Karen Geier
@karengeier.com
Horsey sauce enthusiast. Legendary demi hottie li’l 🌳 on Twitter
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Karen Geier
@karengeier.com
· Feb 24
do not give me measles. I will be so mad
You’d better not be saying that to someone who loves a Texas pecan
Pecan pie is fine, but it is pie for people who want candy and don't really like pie
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
You’d better not be saying that to someone who loves a Texas pecan
Ç’est vrai, mec
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ç’est vrai, mec
The whole village smells like French onion soup right now and honestly: hon hon hon
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The whole village smells like French onion soup right now and honestly: hon hon hon
They should make a perfume that smells like Murphy’s Oil Soap
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
They should make a perfume that smells like Murphy’s Oil Soap
a top fruit season has to be pineapple/pomegranate season
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
a top fruit season has to be pineapple/pomegranate season
zelda echoes of wisdom is on sale and you should get it because it's fun
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
zelda echoes of wisdom is on sale and you should get it because it's fun
sorry but a crisp is not a dessert if you were raised by a mom who made her own granola every week. that's just breakfast served after a meal
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
sorry but a crisp is not a dessert if you were raised by a mom who made her own granola every week. that's just breakfast served after a meal
we're not lumping cobblers (good) in with crisps (bad)
I'd watch a show called Crumbles, Crisps and Cobblers in 2009
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
we're not lumping cobblers (good) in with crisps (bad)
Being mad about cake and pie is fuckin wild when crumbles and crisps are right there
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Being mad about cake and pie is fuckin wild when crumbles and crisps are right there
I’m picky about apple pie but you slander key lime pie at your own peril
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m picky about apple pie but you slander key lime pie at your own peril
Planes fell out of the sky and trains crashed, dumping toxic payloads and a bridge shattered under this guy
New Hampshire - Democratic Presidential Polling:
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Planes fell out of the sky and trains crashed, dumping toxic payloads and a bridge shattered under this guy
Reposted by Karen Geier
i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
GET THE SALES REP FOR MAYCO ON THE PHONE I JUST WANT TO TALK
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
GET THE SALES REP FOR MAYCO ON THE PHONE I JUST WANT TO TALK
my brain anytime someone is talking to me
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
my brain anytime someone is talking to me
i fell asleep watching the latest Defunctland last night. Not because it wasn't good, but because I stupidly put it on too late
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i fell asleep watching the latest Defunctland last night. Not because it wasn't good, but because I stupidly put it on too late
Maybe the problem is that that’s how their dads solved the problem
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Maybe the problem is that that’s how their dads solved the problem
Anyone else on the iOS beta having issues with the brightness on their phone?
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Anyone else on the iOS beta having issues with the brightness on their phone?
Fine. You fuckers made me think about this shit a bit and now I think it’s likely she’s been swinging with Bezos because that’s the Occam’s razor explanation
The forthcoming print edition of Vanity Fair includes an abstract nude portrait of Olivia Nuzzi, @nataliekorach.bsky.social reports, writing about how the growing scandal is raising questions about the decision making at the magazine.
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Condé’s Nuzzi Conundrum
Inside Condé Nast's media drama: Gabriel Nuzzi's revelations spark controversy, exposing internal tensions and unfolding newsroom dynamics with dramatic flair.
www.status.news
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Fine. You fuckers made me think about this shit a bit and now I think it’s likely she’s been swinging with Bezos because that’s the Occam’s razor explanation
HELPEZ-MOI | EP. 5 | SAISON 2
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November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
last year I did american thanksgiving the traditional way: the dentist came over and scaled Pee-wee's teeth and then I went to high tea at a fancy boutique hotel with a friend
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
last year I did american thanksgiving the traditional way: the dentist came over and scaled Pee-wee's teeth and then I went to high tea at a fancy boutique hotel with a friend
fuck Friendsgiving. Do Franksgiving where you all dress up as a Frankenstein and serve your favorite recipe with hot dogs
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
fuck Friendsgiving. Do Franksgiving where you all dress up as a Frankenstein and serve your favorite recipe with hot dogs
Posting some stuff I made recently: ‘Mayco sparkle black engobe outside and penguin floating blue inside
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Posting some stuff I made recently: ‘Mayco sparkle black engobe outside and penguin floating blue inside
someone should crunch the numbers on how many pro Israel accounts on there are from India. I'm betting the percentage is high
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
someone should crunch the numbers on how many pro Israel accounts on there are from India. I'm betting the percentage is high
On today’s episode of Why is the Dog Pissed Off? It’s “because the laundry has 45 minutes left on it and he can’t go sniff it yet”
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
On today’s episode of Why is the Dog Pissed Off? It’s “because the laundry has 45 minutes left on it and he can’t go sniff it yet”
just asked the dog if he was a turtle because he rolled on his back and couldn't right himself and then I decided to explain to him why I can't have a turtle in the bed because of the salmonella risk while he tried wigglin and then i had to pick him up
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
just asked the dog if he was a turtle because he rolled on his back and couldn't right himself and then I decided to explain to him why I can't have a turtle in the bed because of the salmonella risk while he tried wigglin and then i had to pick him up