Tits McDick
@titsmcdick.bsky.social
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
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Tits McDick
@titsmcdick.bsky.social
· Aug 2
This season of America really sucks.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
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starting a fight in the family group chat about how to pronounce pecan
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
starting a fight in the family group chat about how to pronounce pecan
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Little did we know Don Quixote was the only thing standing between us and a violent windmill uprising
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Little did we know Don Quixote was the only thing standing between us and a violent windmill uprising
Rome wasn’t built in a day.
*sculpts miniature Colosseum out of mashed potatoes*
*sculpts miniature Colosseum out of mashed potatoes*
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Rome wasn’t built in a day.
*sculpts miniature Colosseum out of mashed potatoes*
*sculpts miniature Colosseum out of mashed potatoes*
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Communist burger restaurant called The Hammer and Pickle
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Communist burger restaurant called The Hammer and Pickle
I’m stuffing the turkey with cat tranquilizers.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’m stuffing the turkey with cat tranquilizers.
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Jesus didn't die for you to eat fake potatoes
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Jesus didn't die for you to eat fake potatoes
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Chernobyl would be a beautiful name for a baby boy conjoined to another baby boy
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Chernobyl would be a beautiful name for a baby boy conjoined to another baby boy
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people who hate cranberry sauce prefer ketchup on their turkey
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
people who hate cranberry sauce prefer ketchup on their turkey
People will think I slaved in the kitchen for hours.
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
People will think I slaved in the kitchen for hours.
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The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless
Never lose hope; even Danny DeVito found someone willing to fuck him.
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Never lose hope; even Danny DeVito found someone willing to fuck him.
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give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
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inside me are two burritos, they were delicious
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
inside me are two burritos, they were delicious
I’m only interested in men who will ruin my life.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m only interested in men who will ruin my life.
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If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
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did you get the dream i sent you last nite?
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
did you get the dream i sent you last nite?
I had a doctors appointment this morning. I had to wait in the exam room for an hour, which I why I have a purse full of tongue depressors.
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I had a doctors appointment this morning. I had to wait in the exam room for an hour, which I why I have a purse full of tongue depressors.
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You're trending on bluesky, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
You're trending on bluesky, Charlie Brown
I swear to god, if I meet one more cat named Whiskers…
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I swear to god, if I meet one more cat named Whiskers…
My purpose in life is to make things worse.
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My purpose in life is to make things worse.
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Been there, wiped my ass on it
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Been there, wiped my ass on it
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it's like that ancient chinese curse: may you live to become west coast editor of vanity fair
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
it's like that ancient chinese curse: may you live to become west coast editor of vanity fair
I have liver spots on my hand in the shape of each of the New England states.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I have liver spots on my hand in the shape of each of the New England states.