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🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 24d

Following Jonathan Chait after being accused of transphobia is certainly a choice.

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🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 5h

watch this and thank me later (if you survive) 🫏

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🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 5h

you can be sure I will always make the same joke but worse and a few minutes later

🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 5h

Ubisoft, but Ibehard

🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 5h

more like yay savage amirite

🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 5h

BOOM

🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 5h

dunno that sounds much better to me

🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 5h

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Milk Dads

mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 6h

Change one letter, ruin a candy

skattles

Fes, the Tiefling Warlock @fes4ever.bsky.social · 6h

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Twit

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 6h

Are you Pro-Zohran or Auntie-Zohran?

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 7h

gonna start reframing abortion with deportation lingo so it can get bipartisan support & possibly even funding

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🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 6h

brb, gonna go empty the asylum into her sovereign territory

🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 6h

I think Gavin Newsom and Doug Ford should fistfight to see who wins the World Series.

🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 6h

I think he was in The Pixies

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🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 7h

thankfully my patriotic parents are watching the world series this year so I didn't miss those dingers, good visit so far lmao

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 7h

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🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 11h

ripping over to the island for a couple

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12h

1989 was not the worst year in pop music and not by a long shot. De La Soul’s 3 Feet High and Rising says hello and so does Doolittle by the Pixies

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Los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 17h

this teams meeting could use a jump to recipe button

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 17h

just dropped a huge legacy in there

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🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 17h

Yo, this is a super fucked up thing to say or think

senninsage.bsky.social @senninsage.bsky.social · 1d

For that reason alone I will never cast a vote in New York for Mamdani. I'm voting Cuomo. I don't like him, but I do believe he would be the perfect counter to the asshole Donald Trump. Sometimes you need some white privilege to work to our advantage.