral

cop: (sighs) not this shit again
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I need a pic of Jerry getting air on a sick BMX bike with a caption that says GOIN’ DOWN THE ROAD FEELIN’ RAD
January 24, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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That name sounded familiar but I couldn't quite remember who she was so I pulled up DuckDuckGo and this is what came up in the search bar
January 24, 2026 at 1:18 AM
“He was smoking crack, and as usual, he was armed to the teeth.”
January 24, 2026 at 1:09 AM
My Presidential Administration will be the first to include a Master of the Flying Guillotine
January 24, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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It is monstrous and absolutely devastating but not surprising that we keep hearing about children harmed by ICE—the core vision of the pedophilic regime is a belief that children are merely objects to be disposed of at will and not real people.

Those with this posture are also hellbound.
January 23, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Has anyone written a book on Steve Paddock yet?
January 23, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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The only war is class war. Scare the fascists. Become a socialist.
January 23, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I just died. Take it easy everybody!
PJ Harvey on stage in Melbourne, Australia, January 27, 2003. Photo by Martin Philbey.
January 23, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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TODAY
I WISH A MOTHERFUCKER WOULD TRY
TO TELL ME IM A BIG SWEETIE
ONE TIME
I wish a motherfucker would*

*tell me I’m a big sweetie
January 23, 2026 at 8:20 PM
JSOC is a vast machine designed to produce demons. This is some of the most evil shit I’ve ever heard of
just getting into this and already losing my mind.
my skin is c-r-a-w-l-i-n-g
January 23, 2026 at 7:53 PM