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Pussy bones are real. Belgium is not.
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I hate how friends or how I met your mother are so New York centric. You think I’ve ever had to worry about an umbrella because I have to walk in the rain? No, suck my dick. There’s not even sidewalks where I live eat my ass. There’s 30 million people who worry about this and no one else does.
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I hate how friends or how I met your mother are so New York centric. You think I’ve ever had to worry about an umbrella because I have to walk in the rain? No, suck my dick. There’s not even sidewalks where I live eat my ass. There’s 30 million people who worry about this and no one else does.
I’m not against mutual aid or whatever I’m just fucking mad the term actually exists, just at the very core of my being it’s like why do people need to ask for help with shelter or food
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’m not against mutual aid or whatever I’m just fucking mad the term actually exists, just at the very core of my being it’s like why do people need to ask for help with shelter or food
I am now utilizing the turkey emojis with 4 days to go. Can one of you dm me the day after thanksgiving and remind me to do Christmas trees or something I had jackolanterns still as of 2 minutes ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I am now utilizing the turkey emojis with 4 days to go. Can one of you dm me the day after thanksgiving and remind me to do Christmas trees or something I had jackolanterns still as of 2 minutes ago
My most old man opinion is that if the toothpaste tastes like shit it’s doing its job and that’s why I have always used arm and hammer with peroxide and brown listerine after
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My most old man opinion is that if the toothpaste tastes like shit it’s doing its job and that’s why I have always used arm and hammer with peroxide and brown listerine after
Turned 38 today and I got some pretty awesome presents from my coworkers
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Turned 38 today and I got some pretty awesome presents from my coworkers
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Man as a dad to all daughters I listen to way too much Sabrina carpenter and chappel roan
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Man as a dad to all daughters I listen to way too much Sabrina carpenter and chappel roan
I’m so old I remember the dumbest shitheads you know getting mad about common core math
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’m so old I remember the dumbest shitheads you know getting mad about common core math
All right we’re just not getting these, whatever ‘files’ we get are just absolute bullshit. The fuckin president isn’t going to be like sorry guys, I’m a fucking pedophile, here’s some evidence
BREAKING: Trump signs a bill to release files on Jeffrey Epstein, bowing to political pressure after months of resistance.
Trump signs bill to release Jeffrey Epstein case files after fighting it for months
President Donald Trump has signed a bill to release files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
All right we’re just not getting these, whatever ‘files’ we get are just absolute bullshit. The fuckin president isn’t going to be like sorry guys, I’m a fucking pedophile, here’s some evidence
There’s a real one out there who I’m not gonna name who just sends me pictures of her titties and that’s really cool and makes my day better
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
There’s a real one out there who I’m not gonna name who just sends me pictures of her titties and that’s really cool and makes my day better
Man I just saw some video on tik tok of this black lady making fried chicken with a side of spaghetti and damn I never would have thought about it but that does sound good as hell
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Man I just saw some video on tik tok of this black lady making fried chicken with a side of spaghetti and damn I never would have thought about it but that does sound good as hell
It fucking rules cash Patel is so fucking bad at his job. He’s got some some fucking girlfriend who’s 25 and a country singer and he takes an fbi private jet to go see her perform? And I’m supposed to mad? No, let’s get someone even worse than this shithead to lead the fbi let’s make it real bad.
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It fucking rules cash Patel is so fucking bad at his job. He’s got some some fucking girlfriend who’s 25 and a country singer and he takes an fbi private jet to go see her perform? And I’m supposed to mad? No, let’s get someone even worse than this shithead to lead the fbi let’s make it real bad.
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vietnam vets should pay triple because they're losers
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
vietnam vets should pay triple because they're losers
It’s fuckin crazy my kids have the attention span to still care about stranger things the last season came out like 4 years ago and I just don’t give a fuck anymore
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It’s fuckin crazy my kids have the attention span to still care about stranger things the last season came out like 4 years ago and I just don’t give a fuck anymore
Got a McRib and terminator 2 is back on Netflix just a real dub all the way around for me today
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Got a McRib and terminator 2 is back on Netflix just a real dub all the way around for me today
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Free use office girlie who's trying to give a presentation to the board but people keep putting their dicks in her mouth.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Free use office girlie who's trying to give a presentation to the board but people keep putting their dicks in her mouth.
I for one am taking the most controversial position that both tennis and pickle ball are gay and should not exist.
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I for one am taking the most controversial position that both tennis and pickle ball are gay and should not exist.
I dunno what everyone was expecting expecting out of Chuck Schumer he’s always been a useless old bitch, made an entire career out of it. This is how this was always going to end because he always will suck the most amount of shit a human being possibly can.
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I dunno what everyone was expecting expecting out of Chuck Schumer he’s always been a useless old bitch, made an entire career out of it. This is how this was always going to end because he always will suck the most amount of shit a human being possibly can.
Hit da fuckin bricks you shrekish fuckin slob literally no one likes you
In an emotional excerpt from his new book, Sen. John Fetterman said he should have dropped out of his 2022 senatorial race while severely battling depression after his stroke.
John Fetterman said he ‘should have quit’ Senate bid in an excerpt from his new book
John Fetterman gave an emotional look into his struggle with depression in an excerpt of his new book Unfettered.
www.inquirer.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hit da fuckin bricks you shrekish fuckin slob literally no one likes you
I know killing the planet is bad and that’s why everyone should hate oil companies but I’m an extremely petty man and I hate them because I have to get bitten by mosquitos in November now
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I know killing the planet is bad and that’s why everyone should hate oil companies but I’m an extremely petty man and I hate them because I have to get bitten by mosquitos in November now
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November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Got followed by a really cool account that’s definitely gonna exist in 2 weeks
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Got followed by a really cool account that’s definitely gonna exist in 2 weeks
Wednesday the high is in the 80s why do I have to live through climate apocalypse man I just want cold weather in November why does everything suck shit
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Wednesday the high is in the 80s why do I have to live through climate apocalypse man I just want cold weather in November why does everything suck shit
I bought this mechanical watch from a Russian company that’s been around for like a hundred years. Wound it up every day for almost a year now and this fucker just keeps going. It looks like shit now and I don’t care I’m gonna wear this watch for as long as it works
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I bought this mechanical watch from a Russian company that’s been around for like a hundred years. Wound it up every day for almost a year now and this fucker just keeps going. It looks like shit now and I don’t care I’m gonna wear this watch for as long as it works
Sometimes I look down and realize ‘goddamn I got some hairy ass man titties’ and I’m never gonna do anything about that
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Sometimes I look down and realize ‘goddamn I got some hairy ass man titties’ and I’m never gonna do anything about that