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The Janky Old Elf 🎅🏻
@daddyjanky.bsky.social
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kat don't look

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Uncensored version but no big deal it's just a cartoon (of two penises docking)
December 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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she's so talented
Bella the rescue American Village dog, standing on a large stone sphere.
December 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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I am also blocked by someone but maybe this is relevant?
Softly censored image of a popular sex act
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I feel you
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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forgive me for being skeptical of that claim
B&W photo of a sexy shirtless Paul Newman, 1950s.
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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here we call them
SkyFlakes crackers in a blue box
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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It's raining again so we don't want to go out
Bella sleeping on blankets and legs. Her arms are crossed.
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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What’s a Film You watched Way too Young? 🎥
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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i would have put real money on there being a hole under that board
a man lifts the board to reveal absolutely nothing underneath, just more grass
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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posting hole on main
a wooden board laying on the grass with "Hole" spray painted on it in orange. An orange construction cone is placed next to it.
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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a year ago today one of you heathens introduced me to caked up grinch
person in a Grinch costume at a festive, outdoor Christmas light display, viewed from behind.
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Illustration of a Spilled carton of chocolate milk
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Lieutenant Kif Kroker, a character from the animated science fiction series Futurama.
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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goooob morning
Bella sitting next to a large wooden cutout of a person in a choir robe or similar attire, and a set of three wooden snowman cutouts. The snowmen appear to be a family grouping, with two larger figures flanking a smaller one, all sitting on a small bench. A sign partially visible in the background reads "SEASON". The scene is set at night, with string lights illuminating the area and the house behind.
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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French Toyota thon English Toyota tuna
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Yeonmi Park explaining how it is on Joe Rogan
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Which band headlines?
Reposted by The Horse Knuckler Dak @dak.myatproto.social 10mo Joined Mar '23 Suffocated (Orated too long without pausing for a breath) Bluesky Elder Started a band called 'Duvet.' All we play are covers 223 534 ♡ 5.8K A Reposted by Frances Meh Raptorized Ira @raptorizedira.bsk... 4m Replied to Frances Meh Joined Jul '23 Too Much Seltzer Bluesky Elder A Lenny Kravitz cover band named The Lenny Kravitz Pants Explosion. Descriptive alt text Alt text 4 Save 2000 A
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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can check
Brassneck Brewery's Mediterranean Lager. Brewed in collaboration with Como Tapería. The can features the text "¿FOMO? ¿CÓMO?"
December 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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it's fucken sumny
a panoramic view of the North Vancouver, BC area, with the Burnaby and Surrey skylines visible in the distance across Burrard Inlet. It's sunny with a few clouds near the horizon.
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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already leaked online
That's Skip in his Rocket costume last Halloween after too many Modelos
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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trusting you skip
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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HBD Ozzy 🤘
Ozzy Osbourne projected on a screen above a crowded theater
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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snax + beer before the show excellent chopsticks i got
A lager beer on a table next to a menu and a share plate with pink and blue chopsticks
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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TONIGHT 🤘
WORSE SPACE QUEEN DAGGER BEND SINISTER MICHAEL SLUMBER Ozzy's Birthday Bash Fundraiser for Parkinson Society BC Dec 5/Rickshaw Theatre Tickets at rickshawtheatre.com, Red Cat Records & Neptoon Rerords RICKSHAW THE INVISIBLE ORANGE
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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my fave from the fartlow
@Eve Barlow 1h Eve Barlow May as well get Kneecap to run New York City at this rate.
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM