Hammermime 𓄿
@hammermime.bsky.social
Orthodox hedonist. Bite risk.
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"device hoarding" u mean having? if i was hoarding phones surely id be buying new ones
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"device hoarding" u mean having? if i was hoarding phones surely id be buying new ones
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🚨 Alert for #Cascadia Bluesky friends in Vancouver. Now is not the time for austerity.
It's our last chance to stop Ken Sim's plan to slash city services to give a hand-out to the super-rich.
Send a letter to City Council to join your neighbours in fighting back:
votecope.ca/stopsim
Send a letter to City Council to join your neighbours in fighting back:
votecope.ca/stopsim
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
🚨 Alert for #Cascadia Bluesky friends in Vancouver. Now is not the time for austerity.
Chat, were you aware we could do this?
There was energy for zataar grilled cheese. There always is. I was a fool to have doubted.
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Chat, were you aware we could do this?
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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I can’t wait for all the posts about AI recipes fucking up thanksgiving this year
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I can’t wait for all the posts about AI recipes fucking up thanksgiving this year
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A sequel to Nice Guys
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
A sequel to Nice Guys
Perfect use of AI is making this thing and showing it at the WH and not telling a soul about it. Trump is satisfied with his slop and Jackie Chan’s spinal column is safe.
Jackie Chan is 71. Chris Tucker hasn’t starred in a hit movie in 20 years. And Paramount is now run by Trump cronies. This shit is gonna be terrible. variety.com/2025/film/bo...
‘Rush Hour 4’ in the Works at Paramount at Trump’s Request
"Rush Hour 4" in the works at Paramount after prodding from president Trump.
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Perfect use of AI is making this thing and showing it at the WH and not telling a soul about it. Trump is satisfied with his slop and Jackie Chan’s spinal column is safe.
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comrades, have you eaten your prescribed number of gyoza today?
Some days I post images just to mess with you. Today is one of those days.
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
comrades, have you eaten your prescribed number of gyoza today?
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
Saying No with your money is all we have, and I hope they keep writing about how mad they are because it only makes me stronger.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Saying No with your money is all we have, and I hope they keep writing about how mad they are because it only makes me stronger.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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smashmouth was really cooking with "the years start coming and they don't stop coming"
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
smashmouth was really cooking with "the years start coming and they don't stop coming"
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Planes fell out of the sky and trains crashed, dumping toxic payloads and a bridge shattered under this guy
New Hampshire - Democratic Presidential Polling:
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Planes fell out of the sky and trains crashed, dumping toxic payloads and a bridge shattered under this guy
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Dude who just got the SV Bank bailout two years ago is back banging the cup. It’s a tell.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Dude who just got the SV Bank bailout two years ago is back banging the cup. It’s a tell.
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[sitting in a trans death camp] aw thanks kamala
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
[sitting in a trans death camp] aw thanks kamala
They talk about it, but it will probably be spheres of influence controlled by corporations
Has there been some secret agreement between Trump, Xi, and Putin about dividing the globe amongst themselves? Taiwan next, then Eastern Europe?
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
They talk about it, but it will probably be spheres of influence controlled by corporations
Turkey is great but it isn’t as good as a prime rib roast, so I make a prime rib roast. There’s a smoked turkey breast for the true believers, but that mostly gets eaten by me in the days after the prime rib leftovers are gone.
no offense but if you hate on turkey at thanksgiving i just assume you come from a family that sucks at cooking
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Turkey is great but it isn’t as good as a prime rib roast, so I make a prime rib roast. There’s a smoked turkey breast for the true believers, but that mostly gets eaten by me in the days after the prime rib leftovers are gone.
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"im not enron! im not enron!!", i continue to insist as i rapidly tank and transform into a penny stock
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"im not enron! im not enron!!", i continue to insist as i rapidly tank and transform into a penny stock
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Correct. And Andor does not improve what’s the matter with Rogue One, Andor doesn’t even need it to exist
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Correct. And Andor does not improve what’s the matter with Rogue One, Andor doesn’t even need it to exist
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this is the “why” Amy McGrath is going to win, direct from a fundraising email. The answers include “because Mitch is leaving” and “because Andy won the governor’s race” but notably not anything at all about policy or what she believes in
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
this is the “why” Amy McGrath is going to win, direct from a fundraising email. The answers include “because Mitch is leaving” and “because Andy won the governor’s race” but notably not anything at all about policy or what she believes in
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it's some kind of journalistic malpractice to tell people an areon going for 30% off of $1600 is a meaningful "discount". you're supposed to get one from a shady facebook marketplace guy for $150 at most
Early Black Friday discounts—and a flash sale—help bring down the price of the iconic Herman Miller Aeron. www.wired.com/story/black-...
Herman Miller's Iconic Aeron and Embody Office Chairs Are on Sale Right Now
Early Black Friday discounts—and a flash sale—help bring down the price of the iconic Herman Miller Aeron.
www.wired.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
it's some kind of journalistic malpractice to tell people an areon going for 30% off of $1600 is a meaningful "discount". you're supposed to get one from a shady facebook marketplace guy for $150 at most
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sat down at my desk rarin to write, stupid apple mouse decided this is the exact moment it needs to be charged
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
sat down at my desk rarin to write, stupid apple mouse decided this is the exact moment it needs to be charged
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Part of why "Never again" worked so well as a generic rallying cry is that for a certain kind of person they can read it as discussing who gets killed as opposed to the act of mass murder.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Part of why "Never again" worked so well as a generic rallying cry is that for a certain kind of person they can read it as discussing who gets killed as opposed to the act of mass murder.
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What we’re seeing is a repeated and increasingly explicit offer of white reconciliation over a shared commitment to preserving white supremacy.
James Carville a few months ago: "Roll over and play dead."
James Carville now: "The Democratic Party must now run on the most populist economic platform since the Great Depression."
Genius! If only someone had thought of this before!
James Carville now: "The Democratic Party must now run on the most populist economic platform since the Great Depression."
Genius! If only someone had thought of this before!
Opinion | James Carville: Out With Woke. In With Rage.
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
What we’re seeing is a repeated and increasingly explicit offer of white reconciliation over a shared commitment to preserving white supremacy.