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Pussy bones are real. Belgium is not.
It’s so easy to invade us. There’s no resistance. We’ll all just go to work and be like welp guess Vietnam is our boss now or whatever fucking country has the stones to do it I dunno man
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It’s so easy to invade us. There’s no resistance. We’ll all just go to work and be like welp guess Vietnam is our boss now or whatever fucking country has the stones to do it I dunno man
Rule of thumb. If you’re so fucking drunk all the time you can’t make a loaf of banana bread you you should lead the American military into a country where you will definitely get your shit kicked in.
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Rule of thumb. If you’re so fucking drunk all the time you can’t make a loaf of banana bread you you should lead the American military into a country where you will definitely get your shit kicked in.
I’m going on record as saying cash Patel is the greatest head of the fbi of all time. He’s so fucking stupid this fucking rules. He just fires everyone, he throws a tantrum every couple of months. It rocks. I want someone this stupid to head the cia.
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’m going on record as saying cash Patel is the greatest head of the fbi of all time. He’s so fucking stupid this fucking rules. He just fires everyone, he throws a tantrum every couple of months. It rocks. I want someone this stupid to head the cia.
What are the fbi just a bunch of fucking Mormon dipshits who even fucking cares maybe they just shouldn’t exist
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What are the fbi just a bunch of fucking Mormon dipshits who even fucking cares maybe they just shouldn’t exist
I want someone competent to lead the fbi? No I don’t. Put a baby in charge let’s get real fuckin stupid with it
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I want someone competent to lead the fbi? No I don’t. Put a baby in charge let’s get real fuckin stupid with it
That’s a lot of postin
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
That’s a lot of postin
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vietnam vets should pay triple because they're losers
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
vietnam vets should pay triple because they're losers
It’s fine it’s basically like eating two candy bars. Not ideal but also who cares
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It’s fine it’s basically like eating two candy bars. Not ideal but also who cares
Another great tv show. Breaking bad. When it was done you knew it was done. There was no bullshit of waiting years for the next season. What even is this shit
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Another great tv show. Breaking bad. When it was done you knew it was done. There was no bullshit of waiting years for the next season. What even is this shit
I’m not gonna lie in the first couple of seasons I was like wow this is cool but I’ve just completely lost interest now
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I’m not gonna lie in the first couple of seasons I was like wow this is cool but I’ve just completely lost interest now
Learn how to make a tv show in a timely manner. Take a fucking page from the sopranos. A season every year until it was fuckin done and it was done.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Learn how to make a tv show in a timely manner. Take a fucking page from the sopranos. A season every year until it was fuckin done and it was done.
Like a demagogic, they did a Metallica thing and some guy died, one of the kids is gay for the other one. I don’t fucking care man it’s been like 8 years fuck off
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Like a demagogic, they did a Metallica thing and some guy died, one of the kids is gay for the other one. I don’t fucking care man it’s been like 8 years fuck off
I’ll take the gut destroying in exchange for the nostalgia
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’ll take the gut destroying in exchange for the nostalgia
Yeah we get it pretty regularly. Read some article about how it’s entirely dependent on the price of pork or something gay like that but I just got a McRib, hold the onion add extra pickle, large fry and large Coke for under $10 so I’m calling it a huge win for today
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Yeah we get it pretty regularly. Read some article about how it’s entirely dependent on the price of pork or something gay like that but I just got a McRib, hold the onion add extra pickle, large fry and large Coke for under $10 so I’m calling it a huge win for today
Yeah on average we get it once a year or 18 months. I take it you’re Canadian?
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Yeah on average we get it once a year or 18 months. I take it you’re Canadian?
The McRib is always disappointing every year but terminator 2 never is
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The McRib is always disappointing every year but terminator 2 never is
All right boys we’re cookin now we can make this happen. The football coach? We’re calling in an old favorite. He’s older than 50 but it works for the role. Kevin Costner
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
All right boys we’re cookin now we can make this happen. The football coach? We’re calling in an old favorite. He’s older than 50 but it works for the role. Kevin Costner
Really a not me. Us. Type of post
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Really a not me. Us. Type of post
This feels like when 84 month car leases became a thing
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This feels like when 84 month car leases became a thing
It’s the blind side, but we’re doing Alabama not Tennessee. That’s the difference
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It’s the blind side, but we’re doing Alabama not Tennessee. That’s the difference
This movie just writes itself
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This movie just writes itself