Tits McDick
@titsmcdick.bsky.social
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
I have a job interview this week. I think I’ve settled on an outfit.
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I have a job interview this week. I think I’ve settled on an outfit.
When I die, someone in the funeral procession has to drive one of these.
I’m all about symbolism.
I’m all about symbolism.
February 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
When I die, someone in the funeral procession has to drive one of these.
I’m all about symbolism.
I’m all about symbolism.
Getting ready for Valentine’s Day.
February 11, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Getting ready for Valentine’s Day.
This is my super bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
This is my super bowl.
Me, reacting to anything Trump says:
February 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Me, reacting to anything Trump says:
forever Delia Dietz.
January 31, 2026 at 2:32 AM
forever Delia Dietz.
I would sooner have elective dental surgery than to watch this bitch.
January 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I would sooner have elective dental surgery than to watch this bitch.
While everyone else wears pajama pants to Walmart, I wear this:
January 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
While everyone else wears pajama pants to Walmart, I wear this:
When I was younger, I would get wasted on this crap and pretend I lived in the house on the label.
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
When I was younger, I would get wasted on this crap and pretend I lived in the house on the label.
Christmas at Madonna’s house is just different.
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Christmas at Madonna’s house is just different.
Tell me you’re a psycho without saying you’re a psycho:
December 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Tell me you’re a psycho without saying you’re a psycho:
This is how a sociopath eulogizes someone.
December 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is how a sociopath eulogizes someone.
This tells me nothing.
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This tells me nothing.
If his shirt gets any tighter we all gonna be pregnant.
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If his shirt gets any tighter we all gonna be pregnant.
People will think I slaved in the kitchen for hours.
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
People will think I slaved in the kitchen for hours.
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
I’m getting sick of the chives guy on Reddit.
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m getting sick of the chives guy on Reddit.
When it’s your birthday party but someone else gets all the attention:
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
When it’s your birthday party but someone else gets all the attention:
Here’s a picture of me looking for my patience.
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Here’s a picture of me looking for my patience.