Old Man Steve
@omsteve.bsky.social
Be kind to yourself and others, and always be safe. I'm on TikTok. I'm in DFW, Texas. Some say I'm a comedian, but I don't think so; I'm just old and do jigsaw puzzles. Sometimes I dance, but I'm not very good
https://linktr.ee/OldManSteve
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I'm not crazy.. I'm a limited edition.
January 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I'm not crazy.. I'm a limited edition.
We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like: “Well I’m bored, let’s go brush our teeth.”
January 5, 2026 at 1:00 PM
We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like: “Well I’m bored, let’s go brush our teeth.”
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver
January 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver
Today is one of those days where I wish I could restore myself to the factory settings.
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Today is one of those days where I wish I could restore myself to the factory settings.
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians...
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians...
Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.
A: A Dell.
January 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.
A: A Dell.
If it says “one size fits all,” it doesn’t fit anyone.
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
If it says “one size fits all,” it doesn’t fit anyone.
Here it is January 2nd. This year is just flying by
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Here it is January 2nd. This year is just flying by
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
January 1, 2026 at 1:28 PM
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
Old Man Steve wishes you a happy new year !
December 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Old Man Steve wishes you a happy new year !
Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
December 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
How about a cooking show called "Cookin crap in the Microwave".
December 31, 2025 at 12:47 PM
How about a cooking show called "Cookin crap in the Microwave".
Some people should use a glue stick instead of a chap stick.
December 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Some people should use a glue stick instead of a chap stick.
You can't fight progress. But I've noticed you can unplug a lot of it.
December 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
You can't fight progress. But I've noticed you can unplug a lot of it.
Everyone says you should follow your dreams....so I'm going back to bed
December 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Everyone says you should follow your dreams....so I'm going back to bed
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
December 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
I'd probably be more of a go getter if I knew what I was going to get.
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'd probably be more of a go getter if I knew what I was going to get.
So, if I lie to the government, it’s a felony. But if they lie to me its politics?
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
So, if I lie to the government, it’s a felony. But if they lie to me its politics?
I was spontaneous once but it scared me so I had to take a nap
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I was spontaneous once but it scared me so I had to take a nap
You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice
December 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice
My New Years resolution is to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My New Years resolution is to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.
Y'all, all I want for Christmas is some fried okra
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Y'all, all I want for Christmas is some fried okra
Well, I've officially entered the, "Why did I come into this room?" phase of my life.
December 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Well, I've officially entered the, "Why did I come into this room?" phase of my life.