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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 2h

BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene on the attack against Mike Johnson after he claims he can't seat congresswoman Adelita Grijalva due to new "No Gurlz Allowed" rule in the House. MTG demands that NLOGS be excluded from new ruling.

Marjorie taylor Greene yelling and pointing

Mike Johnson holding up a piece of paper that says "No Gurlz Allowed"

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 1h

She posts a yearly statistics thing every year that is Revealing and Disturbing

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 1h

Conservatives: "Puerto Ricans don't need independence, they're Amerians!"

*a Puerto Rican gets announced for the halftime show*

Conservatives: "this is anti-American"

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 2h

BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene on the attack against Mike Johnson after he claims he can't seat congresswoman Adelita Grijalva due to new "No Gurlz Allowed" rule in the House. MTG demands that NLOGS be excluded from new ruling.

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 2h

nope it's just some bullshit for whiny men again

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 2h

I know it smell crazy in there (because Aella doesn't shower)

Branden McEuen but he’s spooky @bmceuen.bsky.social · 2h

Have fun everyone in the Bay Area going to SlutCon this weekend

Aella V
@Aella _Girl
Introducing Slutcon, a boot camp for men who want to get into being a slut (or who want to bring the Spirit of Slut into their existing relationships).
Oct 10-12, we'll have more info updated on the website soon, but in the meantime you can submit email!

[below the tweet is a screenshot of a webpage or maybe a poster that reads:]
Oct 10-12
Bag Area, California
For slut lovers
Ever wanted a herd of high-bodycount hotties to give you hands-on feedback on how to be more attractive? Whether you're a playboy seeking play or a wifeguy seeking a spark, our experienced sluts will help you learn how to please the women who want it the most.
COME

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 12h

LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying

Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money

Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.

www.vulture.com

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 3h

I dunno maybe changing the name to "Department of War" was a bad idea if you wanted that peace prize?

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah im on the spectrum

*chugs vinegar*

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 18h

Conservatives really aren't beating the "thinking about everyone else's genitals too much" charge today

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 18h

No longer content to ask about what's in trans people's pants, the GOP is now asking questions about what autistic people have in their pants

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The Emotion Engine (The Emotion is Fear) @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 14h

It’s insane to me that every leap year for the rest of my life the DNC is going to pay James Carville more money than all of my mutuals will see in a year to insist that no one should call Republicans weird.

Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 18h

No longer content to ask about what's in trans people's pants, the GOP is now asking questions about what autistic people have in their pants

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 18h

It's pokemon cards btw 😏😘

Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 18h

No longer content to ask about what's in trans people's pants, the GOP is now asking questions about what autistic people have in their pants

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 1d

Apple Cider Vinegar
Peach Cider Vinegar
Red Wine Vinegar
Rice Wine Vinegar
Chinkiang (brown rice) Vinegar
Cane Sugar Vinegar
Balsamic Vinegar
Strawberry Balsamic Vinegar
Rose Vinegar
and some good ol fashioned plain White Vinegar of course

love & barley 🐸🌶️🪏🎃 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 1d

It's 6:52 - how many types of vinegar do you have in your kitchen

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 15h

It's WILD

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 17h

no i'm pretty sure it starts with like a q or a v? i think I'd remember if it started with the letter F

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 17h

hey which system of government do you call it when the leader punishes political enemies, encourages political violence against marginalized groups, and sends masked thugs out into the street to cause problems

i feel like there's a name for this but i can't think of it rn

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 17h

circumcised his trachea

Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 17h

austism is gender now cause of the government

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 17h

As the administration goes all in on an alternate reality about portland that bears no resemblance to fact and rule of law, continuing radical (and just plain funny, ridiculing) acts of the imagination along with other ways of getting out the reality on the ground may help curb their momentum.

fake film poster with a sunset and the portland frog protestor with words The Portland War, A Film by Ken Burns

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 17h

wow he so majestic from afar

he is up close too but i thought the afar thing was worth noting

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 17h

the latter

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 18h

not gonna lie this one does live rent free in my head cause... what

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 18h

The most baffling interaction I ever had on here was someone posted "whew that was a tough week, wish me well in the comments"

and I replied "congrats on surviving a tough week, have a nice weekend!"

and they replied "was me surviving in question!?" and blocked me

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 18h

Sometimes I make the mistake of replying to posts online where people are asking for advice, i gotta stop doing that

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