The Janky Old Elf 🎅🏻
@daddyjanky.bsky.social
https://jorts.horse/@daddyjanky 🐘
Skwxwú7mesh-ulh Temíx̱w📍
derechos trans ahora 🏳️⚧️
free, free palestine 🇵🇸
he/him, 46
Skwxwú7mesh-ulh Temíx̱w📍
derechos trans ahora 🏳️⚧️
free, free palestine 🇵🇸
he/him, 46
Pinned
small accounts are more unhinged because we have less to lose
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ah well nevertheless
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ah well nevertheless
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In a movie full of great scenes and performances, the little moment from Wolf of Wall Street I'm always thinking about is Rob Reiner saying "I don't mind it."
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
In a movie full of great scenes and performances, the little moment from Wolf of Wall Street I'm always thinking about is Rob Reiner saying "I don't mind it."
This Is Spinal Tap
The Princess Bride
A Few Good Men
Misery
The Princess Bride
A Few Good Men
Misery
December 15, 2025 at 7:24 AM
This Is Spinal Tap
The Princess Bride
A Few Good Men
Misery
The Princess Bride
A Few Good Men
Misery
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Pho The Police
pho america
December 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Pho The Police
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You can frot during the cowboys game Jesus said it’s ok it’s in the Bible
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You can frot during the cowboys game Jesus said it’s ok it’s in the Bible
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when you die, it's over. forever.
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
when you die, it's over. forever.
You can bet I'm Poly gonna go to the Market
December 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You can bet I'm Poly gonna go to the Market
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In Canada we have this “Victims of Communism” monument that was put up at great expense in Ottawa and they finally decided not to engrave any of the intended names on it because, as it turned out, a lot of these names had connections to Nazi movements!
December 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
In Canada we have this “Victims of Communism” monument that was put up at great expense in Ottawa and they finally decided not to engrave any of the intended names on it because, as it turned out, a lot of these names had connections to Nazi movements!
i didn't know @hontdog.bsky.social moved to Van
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
i didn't know @hontdog.bsky.social moved to Van
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I need to swing by the liquor store and pick up a box of the blood of Christ.
December 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I need to swing by the liquor store and pick up a box of the blood of Christ.
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I am once again asking you to 'Smang It' with me.
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I am once again asking you to 'Smang It' with me.
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Remember, kids: fascism is temporary Wu-Tang is forever
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Remember, kids: fascism is temporary Wu-Tang is forever
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Ah Choo-a sneeze on that thang
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Ah Choo-a sneeze on that thang
Babushka scarf on that thang
Ah Choo-a sneeze on that thang
December 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Babushka scarf on that thang
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love the energy, but i'm perfectly happy to never again experience -40°
When the mercury plummets to -40° (where Celsius and Fahrenheit finally agree), most sensible creatures burrow inward. But not in the Yukon. Here, in this land where exhaled breath crystallizes mid-air and exposed skin stings within seconds, I found myself moved to dance Bhangra.
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
love the energy, but i'm perfectly happy to never again experience -40°
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one man, two man,
December 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
one man, two man,
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Woody Allen in the Epstein files
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Woody Allen in the Epstein files
i prefer imported
our unspeakable horrors are locally sourced
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i prefer imported
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POV im playing 50 cent for my bff while they poop
December 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
POV im playing 50 cent for my bff while they poop
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one time i dated a dude for a few months because he asked me out and said he had a chicken foot in his pocket and i said “what?” and he pulled a chicken foot out of his pocket
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
one time i dated a dude for a few months because he asked me out and said he had a chicken foot in his pocket and i said “what?” and he pulled a chicken foot out of his pocket
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how do i make the banner be the people with the smallest following, that's where the real farting happens. smash that follow all button
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
how do i make the banner be the people with the smallest following, that's where the real farting happens. smash that follow all button