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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊

@tittysommelier.bsky.social

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Pussy bones are real. Belgium is not.

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 29d

Just posting so I can pin it

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe they finger each other but probably not on most days, they talk about stuff and just kind of fall asleep in a big bed and cuddle or whatever. Feels very lesbian to me and I’m an extreme homophobe obviously

Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

Kind of makes me wish I had gotten in on that earlier tbh I bet being there is cool as hell

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck I’m gonna be her biggest cheerleader now

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

I figured this was kind of like what all lesbian relationships were like to be honest.

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

This lady fucking rules lmao

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah Jodi

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

I am going to follow Jodi

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

You gotta give them nicknames like that it makes them smarter.

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

That’s a good dog name

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

And it’s not just when I say it. Literally any of you could call them horse, hog or stupid and they legit answer to these names it rules

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

My wife gets mad at me every time I call the dogs by their ‘other’ name I’ve gotten them to learn. Jynx our Great Dane will answer to the name Horse. Honey our fat basset/weenie mutt answers to Hog. And Freija our dumbass lab answers to Stupid

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

Reign the conqueror was one of the only anime cartoons I ever liked growing but it’s real short it’ll get you through like 3 more days of being alive tops

Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

Well yeah that’s the cool kind though I get labeled as violent or rude all the time and its like you fucking nerds who takes the time to do that

Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

Also this one. Fucking awesome

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao tech bro as a slur. That fucking rules

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

I fucking hate the label system on bluesky it’s so fucking stupid

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

My personal two favorite were getting on a list for following Laura Loomer when she on here for like 12 hours lmao. And then someone thought I was not American and bitching about American politics. I’m like the most American looking white guy of all time no idea what made her think otherwise

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

I’m honestly kind of disappointed I didn’t make a single block list for bi erasure.

Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

Right. I know getting blocked by 9000 people via lists is the bigger number but I’m really more proud of 3000 specifically going to my profile just to block me

Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 1d

I am absolutely crushing it at getting blocked

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 2d

Never be nice to nerds they always do lawyer stuff and they do it for the worst people imaginable or they work for some fucking bullshit tech company and want to think their work changes the world. They’re both equally evil and wrong

Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 2d

I had this annoying ass guy I knew in high school who I went to college with and we’d always invite him to drink and play rocksmith with us because we weren’t dicks and he became an attorney to Texas AG ken Paxton so always kill your nerd friends who suck shit they’re up to no good no exceptions

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 2d

It’s usually easy enough for me to get after work it’s just the day after