Old Man Steve
@omsteve.bsky.social
Be kind to yourself and others, and always be safe. I'm on TikTok. I'm in DFW, Texas. Some say I'm a comedian, but I don't think so; I'm just old and do jigsaw puzzles. Sometimes I dance, but I'm not very good
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You know you're getting old when you can get your annual dental check-up by mail
January 28, 2026 at 1:22 PM
You know you're getting old when you can get your annual dental check-up by mail
I tried to be spontaneous once but I took a nap instead
January 27, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I tried to be spontaneous once but I took a nap instead
Everytime I find the meaning of life, they change it.
January 27, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Everytime I find the meaning of life, they change it.
My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
January 26, 2026 at 1:55 PM
My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken had to be somewhere between 7' to 10' tall.
January 26, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken had to be somewhere between 7' to 10' tall.
I'd probably be more of a go getter if I knew what I was going to get.
January 25, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I'd probably be more of a go getter if I knew what I was going to get.
"Because it would be hilarious," is probably not a good reason to elect someone as president.
January 25, 2026 at 2:06 PM
"Because it would be hilarious," is probably not a good reason to elect someone as president.
Reposted by Old Man Steve
Warning: Graphic Imagery
ICE THESE NAZI FUCKS JUST KILLED ANOTHER CITIZEN IN MINNESOTA. WE BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS AND WE BETTER DO SOMETHING QUICK.
ICE THESE NAZI FUCKS JUST KILLED ANOTHER CITIZEN IN MINNESOTA. WE BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS AND WE BETTER DO SOMETHING QUICK.
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Warning: Graphic Imagery
ICE THESE NAZI FUCKS JUST KILLED ANOTHER CITIZEN IN MINNESOTA. WE BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS AND WE BETTER DO SOMETHING QUICK.
ICE THESE NAZI FUCKS JUST KILLED ANOTHER CITIZEN IN MINNESOTA. WE BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS AND WE BETTER DO SOMETHING QUICK.
That awkward moment when you just wanted a sugar daddy but become the First Lady of America!
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 PM
That awkward moment when you just wanted a sugar daddy but become the First Lady of America!
I think this waitress is hitting on me; she just called me hot plate
January 23, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I think this waitress is hitting on me; she just called me hot plate
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.
January 23, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.
Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.
I think I will take up country songwriting I've got the title so far "I Lost My Teeth Last Night Because I Fell In Love With You "
January 21, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I think I will take up country songwriting I've got the title so far "I Lost My Teeth Last Night Because I Fell In Love With You "
I dated an opera singer once, but it was always me me me me me.
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I dated an opera singer once, but it was always me me me me me.
You can't have everything; where would you put it?
January 20, 2026 at 1:35 PM
You can't have everything; where would you put it?
I could be a morning person. If morning happened around noon.
January 20, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I could be a morning person. If morning happened around noon.
Good parking places are always on the other side of the street.
January 19, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Good parking places are always on the other side of the street.
I'm not allowed on Disney cruise ships ever since that whole "poop deck" misunderstanding.
January 19, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I'm not allowed on Disney cruise ships ever since that whole "poop deck" misunderstanding.
I'm thinking today would be a good day to just do nothing like I did yesterday and the day before and the day before that
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I'm thinking today would be a good day to just do nothing like I did yesterday and the day before and the day before that
Some people can have all the lights on and still be in the dark.
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Some people can have all the lights on and still be in the dark.
If laughter was really the best medicine, you can bet my insurance would only cover giggles, chuckles and snickers.
January 17, 2026 at 1:40 PM
If laughter was really the best medicine, you can bet my insurance would only cover giggles, chuckles and snickers.
Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
January 17, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
The lady next to me in the elevator told me to press One. That was the last thing I remembered
January 16, 2026 at 1:28 PM
The lady next to me in the elevator told me to press One. That was the last thing I remembered
I just used the self checkout in Walmart without needing assistance and they made me district manager.
January 16, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I just used the self checkout in Walmart without needing assistance and they made me district manager.
I hate it when I have guests at my house and they ask "Do you have a bathroom?" No, we poop in the yard.
January 15, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I hate it when I have guests at my house and they ask "Do you have a bathroom?" No, we poop in the yard.